2. Cute cartoon gel pens that will totally brighten your day, even if you have to go to class and take notes.
5. Darling tinted lipgloss to moisturize dry lips with bits of vitamin E, making them soft to the touch.
9. A relaxing and moisturizing egg puff makeup sponge to blend your foundation, blush, and highlighter to high-heaven.
10. Totoro slippers that will definitely keep your feet warm and comfy around the house because he's your friend!
11. An inviting phone case with a squish-able cat to poke at whenever you have some anxious energy to burn.
12. A tiny, squishy, and surprisingly delightful penis squeeze toy that would really like it if you would be friends. Look at that smile and those feet.
15. Colorful mini staplers that will keep all of your important papers together if it's the last thing they do.
16. A totally useful Pusheen Cat pencil pouch to hold all of your pens, pencils and erasers in one place.
21. A surprisingly spooky dress with the most bewitching ghosts... they really don't want to haunt you – they're just as harmless as Casper!
24. And a fucking adorable panda pillow to show how much you love them, but actually appreciate ice cream more than life itself.
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