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    23 Things You'll Definitely Want To Buy When That Direct Deposit Hits

    Fun and quirky finds you'll be tempted to spend your paycheck on.

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    1. A pyramid desk mirror you can look into just like the evil queen in Snow White. You're the fairest of them all!

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    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $19.

    2. Durable and oh-so-delightful rock coasters to keep water rings from getting on your table. Plus, you were always into having a pet rock, anyway.

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    Promising review: "I ordered the blue agate coasters for a gift for someone that loves blue as much as me. The coasters were absolutely beautiful and the colors were brilliant and eye catching." —Amazon Customer

    Get a four-pack from Amazon for $28.99 or Walmart for $25.95.

    3. An offbeat alarm clock to let you know when the important things are about to take place. No need to be the rabbit in Alice in Wonderland!

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    Promising review: "It is large and looks great on a shelf or hanging on the wall. I have never seen another clock like it so I feel like it uniquely perfect for my home. I have a country, vintage home and this fits in perfectly. It is charming and definitely a focal point inside any room. It is made from quality products and the attention to detail is exquisite." —Bizzy and Max

    Get it from Amazon for $27.99.

    4. An artistic Bob Ross mug it's fine to spill coffee on yourself with (because there aren't any mistakes, only happy accidents).

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    Get it from Think Geek for $12.99.

    5. A notepad that challenges you to write something different every day (so you can gain a little perspective).

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    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $10.

    6. A mix and match letter board that'll let everyone know breakfast won't be served EVER, so don't even ask.

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    Promising review: "So fun! Why in the world has it taken someone so long to add shapes to the letter boards! I love the ability to add a heart or arrow when needed!" —Denise Cooper

    Get it from Amazon for $31.95. Available in nine colors.

    7. A slothzilla shower curtain because who doesn't want an adorably giant sloth hanging in their bathroom?

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    Promising review: "Sir Slothalot convinced me to purchase him. His armor is of sturdy quality and will last the long battle deep in the trenches of the war zone we call the bathroom. When I use the toilet I am face to face with this godly creature. We stare lovingly into each others eyes. If only I owned a real sloth." —Chance B

    Get it from Amazon for $34.95.

    8. A majestic unicorn wine holder who may actually drink the whole bottle before you even get to it.

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    Promising review: "Do you love unicorns? Do you love wine? You can even put a bottle of olive oil or whatever in there. It looks like the unicorn is drinking whatever bottle you decide to put in there; it's very sturdy and holds it up with ease. It fits great on a counter or on a table without taking up too much space" —lolo bridwell

    Get it from Amazon for $19.95.

    9. Jellyfish-like planters — they resemble the one and only jellyfish field in Bikini Bottom.

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    Try not to get stung babies!

    Promising review: "Got these for my husband. We live in an apartment and he has a green thumb. The urchin shells are so amazing, they're my favorite part. The plant itself is super easy to care for and the plant does resemble jellyfish which can add a touch of color and life to a room. Our plants came already long enough to see them, so no waiting. I love these so much I might have to get one for my whole family!" —Amazon Customer

    Get a three-pack from Amazon for $33.26 or Walmart for $41.29.

    10. A sushi art cookbook so you can raise your sushi game up a few notches. Who wouldn't want a panda-shaped California roll?

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    Get it from Amazon for $16.02, Barnes and Noble for $16.42 or a local bookseller through IndieBound here.

    11. A Bob's Burgers beanie detailing the only thoughts that go through your mind. You have priorities, dammit.

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    Get it from Box Lunch for $15.92.

    12. A bunch of healing crystals so you can be in tune with the universe. Why not get involved with something new and positively witchy?

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    Promising review: "I am just learning about healing stones and crystals and the one thing I have noticed is that just being around them I feel more relaxed. I am happy with them and looking forward to learning more about how they work." —alienshape

    Get them from Amazon for $22.95.

    13. A whimsical spartan knife block to expertly hold your favorite cutting utensils. Be the fiercest chef your kitchen has ever seen.

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    Promising review: "This is the cutest and most whimsical knife block. It's is really well made and has a good magnet in the helmet area to hold the knife sharpener; it's strong enough to hold the knife sharpener without fear of it falling off, but not too strong that pulling it off is not a problem. I bought this for my daughter who is studying to be a professional chef and she loves it!"—Misty

    Get it from Amazon for $65.95.

    14. A rainbow sippy cup so you can secretly hold all your alcoholic drinks while you're out and about. You're all about being festive!

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    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $10.

    15. A truly original mac and cheese bag that might be just as good as the real thing.

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    Get it from Betsey Johnson for $68.

    16. A gummy bear maker, because jelly candies should be ingested at any time of the day, and who in the hell has a gummy bear machine? Willy Wonka, probably.

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    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $23.

    17. A groovy succulent society patch so you can not-so-subtly let everyone know just how much you hate watering plants and how cacti are truly superior to whatever plant anyone else could think of.

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    Promising review: "A hilarious and perfect gift for a friend who just bought a bunch of succulents and got really excited about them. Honestly, this patch makes no sense, it's great!" —Valerie

    Get it from Amazon for $8.30.

    18. A faux fur jacket no one else has to keep you nice and toasty while being as hip as possible. Pops of color were always your thing.

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    Get it from Tobi for $68. Sizes: S-L. Also available in black.

    19. A pair of glam sugar skull galoshes for avoiding deadly puddles like a boss and standing out like the star you are.

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    Promising review: "These boots are awesome! I have wide calves and these are perfect! Super cute design, and are really comfortable." —Heather C

    Get them from Zappos for $45. Sizes: 5-11.

    20. A transparent rainbow backpack because rainclouds are just a frame of mind.

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    Promising review: "Super cute and I can’t wait to use it. Very good material." —Jaylynn

    Get it from Amazon for $20.79.

    21. An absolutely darling unicorn who would be happy to help put moisture in the air (so you'll never suffer from a bloody nose) in the cutest way possible.

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    Get it from Firebox for $53.

    22. A zodiac eyeshadow and highlighter palette because your favorite shade is written in the stars.

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    Get it from BH Cosmetics for $21.99.

    23. A galaxy bath bomb with avocado oil to soothe the dry-ass skin that comes with winter, all while giving you a bath that's out of this world.

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    Get it from The Apollo Box for $7.50.

    You're amazing and so is your taste. Fancy Squidward would be proud.

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