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1. A tube of charcoal toothpaste that'll whiten and clean your teeth at the same time.
2. A portable water pick with three pressure settings, because your dentist has been going on and on about flossing, and it's time for you to take charge.
3. A rechargable, electric toothbrush with a pressure sensor and timer that'll prevent you from brushing too hard and help you brush your teeth for the right about of time.
4. A pack of floss picks to carry with you just in case you have some food stuck after brunch.
5. Or a regular pack of Oral-B dental floss because you like to stick with tradition and it's FINE. As long as you're flossing***!
6. A vegan teeth whitening pen so you can keep those pearly whites extra white without endangering any cute animals. It's a win-win.
7. An LED teeth whitening kit that'll get those teeth squeaky clean, and 1.8K people must agree according to the reviews on Amazon.
8. A dental gel that'll remove plaque and other grossness so your mouth can be nice and clean.
9. A set of dental tools for really getting involved in your dental hygiene.
10. An oral rinse with the same pH level as tap water to gently rinse your mouth to prevent tartar buildup.
11. An electric tartar remover with high-frequency vibrations that'll quickly remove plaque, tartar, and maybe even stains.
12. A super-popular tongue cleaner because you're super paranoid about bad breath and this will help.
13. A Quip toothbrush with timed vibrations so you'll know exactly how much time to spend on a certain part of your mouth.
14. A pack of tooth decay-fighting gum that'll protect your chompers against cavities with every chew.
15. A UV toothbrush sanitizer to keep germs all the way at bay.
16. A night guard that'll keep you from grinding your teeth at night and saving your jaw from soreness forevermore.
17. A pack of teeth wipes to use whenever you need a nice refresh while you're on the go.
18. A customizable night guard that'll actually mold to the shape of your teeth (with the help of a putty impression) for keeping your teeth from grinding in your sleep.
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