Twitter: an evil conspiracy by lazy zombies that wish to zombify us without all the hard work of brain eating.
youTube: an evil conspiracy by cats to take over the world
Google: is run by ancient egyptian mummies. That explains why google knows everything. These mummies have been around for thousands of years
Facebook: an evil conspiracy by your family to uncover your secret identity on the internet.
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