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22 Signs Uday Chopra Is Scoring The Best Hash In India

"Can we actually think about thinking and does that count as 2 thinks…or still just one?" - Uday Higher-Awareness Chopra

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Uday's little epiphanies and thoughts on Twitter are the stuff of stoner films. Here are some of the times he subtly let us know he's scoring the best shit ever:

1. When 10 became a part of the rainbow.

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2. When a decades-long psychological experiment produced this result.

I have figured out why people aren’t happy. It’s cause they’re sad.

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I have figured out why people aren’t happy. It’s cause they’re sad.

7:29 PM - 28 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

3. When Philosoraptor got hold of Uday's phone and tweeted this.

We do not seek the truth… We seek a beautiful lie that pretends to be the truth…

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We do not seek the truth…

We seek a beautiful lie that pretends to be the truth…

3:56 AM - 13 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

4. When he put forth logical reasoning for his words:

I want to be silent today thats why Im talking so much…

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I want to be silent today thats why Im talking so much…

8:51 PM - 12 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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5. When he was so high, dude practically started thinking about the mental health of arctic mammals.

Is there such a thing as a bi-polar bear…and is he into both male and female bears or is he just a passive aggressive bear

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Is there such a thing as a bi-polar bear…and is he into both male and female bears or is he just a passive aggressive bear

7:13 PM - 04 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

6. When this gorgeous parenting decision happened.

If I have a son I will name him Hashtag. Hashtag Chopra, I like the sound of it or just #Chopra

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If I have a son I will name him Hashtag. Hashtag Chopra, I like the sound of it or just #Chopra

8:34 PM - 15 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

7. When Uday chilled with Dr Seuss and was inspired.

I don’t believe in believing but I do believe in not believing

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I don’t believe in believing but I do believe in not believing

8:38 AM - 12 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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8. When I don't even know what occurred here, to be quite honest.

Answer: find the words in the Oxford dictionary and the actual word is the word before…put them together “I am completely crazy”

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Answer: find the words in the Oxford dictionary and the actual word is the word before…put them together “I am completely crazy”

6:11 PM - 07 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

9. When this question of utmost importance was raised.

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10. When he channelled Aristotle level realness.

11. Twice.

There are no good people. We are all capable of great evil. Yet, it is only great evil that causes us to be good…we need evil to be human.

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There are no good people. We are all capable of great evil. Yet, it is only great evil that causes us to be good…we need evil to be human.

5:28 AM - 24 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

12. When the clock struck 4:20 and stopped working.

Can we actually think about thinking and does that count as 2 thinks…or still just one?

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Can we actually think about thinking and does that count as 2 thinks…or still just one?

8:40 AM - 01 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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13. When the fattest sandwich he had that day was not the peanut butter kind.

I think peanut butter should have its own country

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I think peanut butter should have its own country

9:58 AM - 23 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

14. When he had a vision. Literally.

Anyone know what resolution Life is running at…I’m thinking it’s definitely more than 4K

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Anyone know what resolution Life is running at…I’m thinking it’s definitely more than 4K

3:36 AM - 23 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

15. When a strong wave of self-reflection hit him. In that moment, Uday was found...

If I was an animal I’d probably be human

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16. When he rolled in the deep better than Adele.

I have decided not to believe myself…that brings me to a conundrum. If I don’t believe myself then how can I decide not to believe myself

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I have decided not to believe myself…that brings me to a conundrum. If I don’t believe myself then how can I decide not to believe myself

9:13 AM - 19 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

17. When this observation happened and scientists ignored it. Their loss.

Cashew nuts are not anywhere near the same thing as chips…just an observation

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Cashew nuts are not anywhere near the same thing as chips…just an observation

7:25 AM - 18 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

18. When this coded excerpt from a future Dan Brown book was tweeted.

1198…that’s the distance in miles, that my heart has travelled away from me

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1198…that’s the distance in miles, that my heart has travelled away from me

8:41 PM - 10 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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19. When WHOA.

Sometimes, it’s like, whoa! And like, I’m totally, you know…so I just go with it but it always ends up like, man! You know what I’m sayin

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Sometimes, it’s like, whoa! And like, I’m totally, you know…so I just go with it but it always ends up like, man! You know what I’m sayin

6:26 PM - 04 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

20. When this delectable-sounding dish was introduced.

21. When the English vocabulary was blessed with an adverb that sounds like a tropical hippo.

I’m feeling quite gwatanabilinous today

22. When this wishful thinking happened.

I try my best not to make sense on Twitter, yet people seem to find the sense in me

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I try my best not to make sense on Twitter, yet people seem to find the sense in me

10:23 AM - 23 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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