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19 Realisations Every Indian Has When They Graduate From University

Well. That was uni-xpected.

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1. You will now emptily pause before you answer "So beta, padhai kaisi chal rahi hai?"

2. You'll realise that you can actually look good sometimes.

3. And your face wasn't programmed to melt by birth; it was just university all along.

4. If you're not employed right after, you won't know what to do with yourself now that you have all this time.

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"I think I'll watch all 80's Bollywood movies..."

5. And you were expecting to start rolling in money from the get go but you aren't even getting any interview calls.

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6. If you've had a few interviews, you've come to the painful realisation that your GPA did not matter to the employer.

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I worked so hard for this..........

7. "The hardest part is over" will sound like bullshit because getting your degree processed has turned out to be your biggest nightmare.

8. And you'll feel like an unwelcome stranger whenever you visit in the process.

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This was my home.

9. The most unexpected wedding pictures of your classmates will pop up on Facebook.

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Wait, WHAT? NEHA GOT MARRIED?

10. But wait a minute... THEY'RE NOT MARRYING THE PERSON THEY DATED IN UNI FOR YEARS?

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WHO IS THIS STRANGER NEXT TO THEM, WHY DOES NO ONE TELL ME ANYTHING.

11. You'll have a bit of a panic attack upon realising your student life is actually over.

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This is what I was working towards but it feels kind of terrible.

12. Remember that classmate you said you can't stand? You're going to think about them too.

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Even if for how fucking annoying they were.

13. You will be exposed to well-groomed members of the opposite sex for the first time in your life.

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OMG. People with no sweat stains and groomed eyebrows exist?

14. Your university hardship stories won't get any acknowledgement from employers or family.

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Yes I deserve a medal, especially if I went to a government university.

15. A bunch of people will tell you "there is no scope" for whatever you got a degree in.

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And they can shut the fuck up but what if they are right and I have just wasted four years oh my god.

16. You'll find yourself defending your uni, even if it was terrible and you hated it.

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"Excuse me, Chaturved University of Model Science isn't that bad."

17. Prepare to hear yourself say "when I was your age" while talking to university students only weeks after graduating.

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WTF am I saying, I'm not old.

18. But god forbid you're a woman and you'll realise more relatives are interested in getting you married than you could imagine.

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Okayyyyy so suddenly everyone is involved now...

19. Most astonishingly: you're suddenly the apple of your family's eye.

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Advice: EXPLOIT THIS MOMENT.