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68 Tweets From 2017 That Are Guaranteed To Make Muslims Laugh Out Loud

"'Do muslims have sex?' nah bruv i was delivered into this world thru amazon prime."

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TAKING OFF MY HIJAB FOR GOOD😤

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This is what I picture when a girl says 'I want a man that's on deen with a hint of road'

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when you forget to change before rushing to taraweeh 😂

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your mom said "الله ياخذك" the other day

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Me running away from my husband on the wedding day cuz I don't catch feelings sweetie, I catch flights.

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If you don't come to my janazah, don't expect me to come to your Janazah. It's simple.

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My brother (he’s somali) vs his white friend when they see a dog

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Me: effective. Power لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ 冗 Sophia the robot:

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me: I'm tryna marry you her: do you even pray?

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Went to an Islamic talk today where the speaker said "the only dua young ladies recognise nowadays is Dua Lipa" and… https://t.co/pTahD3EeIH

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"asalaamualaikum brothers and sisters...quick announcement..if u own a white toyota camry plz move it you are block… https://t.co/dhcipFbWNv

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Muslim culture is going to a store just to pray in the dressing room

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My brother and his wife has a tradition. The same bendang spot every raya. Last year, Star Wars. This year, Harry P… https://t.co/rSc79teSjX

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"do muslims have sex" nah bruv i was delivered into this world thru amazon prime

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So we did Secret Santa with a Muslim guy at work, guess who got a brand new Quran

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Why do people look at hijabis weird when we go underwear/ lingerie shopping? We wear underwear too uno

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I'm at a Muslim event n this girl goes "this tastes like alchohol" n when she realized everyone heard she goes "I think" I was cryinnn

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fast and furious 9: need for eid

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When your at a wedding and random ladies come up to you, say salaam, and ask who your father is.

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Only in Birmingham could this happen 😭 #EidMubarak

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mashallah sister bella reminding brothers to lower their gaze

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Uterus: I'm gonna wait till she breaks her fast Uterus to uterus: 30 minutes before maghrib it is

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Muslim men : “I think hijab shoul.... Muslim women :

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Got my sister an abaya to wear after ramdhaan but idk if eid ul fitr or if it's too small

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ur wcw said no fried foods this Ramadan yet she got enough samosas on her plate to recreate the pyramids of Giza, it's me, i'm ur wcw

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When you decline an invite to haram activities and they ask why:

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When you finally get a good selfie but your sister didn't wear the hijab

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A$ap Ferg: ride wit da mob, alhamduallah Everyone:

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WHEN YOU DIDNT EAT SUHOOR AND YOU HEAR THE ADHAN 😂

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When you've fasted the whole day and your period comes 15 mins before the Maghrib adhaan.

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me when shaytan is locked up and I'm still a shitty person

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"What's your name?" "Yasin" "Wal quraanil hakeem" https://t.co/LeZtYBzaRS

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*hijab slips slightly to reveal baby hair* Akh Twitter:

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a gentle reminder now that Ramadan is coming up: wtf = wallahi too funny lmao = laughing my abaya off af = Astaghfirullah

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nonhijabi: don't you get hot wearing that in the summer?? me: dOnT yOu gEt hOt wEaRiNg tHaT iN tHe sUmMeR ?¿

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Who's suhoor and why you always staying up for her 😤😡

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your mcm trying to DM as many girls as he can before Ramadan starts

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‘If your beard doesn’t connect neither will we’ First of all no ones trying to connect with you sis

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im fucking crying the text says "i'm trying to give him positive role models"

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LOL I took my hijab off in the changeroom at work to fix it & one of my coworkers goes “are you leaving ur religion?”😭😭😭😂

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"You wear a hijab how are you cold" sorry I forgot to switch the heat on in my hijab

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"I'm hurt because you never replied to my meme".

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ok im sick of being broke who wants to be my sugar daddy but like in the halal way for example i will make duaa for you in exchange for cash

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Him: subhannallah it's sad for me to see our Muslim sisters at nightclubs and bars Me: why are you at- Him:

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I love Lady GaGa's latest album Khadije. My favorite songs are Million Hassanat, Takwa in Circles & Perfect Qibla 😍… https://t.co/HeCzm6XXfh

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GIVE THANKS TO ALLAH FOR THE MOON AND THE STARS PRAISE HIM ALL DAY FOR WHAT IS AND WHAT WAS TAKE HOLD OF YOUR IMAN… https://t.co/lJTZCxA8uE

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Drake: A staff a gorilla I cant believe you chose him over me Rihanna: ITS ASTAGFIRULLAH DRAKE

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when you walk past a guy and he whispers mashallah

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when the whole office is enjoying snack time but you’re fasting for Ramadan

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LMAOO This is gonna be a loooong Ramadan😂😂😂😂

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Mashahallah brother Hotdog found his way back to the right path.

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The floor is a normal sleeping cycle during Ramadan Muslims:

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Harry Potter turkish subtitles 😂😂😂