1. A sleek spice rack with *empty* bottles and labels so you can properly season the egg and hashbrown situation you've got cooking on the stove (*without* searching all the cabinets).
2. A rapid egg cooker that'll basically do all the poaching, scrambling, and hard-boiling for you so you can have some dope breakfast on the way to work.
3. A pack of reusable silicone baking cups to make some blueberry muffins you can smother with butter and cinnamon.
4. An adjustable measuring cup with two measurements (cups and ounces) so you can finally get the right amount of flour for some homemade pancakes.
5. A multipurpose food dicer with seven interchangeable blades that'll makes chopping, slicing, and grating easy — especially for those peppers and onions you'll wind up putting in your omelet.
6. A knife sharpener, because having dull knives will probably get in the way of chopping up some potatoes for your world-famous hashbrowns.
7. A highly-rated spoonula to assist with scrambling some fabulous eggs without scratching your pans.
8. A super cool microwave bacon cooker that'll efficiently cook your bacon within minutes, because there's nothing like a crispy slice with your waffles.
9. A cast iron skillet so all of your pancakes will have that buttery, crispy edge that you love oh so much.
10. A non-stick frying pan that'll perfectly flip your flapjacks, scramble your eggs, and make a perfect omelet without breaking a sweat.
11. A stuffed pancake pan to create that recipe you spotted on Pinterest. Make sure you have a glass of OJ to go with it.
12. A quesadilla maker that'll be perfect for putting together the best breakfast quesadillas with the right amount of eggs and cheese for a true mouth orgasm.
13. A mini waffle stick maker, because you love having a bit of sweet goodness for your first meal of the day.
14. A hands-free Rollie egg maker for quick and easy (and unique!) eggs you'll wanna munch on again and again.
16. An apple slicer to effortlessly make your simple but perfect breakfast snack that'll be a nice and easy way to start your morning.
17. A handy crepe maker, because let's be real: sometimes you're just feeling something light, sweet and airy first thing in the AM, and you sure as hell couldn't make one with just your frying pan.
18. A mini donut maker that'll cook some mouth-watering additions to your morning coffee. You can even dunk it into your coffee like those cops you see in the movies.
19. A set of colorful poaching cups so you can finally master the true art of a runny egg for breakfast.
20. A breakfast sandwich maker with five different compartments that'll transform your sandwich game to the next level, all while not even knowing how to ACTUALLY cook!
21. A handy blender with a removable to-go cup so you can make a yummy smoothie with the fruit and ice of your choice. Everyone needs their fruit intake to start the day, even if you don't have time to sit down and enjoy!
22. A mini waffle maker that'll simply make those Belgian waffles you've fallen in love with over and over again.
23. An aluminum, non-stick frying pan with four compartments to properly (and simply!) cook your eggs and sausage patties at the same damn time.
24. An adorable egg separator that'll do all the dirty work for you, so you can eat your egg whites in peace, because let's be real — it's totally time consuming.
25. A silicone mold that'll turn all your eggs into cool characters, because you love some variety in your food.
26. A microwave omelet maker to ensure that you'll actually create the most perfectly shaped batch of eggs in existence without it ever being on the actual stove. And the best part? It's all for you!
Here's to the most important meal of the day!
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