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    24 Hilarious And Shockingly Accurate Tweets About How Things Happen #AccordingToIndians

    Sharma Ji's daughter/son is better than you at everything.

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    #AccordingToIndians changing the tv channel when some advertisement of contraceptives shows up is the best solution

    Indian औरत@Nakhrewalii

    #AccordingToIndians changing the tv channel when some advertisement of contraceptives shows up is the best solution

    9:27 PM - 18 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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    #AccordingToIndians if you score 98% and Sharma ji's beti scores 99% then you should probably stop studying because you are totally useless.

    Shashi @HeyStalkKar

    #AccordingToIndians if you score 98% and Sharma ji's beti scores 99% then you should probably stop studying because you are totally useless.

    10:53 PM - 18 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    UTV Stars / Via carbonated.tv

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    #AccordingToIndians Fever - Crocin. Cold - Vicks action 500. Cough - Benadryl. Stomach ache - Gelusil. No need of doctors.

    Poongkundran S@Poongkundran_s

    #AccordingToIndians

    Fever - Crocin.

    Cold - Vicks action 500.

    Cough - Benadryl.

    Stomach ache - Gelusil.

    No need of doctors.

    8:35 PM - 18 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    4.

    #AccordingToIndians saving 5 - 10 Rs from Sabziwala is more important than spending those 50000 Rs on unnecessary shopping!

    Saadia Hossain@Iam_saadia

    #AccordingToIndians saving 5 - 10 Rs from Sabziwala is more important than spending those 50000 Rs on unnecessary shopping!

    8:27 PM - 18 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    5.

    *A hot scene during a movie* *change channel* *save the child from a bad future* #AccordingToIndians

    Jungli Billi @iamhorcrux

    *A hot scene during a movie*

    *change channel*

    *save the child from a bad future*

    #AccordingToIndians

    10:36 PM - 18 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    6.

    #AccordingToIndians you should be virgin and a pro in bed at the same time #SuhagRaat

    Chandni@Kachchikali

    #AccordingToIndians you should be virgin and a pro in bed at the same time #SuhagRaat

    12:45 AM - 19 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Shemaroo/UTV Motion Pictures / Via fyeahranbirkapoor.tumblr.com

    7.

    #AccordingToIndians If any girl is with you, she must be your GF.

    Akshay Luhadiya@AkshayLuhadiya

    #AccordingToIndians If any girl is with you, she must be your GF.

    12:33 AM - 19 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    8.

    #AccordingToIndians when a relative offers you something to eat, 'Nahi hum bas abhi ghar se chai pike hi nikle' is a mandatory thing to say.

    Mansi.@Dhoklaa__

    #AccordingToIndians when a relative offers you something to eat, 'Nahi hum bas abhi ghar se chai pike hi nikle' is a mandatory thing to say.

    12:34 AM - 19 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    9.

    #AccordingToIndians Glimpse of bra strap means that girl is character less.

    Anurag Rekhde@ANURAGREKHDE

    #AccordingToIndians Glimpse of bra strap means that girl is character less.

    1:39 AM - 19 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    10.

    #AccordingToIndians 'My life, My Rules' is the best caption guys can use while uploading their pics on #Facebook!

    K.s.H.i.T.I.j.A@SensibleEnough

    #AccordingToIndians 'My life, My Rules' is the best caption guys can use while uploading their pics on #Facebook!

    1:17 AM - 19 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    11.

    #AccordingToIndians the traffic rule is like ------->>

    Masala Fries@willowwhimsical

    #AccordingToIndians the traffic rule is like ------->>

    9:20 PM - 18 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    12.

    #AccordingToIndians western toilet me indian style me baithne se hi pressure achhe se aayega xD

    Khushi@TeriKhushi

    #AccordingToIndians western toilet me indian style me baithne se hi pressure achhe se aayega xD

    12:14 AM - 19 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    13.

    #AccordingToIndians if a boy and girl make eye contact, they MUST get married to each other.

    Life of a Desi@WeSoDesi

    #AccordingToIndians if a boy and girl make eye contact, they MUST get married to each other.

    1:53 AM - 19 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    Vinod Chopra Productions / Via bollygifs.tumblr.com

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    #AccordingToIndians Everyday Sunny Leone creates new History.Then we have to go to the settings and clear that History. ;)

    Sir Ravindra Jadeja@SirJadeja

    #AccordingToIndians Everyday Sunny Leone creates new History.Then we have to go to the settings and clear that History. ;)

    11:52 PM - 18 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    15.

    #AccordingToIndians, Sabse sasta vala khareedo.

    Nishika Srikar@NishikaSrikar

    #AccordingToIndians, Sabse sasta vala khareedo.

    1:36 AM - 19 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    16.

    #AccordingToIndians if u r a @iamsrk or a @BeingSalmanKhan fan u have to participate in SalmanVsSrk war to prove ur loyalty towards ur fav.

    Gagan Gaur@gaur_gagan

    #AccordingToIndians if u r a @iamsrk or a @BeingSalmanKhan fan u have to participate in SalmanVsSrk war to prove ur loyalty towards ur fav.

    1:33 AM - 19 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    17.

    #AccordingToIndians wearing cropped tops & showing belly is indecent whereas wearing a saree and doing the same isn't.

    Hiba Kakul@HibaKakul

    #AccordingToIndians wearing cropped tops & showing belly is indecent whereas wearing a saree and doing the same isn't.

    1:32 AM - 19 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    18.

    #AccordingToIndians movies against corruption are great, but escaping challan by paying bribe is a good decision

    Garry Gujral@Retweet__singh

    #AccordingToIndians movies against corruption are great, but escaping challan by paying bribe is a good decision

    1:44 AM - 19 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    The Culture Company / Via bollygifs.tumblr.com

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    #AccordingToIndians DSLR = Photographer.

    20.

    #AccordingToIndians It's okay to pee in public but not kiss.

    anjali dugar@chappan_kilo

    #AccordingToIndians It's okay to pee in public but not kiss.

    1:25 AM - 19 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    21.

    #AccordingToIndians, If you speak fluent English, you're rich.

    Nishika Srikar@NishikaSrikar

    #AccordingToIndians, If you speak fluent English, you're rich.

    1:38 AM - 19 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    22.

    Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have an arranged marriage, Waiting for you. #AccordingToIndians

    Ishan Rana@A_boy_tweets

    Roses are red,

    Violets are blue,

    You have an arranged marriage,

    Waiting for you.

    #AccordingToIndians

    10:57 PM - 18 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    23.

    #AccordingToIndians If you don't give birth to a child after 2years of ur marriage then You may have some sexual problems. #Crap

    J.N.Y.@swagat06

    #AccordingToIndians If you don't give birth to a child after 2years of ur marriage then You may have some sexual problems. #Crap

    1:38 AM - 19 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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    #accordingToIndians If you take Alcohol & Non-veg on Tuesday you'll be considered 'Papi'

    0mar Abdullah@abdullah_0mar

    #accordingToIndians If you take Alcohol & Non-veg on Tuesday you'll be considered 'Papi'

    1:01 AM - 19 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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