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#AccordingToIndians changing the tv channel when some advertisement of contraceptives shows up is the best solution
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#AccordingToIndians if you score 98% and Sharma ji's beti scores 99% then you should probably stop studying because you are totally useless.
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#AccordingToIndians Fever - Crocin. Cold - Vicks action 500. Cough - Benadryl. Stomach ache - Gelusil. No need of doctors.
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#AccordingToIndians saving 5 - 10 Rs from Sabziwala is more important than spending those 50000 Rs on unnecessary shopping!
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*A hot scene during a movie* *change channel* *save the child from a bad future* #AccordingToIndians
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#AccordingToIndians you should be virgin and a pro in bed at the same time #SuhagRaat
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#AccordingToIndians If any girl is with you, she must be your GF.
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#AccordingToIndians when a relative offers you something to eat, 'Nahi hum bas abhi ghar se chai pike hi nikle' is a mandatory thing to say.
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#AccordingToIndians Glimpse of bra strap means that girl is character less.
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#AccordingToIndians 'My life, My Rules' is the best caption guys can use while uploading their pics on #Facebook!
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#AccordingToIndians the traffic rule is like ------->>
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#AccordingToIndians western toilet me indian style me baithne se hi pressure achhe se aayega xD
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#AccordingToIndians if a boy and girl make eye contact, they MUST get married to each other.
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#AccordingToIndians Everyday Sunny Leone creates new History.Then we have to go to the settings and clear that History. ;)
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#AccordingToIndians, Sabse sasta vala khareedo.
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#AccordingToIndians if u r a @iamsrk or a @BeingSalmanKhan fan u have to participate in SalmanVsSrk war to prove ur loyalty towards ur fav.
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#AccordingToIndians wearing cropped tops & showing belly is indecent whereas wearing a saree and doing the same isn't.
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#AccordingToIndians movies against corruption are great, but escaping challan by paying bribe is a good decision
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#AccordingToIndians DSLR = Photographer.
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#AccordingToIndians It's okay to pee in public but not kiss.
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#AccordingToIndians, If you speak fluent English, you're rich.
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have an arranged marriage, Waiting for you. #AccordingToIndians
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#AccordingToIndians If you don't give birth to a child after 2years of ur marriage then You may have some sexual problems. #Crap
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#accordingToIndians If you take Alcohol & Non-veg on Tuesday you'll be considered 'Papi'