20 Things That Happen To Every Outspoken Liberal Desi On Social Media
"Sham on u sickular...!!!"
You've been called words like "sickular," "libido," "leftard" and "lib fascist."
Your own friends post the most regressive things sometimes and it breaks you inside.
Seriously, you went to school with these people. It hurts you.
If you're a journalist, god forbid, you've been told that you've been bribed or that you're an agent for a foreign intelligence agency.
You've received at least one death threat by some faceless troll on social media.
But you’re more often offended by the atrocious grammar they use in the process.
A lot of religious people are not cool with your ideas.
Reactions to things you post go from this...
To this. Basically you are an atheist whether you are an atheist or not.
Your posts about sex and related topics bring all the tauba-taubas to the yard.
Good luck if you're a woman because the raised eyebrows double in number.
"Shame... Pls control ur langueg. I can't bliev girlz are using so filthy wordz!"
When you rail against sexism/racism/homophobia, people just dismiss you as the PC police.
But it's the warmest, fuzziest feeling when fellow liberal desis stand up in your defence.
Admit it; you do enjoy the occasional shooting down of small-minded trolls with good reasoning.
You've tried politely explaining your points but you've realised it isn't worth your time.
And so you find yourself constantly grateful for every networking platform's "block" option.
But by now, you take pride in the number of stupid responses you invoke.
Because you're proud of being a "sickular libido leftard lib fascist."
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