24 Hilarious And Shockingly Accurate Tweets About How Things Happen #AccordingToIndians

Sharma Ji’s daughter/son is better than you at everything.

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*A hot scene during a movie* *change channel* *save the child from a bad future* #AccordingToIndians

— Jungli Billi (@iamhorcrux)
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#AccordingToIndians you should be virgin and a pro in bed at the same time #SuhagRaat

— Chandni (@Kachchikali)
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#AccordingToIndians If any girl is with you, she must be your GF.

— Akshay Luhadiya (@AkshayLuhadiya)
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#AccordingToIndians when a relative offers you something to eat, 'Nahi hum bas abhi ghar se chai pike hi nikle' is a mandatory thing to say.

— Mansi. (@Dhoklaa__)
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#AccordingToIndians Glimpse of bra strap means that girl is character less.

— Anurag Rekhde (@ANURAGREKHDE)
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#AccordingToIndians 'My life, My Rules' is the best caption guys can use while uploading their pics on #Facebook!

— K.s.H.i.T.I.j.A (@SensibleEnough)
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#AccordingToIndians the traffic rule is like ------->>

— Masala Fries (@willowwhimsical)
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#AccordingToIndians western toilet me indian style me baithne se hi pressure achhe se aayega xD

— Khushi (@TeriKhushi)
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#AccordingToIndians if a boy and girl make eye contact, they MUST get married to each other.

— Life of a Desi (@WeSoDesi)
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#AccordingToIndians Everyday Sunny Leone creates new History.Then we have to go to the settings and clear that History. ;)

— Sir Ravindra Jadeja (@SirJadeja)
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#AccordingToIndians, Sabse sasta vala khareedo.

— Nishika Srikar (@NishikaSrikar)
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#AccordingToIndians if u r a @iamsrk or a @BeingSalmanKhan fan u have to participate in SalmanVsSrk war to prove ur loyalty towards ur fav.

— Gagan Gaur (@gaur_gagan)
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#AccordingToIndians wearing cropped tops & showing belly is indecent whereas wearing a saree and doing the same isn't.

— Hiba Kakul (@HibaKakul)
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#AccordingToIndians movies against corruption are great, but escaping challan by paying bribe is a good decision

— Garry Gujral (@Retweet__singh)
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#AccordingToIndians DSLR = Photographer.

— Pooja Gupta (@LoKarLoBakchodi)
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#AccordingToIndians It's okay to pee in public but not kiss.

— anjali dugar (@chappan_kilo)
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#AccordingToIndians, If you speak fluent English, you're rich.

— Nishika Srikar (@NishikaSrikar)
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have an arranged marriage, Waiting for you. #AccordingToIndians

— Ishan Rana (@A_boy_tweets)
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#AccordingToIndians If you don't give birth to a child after 2years of ur marriage then You may have some sexual problems. #Crap

— J.N.Y. (@swagat06)
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#accordingToIndians If you take Alcohol & Non-veg on Tuesday you'll be considered 'Papi'

— 0mar Abdullah (@abdullah_0mar)

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