43 Of The Most Gloriously Ugly Christmas Sweaters You've Ever Seen
A hilarious array of boozy, punny, and fandom sweaters you'll be proud to wear because ugly really is just a state of mind.
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1. A sweater perfect for articulating your absolute love of fermented grapes.
2. An elf sweater showing you just how much you'll be drinking at the holiday party.
Get on sale from Spencers for $29.99 (originally $39.99). Sizes: M-XL.
3. A Rick and Morty sweater that'll be way better than standing on line for some heavenly Szechuan sauce.
Get it from Spencers for $49.99. Sizes: M-2XL.
4. A retro Reptar sweater that'll kind of make you wanna see his glorious romance on ice.
So you guys didn't see that Rugrats episode?
Get it from Forever 21 for $32.90. Sizes: S-XL.
5. A Mike Tyson sweater because why not don yourself with a champ?
Promising Review: "It fits great and is very comfortable. Hopefully you guys have great nights with Mike like I've had." —Amazon Customer
Get it from Amazon for $24.75 or Walmart for $21.49. Sizes: S-XXXL. Available in 14 colors.
6. A red sweater to let everyone know who exactly the party pooper is, and it isn't you.
7. A Pickachu sweater so you can have the cutest Pokèmon on you at all times.
Get it from Think Geek for $49.99. Sizes: S-3XL.
8. A sloth sweater, because they're fucking adorable and love life just like you.
Get it from Amazon for $21.59+. Sizes: S-XXL.
9. A Vladimir Putin-inspired Santa sweater that'll maybe convince the leader of Russia to splash vodka in your face, but at least the cheers of adoration were worth it!
It’ll be like an episode of Real Housewives: St. Petersburg, and you've always loved reality TV.
Promising review: "It fits well and is very comfortable, and the looks I get while wearing it is worth every penny." —Amazon Customer
Get it from Amazon for $20.99. Sizes: S-XXL.
10. A BB-8 sweater so the force will always be with you, even while dealing with crazy relatives.
Get it from Box Lunch for $41.93. Sizes: XS-XXL.
11. A Destiny's Child-inspired sweater that won't cheat on you even if your man will. Santa won't cheat on you, either.
Get it from Boohoo for $10. Sizes: S-L. Available in four colors.
12. A Darth Vader sweater, because even the leader of the Empire can enjoy holly.
Get it from Target for $34.99. Sizes: L-XXXL.
13. A light-up unicorn sweater that'll puke all of the sweet, sweet things you love about the holidays.
Promising review: "My husband bought this sweater for a Christmas party and people started taking photos with him. When the lights are on it's just an incredible sweater. What could be better than a unicorn throwing up candy canes and snowflakes that light up." —KLP
Get it from Amazon for $24.49. Sizes: S-XXL.
14. A Legend of Zelda sweater because Link is just that guy and the color green looks good on you.
Get it from Box Lunch for $41.93. Sizes: XS-XXL.
15. A cute kitten sweater that'll really get you to understand the true meaning of the holidays.
Get it from Target for $27.99. Sizes: XS-XXL.
16. An angry cat sweater with the cutest Santa hat you've ever seen.
Promising review: "I bought this for an ugly Christmas sweater day at work. My co-workers found it hilarious. The materials are super silky and soft!" —alyssa berry
Get it from Amazon for $17.99+. Sizes: M-XL.
17. A grumpy pug sweater that's trying so hard to be mean, but he loves presents just as much as you do.
18. A minimalistic Christmas tree sweater with just the right amount of ornaments.
Get it from Modcloth for $55. Sizes: S-L.
19. A Super Mario Bros. sweater. Hopefully you'll get some power-ups for Christmas this year.
Get it from Target for $24.49. Sizes: M-XXL.
20. A refreshing Coca Cola sweater you won't have to wrestle with polar bears for to gain some warmth.
Get it from Forever 21 for $29.90. Sizes: S-L.
