Florence And The Machine's New Album Is Here And People Have The Most Feral Reactions

    "When I say I am a woman I mean whatever Florence Welch is talking about in her songs"

    Florence is back and she isn't playing around!

    Dance Fever album cover

    Let’s dive into some of the best reactions to Dance Fever by Florence and the Machine.

    1. The countdown we've all been waiting for.

    can't believe we're going to witness florence and the machine destroy the patriarchy and dismantle religion in just over an hour x

    2. How are we really feeling?

    new florence and the machine this friday how are we feeling gays

    Twitter: @missedthelight

    3. This seems like a perfectly good reason to me.

    sorry professor i can’t turn in my final paper florence and the machine is dropping a new album tomorrow i need to fuck off to the woods and dance in a fairy ring for a while

    Twitter: @kmilleranna

    4. My same reaction, exactly.

    5. And it couldn't have been from anyone else.

    6. The most accurate description of how Dance Fever makes you feel that I could find.

    7. Yes, please. Let's talk about it.

    8. Honestly, same. There's no other way to put it.

    9. And we absolutely love both of them.

    florence and the machine has two types of songs one where there's lots of drums and she talks about being an ancient god with the power of the ocean and the other type is just like "it was 8:52 on a tuesday in peckham when i last spoke to you. clarissa."

    Twitter: @MoodAdjuster

    10. It is just right and it's also very sexy of her.

    11. Who isn't experiencing it at this point?

    12. This is very specific and also very true.

    13. Please, don't mind us when we do.

    watch out for all the long skirt eyeliner girls this weekend. we will all be going on dramatic lone walks listening to the new florence and the machine and becoming so absorbed in pretending we're a mythical goddess that we trip over our own feet or walk into a pole

    Twitter: @sunlightsappho

    14. I feel like I'm probably going to put this on my gravestone.

    15. You can have a handful of Internet friends, we all want this.

    such a shame i don’t have friends who experience florence and the machine’s songs the same way i do because it lowers my chances of having a coven dance fever party

    Twitter: @reginasthighs

    16. We ascending and we also having an existential crisis, it is what it is.

    17. This is the kind of power I believe Florence has.

    18. She is and we couldn't be more grateful!

    19. Oh, yes. I'm being totally normal about it, what are you looking at?

    20. A variation on the previous post about her duality which is equally good.

    @MoodAdjuster florence and the machine has two types of songs, the ones that make you cry and the ones that give you a religious experience and make you cry

    Twitter: @idontlikethisp8

    21. A bit extreme but perfectly relatable.

    22. Also good for us since we get to experience this.

    23. It's exactly those people in France who danced until they died!

    24. Definitely a refreshing change of pace.

    25. And who doesn't? We have a collective war against patriarchy to fight.

    listening to florence and the machine and thinking like ur right, bestie, i DO need my golden crown of sorrow and my bloody sword to swing

    Twitter: @NoraReed

    26. TBH, the entire album is poetic cinema, but I get your point.

    27. I'm not saying it but it is heavily implied.

    28. Someone hold me back, I might be actually tempted to do this.

    29. Not at all. I already said I'm being perfectly normal about it.