1. *Falls in love with cookie at first sight*
2. *But starts off by being friendly to cookie*
3. *Gets jealous of people who get too much attention from cookie*
4. *Kinda getting hot for cookie*
5. *Google searches: "Am I a cookiesexual help WebMD"*
6. *Opens up to cookie about feelings and it's mutual*
7. *Cries in cookie's doughy arms after heartfelt conversation*
8. *Not shy about publicly displaying affection for cookie*
9. *Watches cookie sleep*
10. *Laughs with childlike joy, making snow angels with cookie*
11. *Tells cookie, "You're one in a million, chocolate chip."*
12. *Gets on one knee, opens oven, proposes to cookie*
13. *Has small destination wedding with cookie*
14. *Grows old with cookie*
