Best 'Home Alone' Movie Moments

Who doesn't love John Hughes' holiday classic, Home Alone?

Ah, the old familiar red brick McCallister home.

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Kev is pissed he can't eat cheese pizza so he wishes his family would just disappear.

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Kev gets even more pissed when he is asked to share a bed with his cousin who is known for peeing the bed. Fuller, go easy on the Pepsi!

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Then the distant mother (who most likely is a drunk) tells Kev to stay in the attic, alone. For the rest of the night because he isn't behaving.

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Kev and his family all go to sleep. The next morning this kid somehow doesn't hear the 10 relatives the floor below him stomping around in order to make it to the airport...? Alas, by the time Kev actually wakes up, everyone is gone. He assumes he has made his family disappear. Wicked!

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Oh, and it isn't until Mother of the Year is already on the plane and in the air before she realizes, dumb dumb, she has forgotten her 8-year-old son at home.

Party!!!!

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Kev eats junk and watches rubbish, daring his family to show themselves in order to stop his rebellious ways.

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He rides his sled down an entire flight of stairs and out the door... #cool

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He snoops around... and finds - wait - wrong gif.

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He snoops around... and finds a pic of his brother's girlfriend. Woof woof.

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Kev can't just eat junk and watch rubbish all day - he's the man of the house. He proceeds to clean up, shower and....

Ahhhhhhhhh

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On his way home from buying groceries - alone - this 8-year-old kid realizes that robbers are plotting to break in and steal all of their shiz.

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So he does what any 8-year-old kid would do. He booby traps his house from top to bottom and arms himself with a pump action, shotgun style, bb gun! #nice

Yup - this kid will do more than just shoot your eye out! He will...

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1) blow torch your skull. *check

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2) shoot you in the face - at point-blank range. *check

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3) make you look like a chicken. *check

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4) slap you in the face with a paint can. *check

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4) put a big, fat tarantula on your face. *check

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5) do so many "how are you not dead yet" things that if you do survive it all you should probably start fighting crime because you are clearly a superhero. *check

Mom smartens up and comes back home...

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Silly, unfit Mom!

The End...

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