21. A simple Santa sweater that'll take "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" to a whole other level.
22. A Bob's Burger's sweater to remind yourself of what the holiday is really about — annoying your siblings.
Get it from Box Lunch for $41.93. Sizes: XS-XXL.
23. A light-up unicorn sweater that'll get you to use your imagination, especially when it comes to magical creatures.
Get it from Walmart for $34.99. Sizes: XS-XL.
24. An off-shoulder sweater to be just as cozy as it is funny.
Get it from Boohoo for $11.60. Sizes: S-L. Available in four colors.
25. A golfing Santa sweater so you can show everyone what he was doing instead of delivering gifts this year.
26. A cute-ass fleece navidad sweater that'll be fuzzier than an actual sheep.
Get it from Modcloth for $49. Sizes: S-3XL.
27. A space invaders sweater so you can defeat all of the aliens wanting to take over planet earth.
Get it from Think Geek for $49.99. Sizes: S-3XL.
28. A singing sheep sweater to give you the courage to belt out all the holiday songs you know at the top of your head.
Get it from Forever 21 for $22.90. Sizes: S-L.
29. A Black Panther sweater so you can fly right by Christmas and get straight to Kwanzaa.
30. An ominous sweater. It should probably be at the beginning of every horror movie.
Get it from Boohoo for $10. Sizes: S-L. Available in three colors.
31. A light-up Stranger Things sweater so you can send personalized messages from the upside down.
Get it from Target for $23.09. Sizes: S-XXL.
32. A black sweater with St. Nick himself sitting on a throne of candy canes because he is the one true king of the North (Pole).
Promising review: "This awesome Christmas sweater demands attention. Walk around your office and smack some of them little elves around and let them know who is the real King of the North." —Leonard Sutton
Get it from Amazon for $36.80+. Sizes: S-XXL.
33. A sweater and necklace set because if you can't see your name in lights, why not be a human Christmas tree?
Get it from Modcloth for $49. Sizes: S-3X.
34. An alien sweater, because even extraterrestrials love getting presents and eating candy canes. They travelled so far.
35. A chimney sweater in a truly regal blue, only bested by the fact that Santa Claus is stuck in the chimney with his pants down.
36. A Ninja Turtles sweater to bring on some nerdy cheer.
Promising review: "It's old school TMNT and super soft and luxurious inside. I wore this almost every day of the Christmas season (i.e. until April)." —Brittany Reynolds
Get it from Amazon for $9+ or Walmart for $9.95. Sizes: S-XXL.
37. A fuzzy sweater only perpetually lonely people who want a significant other can wear.
Get it from Target for $20.99. Sizes: S-XXL.
38. A classic Elf sweater, because it's your favorite holiday movie, and it actually makes you laugh out loud.
Get it from Walmart for $22.95. Sizes: XS-3XL.
39. A black sweater that'll show what everyone is at the holiday party for in the first place — free liquor.
Get it from Boohoo for $10. Sizes: S-L.
40. A Jon Snow sweatshirt that just might bring about a white Christmas. You've got to go home, now.
Get it from Planet Slay on Etsy for $34.99+. Sizes: S-5XL. Available in nine colors.
41. A sweatshirt to show everyone just how loved you are all across the world. Never mind that you have that Ludacris song stuck in your head now.
42. A downright disrespectful pissing Santa sweater that'll light up because even Santa's pee is fucking magic.
Who doesn't wanna pee at the edge of the world quite honestly? Sounds like a rush.
Promising review: "An absolute must for any mandatory ugly sweater party." —Charles Grau
Get it from Amazon for $19.56+. Sizes: S-L
43. A gingerbread cookie sweater perfect for getting stoned, eating all the food, and taking a nap afterwards. Isn't that what the holidays are all about, anyway?
I hope your holiday is as lit as DMX singing Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer!
Reviews here have been edited for length and/or clarity.
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