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    These Are The Best Sex Toys Out There (Yes, I Dare You To Find Anything Better)

    You deserve a mind-blowing orgasm every freaking time. These are up for the job!

    We hope you love the products we recommend! All of them were independently selected by our editors. Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales or other compensation from the links on this page if you decide to shop from them. Oh, and FYI — prices are accurate and items in stock as of time of publication.

    1. A customer-fave wand vibrator that packs a serious punch despite its compact size — use one of its 20 settings on your partner when they're, ahem, in a bind.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "All I can say is WOW. I love this thing! I have a lot of sex toys, including a Hitachi — which I used right after this to compare. This Shibari is easily my new favorite toy of all time. It's super powerful but not in the way that can hurt a bit like the Hitachi. Absolutely mind-blowing and got the job done within a minute, literally. I think I discovered a new kind of orgasm. Definitely would buy again." —Amazon Customer

    Get it from Amazon for $29.95 (available in two colors).

    Check out our post on the Shibari massager here.

    2. An oral sex simulator that just might be better than the real thing — it has 10 tongues.

    Lovehoney

    Ok, probably not, but it can try. Especially with three speeds and a reverse function.

    Promising review: "This toy is everything it promises to be, and should be part of every girl's toy box! The tongues feel amazing. They are silky soft, and once a little lube is added the fun can begin. This toy lives up to its name and it will have you squealing through your build-up and the delivery of an intense orgasm!" —Blondie319

    Get it from Lovehoney for $39.99.

    3. A pretty penguin clit vibrator with 11 different modes to drive you crazy, because they mate for life and your private parts aren't excluded.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "Adorable design as opposed to the obnoxious, bright pink penguin. Magnetic charger is easy to use and the penguin charges quickly. This toy means business, the sensations are amazing, and it offers different degrees of intensity." —eggbuelkicks

    Get it from Amazon for $37.88.

    4. A Satisfyer Pro 2, a truly touch-free clit stimulator with super-cool vacuum technology for an intense end to your ~private time~. Who needs oral when you have this, baby?

    Amazon

    Are your toes curling yet?

    Promising review: "This is, by far, the best clitoral stimulator I have ever had the chance to try. Ladies, I would recommend this for any of you who prefer clitoral stimulation. It has plenty of settings, but even the first setting is enough for me to have an orgasm almost immediately. It's completely waterproof and very easy to clean!" —C.G.

    Get it from Amazon for $49.90.

    Check out our post on the clit-sucking Satisfyer Pro 2 here!

    5. An oral sex stimulator, because it isn't just foreplay, you heathens, it's the main event. Multiple orgasms are just a vibration away!

    Lelo

    Includes 10 vibrating modes and is totally waterproof!

    Promising review: "I love this toy; it doesn't look like a toy. You can lay it out and because of the shape of it no one knows what exactly it is unless they have one. Every time I use it, I have a fantastic orgasm." —Wendy

    Get it from Lelo for $160.65 (originally $189, available in three colors).

    6. A classic rabbit vibe with awesome G-spot stimulation to hop into your next three orgasms.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "HAPPY WIFE over here! Guess who found her G-spot? This is a spectacular buy, and is one of the best toys I've ever owned. I was originally surprised by the sheer weight of it. It's extremely realistic. If you want to wow your wife in the bedroom, or your husband, or your partner, or whatever — THIS is the one to get!" —David Meredith

    Get it from Amazon for $24.99.

    7. A beginner's strap-on you and your partner can enjoy... together. It even has a flared base for a little backdoor action.

    Amazon

    And who doesn't like a tossed salad?

    The dildo is only seven inches, and can be replaced by larger or smaller ones as you please!

    Promising review: "So me and my girlfriend have tried a couple of strap-on dildos in the past, but this one is by far our favorite! The harness has adjustable straps to fit a body perfectly, whether big or small! It also doesn't rub like a lot of harnesses, which I'm super pleased with. It's very sturdy, so the dildo doesn't go anywhere, only where you want. The dildo that comes with the strap on is amazing. One of the best I've used! It fits like a glove and really hits the spot. My partner and I had lots of fun! The harness also has different rings you can attach to it so you can put a small, medium or large dildo in it, and I thought this was great as it perfectly fit our anal dildos." —fifththeflowerex

    Get it from Lovehoney for $39.99.

    8. A "butterfly kiss" massager to gently but consistently press upon your sensitive bits until you say stop.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "This is a keeper. It's perfect for stimulating simultaneous orgasms and didn't even need the highest speed." —laura long

    Get it from Amazon for $12.33 (available in two colors).

    9. A simple velvet touch vibe you can use for clitoral or vaginal stimulation. A jack of all trades and the master of your orgasm!

    Amazon

    Promising review: "This is my first vibrator I've had and I love it! It has a decent diameter but it's nothing intimidating. The texture of it is my favorite part — it really is like velvet. Very smooth. So far the waterproofing seems to be great!" —Hana Lohr

    Get it from Amazon for $12.12 (available in six colors).

