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20 Things That Happen To Every Outspoken Liberal Desi On Social Media

"Sham on u sickular...!!!"

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1. You've been called words like "sickular," "libido," "leftard" and "lib fascist."

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Did you just use "libido" to mock the word "liberal"? HOW IS "LIBIDO" A BAD THING?

2. Your own friends post the most regressive things sometimes and it breaks you inside.

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YOU? YOU ARE CAPABLE OF DOING THIS?

3. Seriously, you went to school with these people. It hurts you.

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Can they not hear themselves?

4. If you're a journalist, god forbid, you've been told that you've been bribed or that you're an agent for a foreign intelligence agency.

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I wouldn't be tweeting about having cup noodles for lunch if I was a well-paid foreign agent, bro.

5. You've received at least one death threat by some faceless troll on social media.

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"SHAME ON U SICK LIBRAL STOP QUESTIONING I'LL KILL U GIVE ADDRESS"

6. But you’re more often offended by the atrocious grammar they use in the process.

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"Em gonna kill u"? I'm sure you meant "I'm going to kill you."

7. A lot of religious people are not cool with your ideas.

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Behave yourself.

8. Reactions to things you post go from this...

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Haw haaye.

9. To this. Basically you are an atheist whether you are an atheist or not.

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Your frequent critique of conservative ideas are obviously targeting god.

10. Your posts about sex and related topics bring all the tauba-taubas to the yard.

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BUT WE ARE ALL A PRODUCT OF SEX.

11. Good luck if you're a woman because the raised eyebrows double in number.

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"Am reporting u."

"Whatever it takes you to fuck off."

12. "Shame... Pls control ur langueg. I can't bliev girlz are using so filthy wordz!"

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No fuck off.

13. Guys like this. Everywhere.

@regajha ma'am kam se kam apni jati ka to lihaz kar leti aap.BRAHMIN ho aap.fir bhi aisi gandi baatein.my head is down bcos of u

yash trivedi@saveindiaaaFollow

@regajha ma'am kam se kam apni jati ka to lihaz kar leti aap.BRAHMIN ho aap.fir bhi aisi gandi baatein.my head is down bcos of u

2:48 PM - 06 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

@NthPowered_ ma'am ji, y do u wear sleeveless??

yash trivedi@saveindiaaaFollow

@NthPowered_ ma'am ji, y do u wear sleeveless??

10:01 PM - 07 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

@regajha get a life ma'am, be a good girl .quit abusing, drinking & exposing

yash trivedi@saveindiaaaFollow

@regajha get a life ma'am, be a good girl .quit abusing, drinking & exposing

3:16 PM - 06 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

@parul___gupta Y R U INSULTING ME LIKE THIS MA'AM JI. IT IS NOT JUSTIFIED. @zoffioindia

yash trivedi@saveindiaaaFollow

@parul___gupta Y R U INSULTING ME LIKE THIS MA'AM JI. IT IS NOT JUSTIFIED. @zoffioindia

1:01 PM - 06 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

14. When you rail against sexism/racism/homophobia, people just dismiss you as the PC police.

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No, it's not "just a joke."

15. But it's the warmest, fuzziest feeling when fellow liberal desis stand up in your defence.

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I'm looking at you, Twitter. <3

16. Admit it; you do enjoy the occasional shooting down of small-minded trolls with good reasoning.

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For leisure.

17. You've tried politely explaining your points but you've realised it isn't worth your time.

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Listen, sir. Sir, excuse me. YOU'RE WRONG.

18. And so you find yourself constantly grateful for every networking platform's "block" option.

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So many people to block; so little time.

19. But by now, you take pride in the number of stupid responses you invoke.

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#HatersGonnaHate

20. Because you're proud of being a "sickular libido leftard lib fascist."

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Long live liberalism, secularism, humanism and the other amazing -isms. <3