ihatehipsters

IHateHipsters

I'm not a hipster. I'm not even a hipster that hates my own kind, I swear. Proof: I'm too fat for skinny jeans, and I wear glasses for astigmatism.

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  • A wooden post sticking out of the grass
  • A rainbow unicorn with an arrow pointing upward for a horn
  • A little cowboy with a big 'number one' hat crying for joy
  • Moses wearing sunglasses holding a list article carved into a tablet
  • Clipboard with a piece of paper on it that says 'do it to em', 'get stuff done', and 'be a legend'
  • The number one hundred thousand under a small green monster
  • The number two hundred and fifty thousand under an alien
  • The number five hundred thousand amongst a forest of eyeballs
  • The number one million on the earth, being watched by a planet sized eyeball
  • A person with their palms facing forward, wearing an uncooked turkey on their head
  • Butterflies flying around a pair of lips
  • A body builder cat flexing with 2022 written across its pecs
  • Snow White smiling serenely while looking at a bird that is perched on her hand
  • The golden snitch flying through the air
  • A green slime splatter
  • K-pop 'finger heart'
  • Funky disco dancer
  • A cat looking startled to see a human dressed as a cat eating from its bowl, labelled "Karen"
  • Two slimy tentacles touching and forming a heart shape
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  • Hipster Protester

    I'll say this about the rioters in Kyrgyzstan: They know how to dress.

  • Hipster Beatings

    Die Hipster really hates hipsters. He hates hipsters so much that he concocts creative ways to kill hipsters and shares his fantasies on his blog.

  • Hipster Exercise

    This is what they would do if they were fat. But they're not, so I guess it's ironic when you consider how much they smoke, drink and snort. Via.

  • Zombie Hipsters Game

    A proof-of-concept game involving hipster zombies and trendy 7". It's a bit dated, but I agree with what the guy was trying to say: Throwing vinyl at hipsters destroys them, mentally and physically. Via.

  • Jack White Calls Out Hipsters

    Really though, how can you willingly go to a Stripes show and not enjoy it? If you're really impatient, start at 0:17.

  • Retro Anti-Hipster PSA

    Hipsters: Dangerous as cobras! "Just as we crushed the Nazis in WWII, we shall so crush the hipsters with the fists of our freedom."

  • Coonskin Caps, Hipster Trend

    One guy even claims that it's real raccoon fur. I'm kinda hoping PETA will join me in my war against hipster-scum. More commentary and videos at Gawker.

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