    10. A gargantuan purple monster capable of giving you the multiple orgasms you've been for waiting all year.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "I am extremely pleased with the suction on this. Believe me when I say it was used very vigorously and continues to hold. I also love how it feels. It's as close to the real thing as you can get." —fanny cliff

    Get it from Amazon for $11.99+ (available in three sizes).

    11. A truly magical magic wand. Not only does it get the hard-to-reach kinks out of your back, but it will literally have you reaching a peak where tears come out of your eyes. It's THAT good, y'all.

    Babeland

    Promising review: "This is the greatest thing that's ever happened to me. I used it and I found God. It was like Mariah Carey in angel wings gently lifted me to multiple orgasm. It was like when the surprise Beyoncé album dropped. It was like a hot, chiseled duded in a man-bun was whispering Audre Lorde to me until I came. It was like my high school girlfriend and I watching The O.C. scenes with Marissa and Alex. I had to have a cigarette after because I felt so thoroughly fucked (smoking is bad for you so don't follow that part). I felt like I was floating. I felt like Mia in The Princess Diaries when she turns the lights on with her foot pop as she's kissing Michael Moscovitz. Yeah, it's loud as hell but I live in a tiny-ass Brooklyn apartment with four other people and just decided that they could deal with the vibrating noises. Own it; you're living your best life. Real talk, I highly recommend this for anyone who has a vagina and wants clit stimulation." —Ava the Believer

    Get it from Amazon for $44.91 or Babeland for $59.95.

    Check out our post on the Magic Wand here!

    12. A strapless strap-on vibrator because there's no reason for you not to get it on with your partner while having a squirting O at the same damn time.

    Lovehoney

    Promising review: "I was really unsure if we would enjoy this product but dear lord I did not expect it to be so wonderful! The stimulation from wearing it is amazing and you can feel every movement, which is something I missed when using other strap-ons. This feels much more natural and intimate. The vibrations are more powerful along the protruding shaft, slightly less powerful for the wearer, but still effective. It stayed in well and even with some rough and tumble, I didn't end up with a sore pelvis like other strap-ons that dig in." —LadyLop

    Get it from Lovehoney for $39.99.

    13. A double-bulb prism glass plug, which can be used for fun in the back or the front.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "A great addition to the toy box. A step up if you're relatively new to back door play — take your time and when the second bulb pops in, you'll be in your happy place. Old hands will find this a nice warm-up toy. Being glass, any lube works fine but thicker stuff better still. Easy clean-up, nice velveteen storage bag. Contrary to another review, this is a SOLID piece of glass." —m3m0ryleak

    Get it from Amazon for $15.30.

    14. A purple starter dildo made specifically for anal play, because lord knows you don't want to start too big and ruin those fantasies you had that made you wanna try it out in the first place.

    Lovehoney

    Make sure all of your dildos have a flared base if you're gonna be engaging in anal, y'all. You don't need to go to the ER with a silicone phallus in your butt 🙃.

    Promising review: "Wow! I am very pleased with this little dildo, this is spot on, literally! The head is nice and it gives lots of stimulation, and so do the lovely veins. The flared base is good especially for anal play. It has no icky smell like some toys do. Lovehoney’s discreet packaging and delivery are good as always." —Wayson7

    Get it from Lovehoney for $14.99.

    15. A super quiet and smooth vibrator for when you really don't want to alarm your roommates but you have an...itch that really needs to be scratched.

    Amazon

    It has nine different vibration modes if you want something different every time you use it!

    Promising review: "Wow. This is my first vibrator and all I have to say is wow. As soon as I took it out of the package, I was astounded by the quality. It feels silky smooth. It also comes with an adorable little pouch which is also very soft. There’s several different vibration options as well which is always fun. If it breaks I will actually cry because I love it so much. This is my new best friend. It feels amazing. I love it." —L

    Get it from Amazon for $21.69 (available in two colors).

    16. A truly incredible Lelo Sona clit massager that'll use sonic pulses to really give you deep-ass waves of pleasure. Maybe Adele was singing about this the whole damn time!

    Lelo

    Promising review: "This thing just became one of my top five most prized possessions. I do not consider myself a multi-orgasmic woman. This toy showed up today and I was able to use it for the first time around 3 p.m. It's now 5:20 p.m., for reference. I've used this toy now for a combined total of about 35 minutes in two sessions. In that time, I've had at least 15 orgasms. I say at least because once I got past about four or five consecutive ones it became very difficult to keep track. It took me about 5-10 minutes in my first session to figure out what I was doing, and that time was very unpleasant. But I am so amazingly glad I did not give up. Use a lot of lube. This isn't like a regular vibrator. The intensity sneaks up on you fast. The Sona Cruise has seriously just changed my sex life and sexual satisfaction level irrevocably. The most orgasms I've ever had in a row before this is two. I'm pretty sure that earlier today I managed nine in a row before I had to stop. I realize I'm gushing (pun utterly, completely intended) about this toy, but there aren't enough words." —Hannahbannanah

    Get it from Amazon for $54.75 (available in three colors).

    Check out our post about the Lelo Sona for more info.

