Updated on Jan 30, 2019. Posted on Aug 25, 2018

    19 Very Real Subtweets Inspired By "To All The Boys I've Loved Before"

    "To All the Boys I Loved Before I Knew Who They Voted For."

    By now you should have watched Netflix's To All the Boys I've Loved Before.

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    And if you haven't, don't worry — there are no spoilers ahead.

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    People have been subtweeting boys using the title of the movie.

    To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before they opened their mouth

    Some of them are very real.

    To All the Boys Who Traumatized Me

    And relatable.

    To All The Boys I Got Bored Of In A Week

    To All The Boys I Crushed On Only Because I Was Bored And Needed Something To Divert All My Restless Attention To Because I Can't Live Normally Without A Hyperfixation

    To All The Boys I Convinced Myself I’ve Loved Before But Were Really Just A Form of Toxic Escapism

    To All The Boys Who Sucked My Tiddies Before

    To All The Boys Who Have Treated Me Like I'm Their Mother Because For Some Reason We Allow Men To Get Away With Not Having To Look After Themselves

    To All The Boys Who Sat Opposite Me On Public Transport I’ve Loved Before

    To All The Boys Who Showed Genuine Interest In Me Before But Got Rejected Because I Couldn’t Grasp The Idea of Someone Liking Me Without Any Ulterior Motive

    To All the Boys I Loved Before I Knew Who They Voted For

    To All The Boys I Shaved My Buttcrack For

    To All The Boys who get it get it get it get it hit it hit it hit it hit it flip it flip it flip it who make me say oh ohhh

    To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before they couldn’t pronounce my name correctly.

    To All The Boys I Provided Emotional Support For As They Pursued Thinner Girls

    To All the Boys I Loved Before I Insulted Them So Much They Had No Idea I Loved Them

    To All The Boys Who Are Back In Town

    to all the boys i’ve loved before until i realized love is just a social construct created to deal with the reality that our sole purpose in this world is to reproduce because it’s too hard to accept that there isn’t a greater meaning to life than mere survival

    To all the boys I’ve loved before until I found out they were still in contact with their ex

    To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before But They Had No Idea Because My Idea of Flirting Is Debating Them About Politics and Giving Them Book Recommendations.

    Ikran is a reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in London.

    Contact Ikran Dahir at ikran.dahir@buzzfeed.com.

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