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I convinced my mum to get a prayer mat for the cat cause he kept sitting on ours when we prayed, and he loves having his own lil mat now 😭❤
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Surah - Al Baqarah, remove all evil https://t.co/v5FsWkt63K
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Ramadan is the perfect excuse to get rid of your unwanted side tings
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so yday at madrasah i was teaching the little yutes abt the importance of duaa this one kid came up to me & was like ‘can i ask you something’ i was like ‘yh’ he goes ‘do we have to keep our hands together bc the duaa might leak’ LOOOOOOL I couldn’t keep a straight face 😭😭😭
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One time in Starbucks, they finished making my drink and they screamed my name and everyone ducked under the tables.
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My uncles need to be removed off of WhatsApp
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me and the bouncer after he checks my ID where i'm wearing hijab but i'm currently in batty riders
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omg
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non-muslim: omGggg not even water?? me: nope non-muslim: omg. I would DIE hahaha me: non-muslim: cant u just cheat me: non-muslim: like just dont tell Allah me: non-muslim: are u sure ur not allowed water
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A wife on deen with a hint of road 😍😍
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*ramadan starts* "hey i don't feel so good..."
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my friend sneezed and his white friend yelled ABDULLAH instead of alhamdulillah
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Was trying to pray then this happened 😂😂
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WHO DID THIS
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i sent my dad the picture i took of him and look how he responded. someone come collect him pls
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*Unmarried Muslim women over 22 being happy and fulfilled* Muslim men:
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Me: I’ll just keep the same Wudu till next prayer Fart:
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Wearing a turban to the job interview and then showing up to work in an abaya is like page one in the hijabi playbook https://t.co/1G4mzm1cFf
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Me trying to save every animal in the world
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disabled person: exists muslim twitter:
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When the guy leading prayer messes up on Surah Fatiha
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The moment my mom decided I was no longer her daughter anymore
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buzz lightyear is technically a hijabi
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We put on a soft volume of Quran on for my nephew and his reaction is tooo cute😭😭😭😍😍😍❤️
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unfollowed my mcm due to ramadan preparations. Girl we goin to islam
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LOOOOOOOL how is someone gonna put this in my unis prayer room 😂😂
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Hassan: “Wallahi Rih it wasn’t me 7ayati” Rihanna: “Wallah this wallah that, but I know you’re still lying, and stop calling me that number word ya dickhead”
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every ramadan I make this one samosa with hella elachis inside it and see which one of my family members ends up eating it
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Uber drivers name is Muhammad Me when i get in: Salaamualaikum Uber driver: alright mate Me:
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Hijabis with AirPods I hope u cheated on all your exams young queens
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to the TSA agent that just patted down my top knot bun
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when u go inside dunkin donuts wearing eid clothes n the person behind u in line is like
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when shaytaan starts whispering to you halfway through your salah
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On my mums life one roadman revert did this in friday prayer and said ‘Bruddah i’m just praying to my lord quicktime, i’ll call you back’ i almost came out of prayer 😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/CD39eUdnAr
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Me to a non-Muslim: Say wallah Non-Muslim: wallah Me: damn ok I believe u
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Currently working on my “Eid Mubarak” message How I can extend the conversation from two words I might even spell it wrong so she has to correct me All in the works
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When you’re woken up for Suhur and you don’t know wtf is going on.
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Me every time a TSA agent throws away my skin care products
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*two inches of hair show from hijab* Twitter sheikh: DO YOU WANNA BE AN UNWRAPPED LOLLIPOP
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How certain family members behave when it’s time to wake up for Suhoor
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Someone in my Instagram comments said I want to enforce Shakira Law. And you know, hips don’t lie!
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Don’t stress over someone that doesn’t know what these are
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Halal gap level undefeated https://t.co/4YkuJ83lDX
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LITTLE KNOWN FACT: Sonic the Hedgehog is a Muslim. When he said his trademark "Gotta go fast" he was referring to the Ramadan tradition, not his immense speed.
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Fast 9 you know, 21 more fast we’ll have Eid https://t.co/DiYcLlcYQ7
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when she says she only dates muslims
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matty just said the muslim stans will be called the haram-baes i’m literally fuckin crying
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Are you Muslim — no this is a durag https://t.co/D0jv9WDm76
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“down with caviar, long live the kebab”
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still the greatest question asked to an islamic scholar
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sent this to my homie and got blocked 🤣🤣
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My mom’s face when my sister started rapping a korean song😂
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okay
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Yarhamukullah https://t.co/MO2aPNsJAZ
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When you want your cat to go to Jannah
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Every single Ramadan Non-Muslim: “nOt EvEn WaWtEr?!” Me: naah not even water Non-Muslim:
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alhamdulillah 💍❤️ I'm taken as a joke
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mash’Allah sister rihanna (now ruqaiyya farooqui) embraces islam alhumdulillah
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when you muslim af
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My man said he slid into her DMs with some recitations and she corrected his tajweed so he blocked her LOOOOOOOOOL
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Me on the first day of Ramadan
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periodtt
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Lmao why lil uzi dressed like an emo girl from Islamic school https://t.co/T8amlTUqbI
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“What do you call a Muslim who loves to shop?” “Abaya”
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had 2 do it to em rq