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24 Hilarious And Shockingly Accurate Tweets About How Things Happen #AccordingToIndians

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#AccordingToIndians changing the tv channel when some advertisement of contraceptives shows up is the best solution

Indian औरत@Nakhrewalii

#AccordingToIndians changing the tv channel when some advertisement of contraceptives shows up is the best solution

9:27 PM - 18 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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#AccordingToIndians if you score 98% and Sharma ji's beti scores 99% then you should probably stop studying because you are totally useless.

Shashi @HeyStalkKar

#AccordingToIndians if you score 98% and Sharma ji's beti scores 99% then you should probably stop studying because you are totally useless.

10:53 PM - 18 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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#AccordingToIndians Fever - Crocin. Cold - Vicks action 500. Cough - Benadryl. Stomach ache - Gelusil. No need of doctors.

Poongkundran S@Poongkundran_s

#AccordingToIndians
Fever - Crocin.
Cold - Vicks action 500.
Cough - Benadryl.
Stomach ache - Gelusil.
No need of doctors.

8:35 PM - 18 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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#AccordingToIndians saving 5 - 10 Rs from Sabziwala is more important than spending those 50000 Rs on unnecessary shopping!

Saadia Hossain@Iam_saadia

#AccordingToIndians saving 5 - 10 Rs from Sabziwala is more important than spending those 50000 Rs on unnecessary shopping!

8:27 PM - 18 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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*A hot scene during a movie* *change channel* *save the child from a bad future* #AccordingToIndians

Jungli Billi @iamhorcrux

*A hot scene during a movie*
*change channel*
*save the child from a bad future*

#AccordingToIndians

10:36 PM - 18 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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#AccordingToIndians you should be virgin and a pro in bed at the same time #SuhagRaat

Chandni@Kachchikali

#AccordingToIndians you should be virgin and a pro in bed at the same time #SuhagRaat

12:45 AM - 19 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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#AccordingToIndians If any girl is with you, she must be your GF.

Akshay Luhadiya@AkshayLuhadiya

#AccordingToIndians If any girl is with you, she must be your GF.

12:33 AM - 19 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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#AccordingToIndians when a relative offers you something to eat, 'Nahi hum bas abhi ghar se chai pike hi nikle' is a mandatory thing to say.

Mansi.@Dhoklaa__

#AccordingToIndians when a relative offers you something to eat, 'Nahi hum bas abhi ghar se chai pike hi nikle' is a mandatory thing to say.

12:34 AM - 19 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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#AccordingToIndians Glimpse of bra strap means that girl is character less.

Anurag Rekhde@ANURAGREKHDE

#AccordingToIndians Glimpse of bra strap means that girl is character less.

1:39 AM - 19 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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#AccordingToIndians 'My life, My Rules' is the best caption guys can use while uploading their pics on #Facebook!

K.s.H.i.T.I.j.A@SensibleEnough

#AccordingToIndians 'My life, My Rules' is the best caption guys can use while uploading their pics on #Facebook!

1:17 AM - 19 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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#AccordingToIndians the traffic rule is like ------->>

Masala Fries@willowwhimsical

#AccordingToIndians the traffic rule is like ------->>

9:20 PM - 18 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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#AccordingToIndians western toilet me indian style me baithne se hi pressure achhe se aayega xD

Khushi@TeriKhushi

#AccordingToIndians western toilet me indian style me baithne se hi pressure achhe se aayega xD

12:14 AM - 19 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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#AccordingToIndians if a boy and girl make eye contact, they MUST get married to each other.

Life of a Desi@WeSoDesi

#AccordingToIndians if a boy and girl make eye contact, they MUST get married to each other.

1:53 AM - 19 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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#AccordingToIndians Everyday Sunny Leone creates new History.Then we have to go to the settings and clear that History. ;)

Sir Ravindra Jadeja@SirJadeja

#AccordingToIndians Everyday Sunny Leone creates new History.Then we have to go to the settings and clear that History. ;)

11:52 PM - 18 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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#AccordingToIndians, Sabse sasta vala khareedo.

Nishika Srikar@NishikaSrikar

#AccordingToIndians, Sabse sasta vala khareedo.

1:36 AM - 19 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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#AccordingToIndians if u r a @iamsrk or a @BeingSalmanKhan fan u have to participate in SalmanVsSrk war to prove ur loyalty towards ur fav.

Gagan Gaur@gaur_gagan

#AccordingToIndians if u r a @iamsrk or a @BeingSalmanKhan fan u have to participate in SalmanVsSrk war to prove ur loyalty towards ur fav.

1:33 AM - 19 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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#AccordingToIndians wearing cropped tops & showing belly is indecent whereas wearing a saree and doing the same isn't.

Hiba Kakul@HibaKakul

#AccordingToIndians wearing cropped tops & showing belly is indecent whereas wearing a saree and doing the same isn't.

1:32 AM - 19 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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#AccordingToIndians movies against corruption are great, but escaping challan by paying bribe is a good decision

Garry Gujral@Retweet__singh

#AccordingToIndians movies against corruption are great, but escaping challan by paying bribe is a good decision

1:44 AM - 19 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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#AccordingToIndians DSLR = Photographer.

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#AccordingToIndians It's okay to pee in public but not kiss.

anjali dugar@chappan_kilo

#AccordingToIndians It's okay to pee in public but not kiss.

1:25 AM - 19 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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#AccordingToIndians, If you speak fluent English, you're rich.

Nishika Srikar@NishikaSrikar

#AccordingToIndians, If you speak fluent English, you're rich.

1:38 AM - 19 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have an arranged marriage, Waiting for you. #AccordingToIndians

Ishan Rana@A_boy_tweets

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You have an arranged marriage,
Waiting for you.
#AccordingToIndians

10:57 PM - 18 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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#AccordingToIndians If you don't give birth to a child after 2years of ur marriage then You may have some sexual problems. #Crap

J.N.Y.@swagat06

#AccordingToIndians If you don't give birth to a child after 2years of ur marriage then You may have some sexual problems. #Crap

1:38 AM - 19 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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#accordingToIndians If you take Alcohol & Non-veg on Tuesday you'll be considered 'Papi'

0mar Abdullah@abdullah_0mar

#accordingToIndians If you take Alcohol & Non-veg on Tuesday you'll be considered 'Papi'

1:01 AM - 19 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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