1. An adorable, yet effective butterfly kiss vibe with dual-action vibrations for your g-spot and clit to send you over the hill again, and again, and again.
2. A discreet necklace vibe to wear at every event just in case you feel like getting a little frisky. We won't tell if you do.
3. A purple starter dildo made specifically for anal play, because lord knows you don't want to start too big and ruin those fantasies you had that made you wanna try it out in the first place.
4. A gold-finish metal dildo perfect for anal play, which means you can prep your butt for some mind-blowing penetration.
5. A super realistic feeling silicone vagina with special inner grooves to spice up your semi-regular fap time. Just be sure to lube this bad boy up before you use it.
6. A basic vibe (it kind of looks like a cactus) with a ridged texture to tickle all those sensitive nerves on your clit or in your vagina. Maybe try a little twirl, seems like it'll rock your world.
7. A double-bulb prism glass plug, which can be used for fun in the back or the front.
8. A super reliable, dependable, and outright AMAZING Satisfyer Pro 2 that'll suck on your clit for you, simulating oral sex to keep you coming for hours, probably.
9. A wonder wand vibrator with added kegel balls, because you'd love to work on your inner muscle strength so that your orgasms can be out of this world.
10. A super quiet and smooth vibrator for when you really don't want to alarm your roommates but you have an...itch that really needs to be scratched.
11. A truly incredible Lelo Sona clit massager that'll use sonic pulses to really give you deep-ass waves of pleasure. Maybe Adele was singing about this the whole damn time!
12. A mini wand vibrator with over 20 vibration modes so you can change up the rhythm, because you need variety in all of your big O's.
13. A clit-sucking vibrator that'll also double as an insertable g-spot dildo, because some nights you want to get right to business, and other nights you wanna explore if you can get off multiple times through penetration. Versatility, babe.
14. A lipstick massager complete with multiple speed patterns you can absolutely take on vacation to make it even more ~relaxing~.
15. A smooth and perfectly bendable dildo that kind of looks like Nessie the Loch Ness Monster if Nessie wanted to take you to higher heights.
16. A bendable silicone vibrator so you'll be able to receive deep penetration while the 10 vibration settings will have your toes curling in pleasure.
17. A soft, realistic dildo with raised veins and a pointed head for all of your alone time activities. It even has a flared base to use with a strap-on.
18. An iconic rabbit vibrator so you can have both clitoral and vaginal stimulation, which means you'll be able to get to your peak faster and come...harder.
19. A vibrator with a curved base and a textured clit-tickler to give you a dual dose of eye-rolling pleasure, because there's nothing like two different orgasms at one time, am I right?
20. A legendary Magic Wand, because it's been everyone's favorite vibrator for 20 years now, and the sensations are so fucking good EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
21. A Fleshlight to jack into till the crows come home, because it's the magnum opus to penis owners everywhere.
22. A beginner's strap-on you and your partner can enjoy... together. It even has a flared base for a little backdoor action.
23. A dual vibe to surround their clit with the greatest vibrations man has ever known. Kind of like surround sound, but for sex.
24. A gargantuan purple monster capable of giving you the multiple orgasms you've been waiting for.
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