    17. A smooth and perfectly bendable dildo that kind of looks like Nessie the Loch Ness Monster if Nessie wanted to take you to higher heights.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "I like smooth toys that don't look like actual penises. I also prefer silicone toys. This was an inexpensive option that fit my criteria, and purple is my favorite color. It's a very pretty, pearly purple. The size is good for me. It's a quality toy and...ahem, does the job. The lack of ridges and seams makes it easy to clean, and the wide base helps me play safely." —Sam

    Get it from Amazon for $26.99 (available in three sizes and two colors).

    18. A vibrator with a curved base and a textured clit-tickler that'll give you a dual dose of eye-rolling pleasure, because there's nothing like two different orgasms at one time, am I right?

    Babeland

    Promising review: "This toy does the trick for me every time. The curve of the shaft helps it hit the G-spot. I like the little nubs on the outside stimulator a lot more than the typical bunny ears. The outer ring and the flexibility of the bunny attachment creates a sensation where it feels like it is gently pulling and sucking your clit together with the tickling. Best rabbit style vibrator I have used." —Dragon

    Get it from Babeland for $38.99.

    19. A soft, realistic dildo with raised veins and a pointed head for all of your alone time activities. It even has a flared base to use with a strap-on.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "This item is wonderful and feels amazing! It's extremely addictive and I've already used it twice within four hours, which is not like me. I'm NOT typically that 'excited.' The suction is good and it hits my G-spot perfectly. It's easy to cum with how this is shaped. Cleaning it is easy as well. This has quickly become my new favorite purchase!" —Amazon Customer

    Get it from Amazon for $12.69 (available in three colors).

    20. A lipstick massager complete with multiple speed patterns you can absolutely take on vacation to make it even more ~relaxing~.

    Lelo

    It's waterproof, USB-rechargeable, and has six vibration patterns.

    Promising review: "Surprisingly powerful. It has lots of speed options, as well as different vibration patterns. This is a great little secret toy because it looks like a lipstick or a USB drive. It charges quickly and lasts for a good 45 minutes before it starts to fade. I think eventually I'll upgrade to a larger, more powerful LELO model, but this is a great starter toy." —Mimi Kanasis

    Get it from Lelo for $84.90 (available in four colors).

    21. A super realistic feeling silicone vagina with special inner grooves to spice up your semi-regular fap time. Just be sure to lube this bad boy up before you use it.

    Lovehoney

    It has a tight feeling, and a varied texture, and you can add a bullet vibrator for more fun.

    Promising review: "When well lubed it's amazing just how real this feels! The most intense orgasms I've ever had with a toy have come from using this, it is an honestly amazing toy! The other hole at the end makes cleaning really easy. You just need to run water through it and it also dries really well, unlike other strokers that I've had. This one is the best I've had in all respects!" —Bisexual Single Male

    Get it from Lovehoney for $19.99.

    22. A hand dildo. You'd use your own, but it gets tired sometimes and this right here is sturdy silicone.

    Amazon

    Plus it's perfect for fisting if you're into it!

    Promising review: "My girlfriend absolutely loves this. She first purchased the closed fist but was unable to fully fit it in. She decided to try this open fist which she can fully fit in and use it to work up to the closed fist." —Toxic

    Get it from Amazon for $18.50 (available in four colors).

    23. A kinky handcuff and blindfold set for when you wanna get your 50 Shades of Grey on in real time.

    Amazon

    Because in the corny words of Christian Grey himself, "I don't make love, I fuck. Hard." Bye!

    Promising review: "Works great. Exactly as you would expect. The chain is just a touch on the lightweight side. I imagine they could be forcibly broken if you really wanted to, but for a consensual play date, both the mask and cuffs worked great." —Nick

    Get them from Amazon for $13.99 (available in three colors).

    24. A dual vibe to surround their clit with the greatest vibrations man has ever known. Kind of like surround sound, but for sex.

    Babeland

    The vibrations on this baby aren't super strong, so if you're just getting your feet wet, this would be perfect!

    Promising review: "The silicone surface is soft, non-irritating to my sensitive skin, easy to clean, and fast to dry. The size allows for a good balance of power vs. discretion. I also found that it wasn't particularly demanding in terms of lubrication; it didn't require a thick lube to make it comfortable to use, which was nice for me. I liked the diversity of vibration settings, which range from a low whir through an intense buzz and then from low- to high-intensity pulses. I particularly appreciated the way the sensations from the dual-motor design responded to manual variations in pressure; squeezing the two ears made a noticeable difference in the intensity of the vibration, effectively doubling the sensation possibilities. The ears are designed for clitoral stimulation, and I found that they performed admirably for that. If your clit gets over-sensitized (or under-sensitized) from multiple orgasms or repeated stimulation, the versatility of gripping and touching patterns will be very helpful; it's one of the selling points of the toy, and it didn't disappoint. It was like clitoral surround sound, which is, frankly, baller." —April

    Get it from Amazon for $57.80 or Babeland for $145 (available in two colors).

    Reviews here have been edited for length and/or clarity.

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