1. A trendy velvet blazer with a relaxed fit for some glamorous Mick Jagger looks.
2. An oversized wine bottle glass to hold as much alcohol as you'd need to get privately wasted on a night in.
3. A puurfect cat-shaped crossbody bag that has just the right amount of luxury.
4. A quick and easy sushi-making kit so you can start working on your secret hobby of crafting the most delicious dragon roll in existence.
5. Glorious lip butter with nourishing coconut oil to make your lips soft and pliant for multiple beijos.
6. A super depressing but altogether cute laptop case to protect your lifeline to society as we know it.
7. A fabulous hydrating facial spray with rosewater to transform dry and flaky skin to the glowing stuff it deserves to be.
8. Pigmented blush with a unique gel-cream formula for decorating your cheeks with a bit of buildable color.
9. A dual breakfast sandwich maker for when you want to eat in the morning but literally don't have the time to feed yourself.
10. A fluffy-ass backpack that would look amazing with any cute outfit you have. It even comes in millennial pink!
11. Sleek and stylish floral loafers to liven up any piece of clothing you have and look way more expensive than the money you paid for them.
12. A tarot card phone case showcasing the most important thing in life: caffeine.
13. A pinot grigio wine-making kit, because what's so hard about making fermented grapes tasty?
14. Really cool takeout bowls so you can pretend that your freshly made stir fry was actually delivered to you.
15. A pretty mini dress to wear while you're sipping tasty mimosas at brunch.
16. A retro-style gold Casio wristwatch. Perfect to stunt on the 'gram.
17. A super cute jumpsuit to serve sexy looks at the bar and spend the rest of your check on vodka cranberries.
18. Tiny mushroom Bluetooth speakers that kind of resemble Toad from Super Mario Bros.
19. A pair of delicate pearl earrings to adorn your ears with some timeless elegance.
20. An amazingly useful cupcake maker so burnt bottoms can be a thing of the past.
21. Urban Decay Naked Heat Palette to put some smoky-ass sultriness on the tops of your eyelids.
22. A brightening face mask that has bits of gemstone to naturally help illuminate your skin.
23. A gourmet dessert subscription box to give you tons and tons of orgasmic chocolate each month.
24. Qhemet Biologics Detangling Ghee with cocoa butter to keep your coils looking fluffy AF without any of the knots that might come with it.
25. A Reptar Bar clutch bag to give you and your friends a bit of nostalgia.
26. A comfy pair of strappy gladiator sandals that you can walk in all fucking day without complaint.
27. A neon table lamp to basically tell your guests goodbye for you.
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