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1. A wand massager that also doubles as a G-spot dildo for those who need a bit of variety since it's the spice of life.
Promising review: "This massager is fairly fancy and definitely made to be ergonomic. Well made and quite powerful. Love the blue LED lights when powered on. The USB power supply allows you to take this with you on your business trips for some stress relief." —Terox
Get it from Amazon for $21.99 (originally $25.99).
2. A heated thrusting G-spot dildo, because you'd love your personal sex sessions to be as realistic as possible.
Promising review: "Oh my lord! If you don't have this yet you need it! I already owned a couple of Erocome products but this fellow takes it to a whole new level. I love that you can change all the settings from the heat to the suction to the vibration all the way to the thrusting patterns. And the fact that it has a 'real' feel just puts it over the top. Ladies don't think about it anymore, just do it." —Hey Y'all
Get it from Amazon for $79.99 (originally $99.99).
3. An almost too lifelike dildo with a flared base and suction cup for any and all anal shenanigans.
Who doesn't love butt stuff?
Promising review: "This was my first anal toy and it’s amazing! I’m a beginner when it comes to anal play but this definitely was a good first choice. It’s a perfect length for beginners and is made of a nice, flexible material that felt good against the skin. Definitely a 10/10." —Miguel
Get it from Amazon for $9.99 (originally $29.99, available in three colors).
4. A "G-spot kiss" massager to gently but consistently press upon your sensitive bits until you say stop.
Promising review: "I am an older woman who always has a difficult time when it comes to having an orgasm, my husband as hard as he tries just wasn't getting the right spot but with little G-Spot Kiss it took half the time to climax than it did with other vibrators. So I would recommend this for any age group." —Anonymous
Get it from Adam & Eve for $16.95 (originally $19.95).
5. A silicone strapless dildo because there's no reason for you not to get it on with your partner while having a squirting O at the same damn time.
Promising review: "I probably would have paid twice as much for this, honestly. It's like the holy grail for lesbian sex. I did have a little trouble keeping it on without a harness, but my girlfriend seemed to be just fine, (note: I've given birth, she hasn't). The size is great — I was worried it would be too big for her but it ended up being perfect. Don't waste your money on more expensive versions, just buy this!" —Psycler
Get it from Amazon for $24.50 (originally $39.95, available in two styles).
6. A leopard-print vibrator that'll release the animal inside (the animal is the multiple orgasms, okurt?!).
Get it from Babeland for $10.80 (originally $18).
7. A truly incredible Lelo Sona clit massager that'll use sonic pulses to really give you deep-ass waves of pleasure. Maybe Adele was singing about this the whole damn time!
Promising review: "Definitely my new favorite. This has, on certain occasions, taken me from zero to intensely done in two minutes. And I haven't even finished exploring all the settings. This has become my number one stress relief." —Alexandra78
Get it from Lelo for $69 (originally $149).
8. A Satysfyer Pro 2, a touch-free clit stimulator with super-cool vacuum technology for an intense end to your ~private time~. Who needs oral when you have this, baby?
Are your toes curling yet?
Promising review: "This is, by far, the best clitoral stimulator I have ever had the chance to try. Ladies, I would recommend this for any of you who prefer clitoral stimulation. It has plenty of settings, but even the first setting is enough for me to have an orgasm almost immediately. It's completely waterproof and very easy to clean!" —C.G.
Get it from Amazon for $44.93 (originally $49.95).
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9. A traditional Lelo rabbit vibe to give you double waves of pleasure, because it's been a hard day and you need to wind down.
Promising review: "The Lelo Ina Wave Rabbit Vibrator has the most delicious rumbly powerful vibrations, which I adore. The vibrations have 12 levels of intensity and there are 10 various patterns to choose from. You have the option to use the wave function alone, or with vibrations, or just the vibrations (no wave function). The Lelo Ina Wave also has a memory function, once you find a pattern or vibration you like, the Ina will remember it, for the next time you switch it on." —Leilak
Get it from Love Honey for $159.99 (originally $199.99, available in three colors).
10. A G-spot vibrator with a twist base for multiple speeds, to take you from 0 to 100 orgasms before you can say the word "squirt."
11. An iconic rabbit vibrator so you can have both clitoral and vaginal stimulation, which means you'll be able to get to your peak faster and come...harder.
12. A 10-speed bullet that'll prove multiple orgasms really do come in small packages, I mean, look how tiny!
Get it from Adam & Eve for $27.95 (originally $29.95).
13. A blue vibrator with amazing G-spot stimulation and dual motors so you can see stars.
Promising review: "I had never had a G-spot orgasm until I used this wonderful little contraption. I didn't even remember that it had a fourth speed until after I had already climaxed several times on the second and third. I had to give up before trying the fourth speed. I would definitely recommend this. Wow." —Anonymous
Get it from Adam & Eve for $25.45 (originally $29.95).
14. A prostate stimulator absolutely perfect for beginners who wanna try out butt stuff, but aren't really sure if it's totally for them (spoiler alert: it absolutely is).
Promising review: "It's easy to use, I love that when you've pressed the button the vibration stays on. Also very easy to clean and comfortable to hold due to its hand grip feature." —Michelle28
Get it from Lovehoney for $12 (originally $29.99).
15. A bottle of water-based Tenga lube, because if you wanna be able to reactivate the same dollop you applied on your favorite vibrator an hour ago with a little bit of water or spit — it has the RANGE!
Promising review: "While it is obviously a bit more expensive than other lubes, I feel the price is justified by just how incredible it is. It's really smooth and has the right amount of slipperiness. It's not too watery or runny at all either, so no worries about making a mess! As well as that you don't need to use very much to make things nice and easy, and the lube is extremely easy to wash off. You really are paying for some top lubricant if you go for this. I haven't been able to go back after using it!" —KnightHime
Get it from Lovehoney for $22.49 (originally $24.99).
16. A fingertip vibrator you can fit in your pocket or purse just in case you're up for a little exhibitionist action, like Janet Jackson in "Any Time, Any Place."
Promising review: "My partner was really excited to try this on me and it works fairly well. The vibrations are great. If you press the button multiple times you get different vibrations and it's great. Not too strong, but good enough to get you warmed up. It's great for partners and people with a budget! And it's waterproof! Who doesn't like water play?" —AussieDragon12
Get it from Lovehoney for $6 (originally 19.99).
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