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    23 Sex Toys That Are Sure To Get You In The Mood

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    1. A bullet vibe in a pretty chrome color that packs a pretty punch. Talk about matching your aesthetic.

    Promising review: "It's not flashy or showy, but I can't get enough of this little bullet! It gets me off so quickly that I keep finding myself sneaking away for a minute or two with it throughout the day!" —Margot

    Get it from Babeland for $20.

    2. A quick and easy finger vibe with three speeds made especially for heavenly clitoral stimulation.

    It's also waterproof, because shower time is fun time.

    Promising review: "This little guy is the best! It's the perfect size and has three wonderful and powerful settings." —Jennifer Noble

    Get it from Amazon for $9.80 or Jet for $11.26. Available in four colors.

    3. A smooth and perfectly bendable dildo that kind of looks like Nessie the Loch Ness Monster if Nessie wanted to take you to higher heights.

    Promising review: "I like smooth toys that don't look like actual penises. I also prefer silicone toys. This was an inexpensive option that fit my criteria, and purple is my favorite color. It's a very pretty, pearly purple. The size is good for me. It's a quality toy and...ahem, does the job. The lack of ridges and seams makes it easy to clean, and the wide base helps me play safely." —Sam

    Get it from Amazon for $30.07.

    4. A truly magical magic wand. Not only does it get the hard-to-reach kinks out of your back, but it will literally have you reaching a peak where tears come out of your eyes. It's THAT good, y'all.

    There's only two speeds, low or high. Pick your poison.

    Promising review: "This is the greatest thing that's ever happened to me. I used it and I found God. It was like Mariah Carey in angel wings gently lifted me to multiple orgasm. It was like when the surprise Beyoncé album dropped. It was like a hot, chiseled duded in a man-bun was whispering Audre Lorde to me until I came. It was like my high school girlfriend and I watching the OC scenes with Marissa and Alex. I had to have a cigarette after because I felt so thoroughly fucked (smoking is bad for you so don't follow that part). I felt like I was floating. I felt like Mia in The Princess Diaries when she turns the lights on with her foot pop as she's kissing Michael Moscovitz. Yeah, it's loud as hell but I live in a tiny-ass Brooklyn apartment with four other people and just decided that they could deal with the vibrating noises. Own it; you're living your best life. Real talk, I highly recommend this for anyone who has a vagina and wants clit stimulation." —Ava the Believer

    Get it from Babeland for $59.95, Amazon for $53, or Jet for $48.90.

    5. An adorable fox tail butt plug. Who doesn't want to role-play as a forest animal before going down to poundtown?

    Promising review: "Great texture to the tail with little shedding. The plug itself was the softest toy I have ever had, and it was quite enjoyable." —David

    Get it from Amazon for $17.48. Available in two colors.

    6. A double-sided dildo both you and your boo can ride together. Or use it by your lonesome, whatever!

    Promising review: "It feels amazing, holds body heat well, and great solo or with a partner. My girlfriend likes to put one end in me, bend it upwards, and ride cowgirl." —Mrs. S

    Get it from Amazon for $14.19.

    7. Adjustable vaginal splay straps because like who has time to buss it wide open when you have this to do it for you?

    Promising review: "They are easy to slip into and comfortable to wear. My husband loves them because it leaves me very vulnerable and open to him, and his hands are always free to do other things." —Linda Larry

    Get it from Amazon for $12.99.

    8. A dual vibe to surround your clit with the greatest vibrations man has ever known. Kind of like surround sound, but for sex.

    The vibrations on this baby aren't super strong, so if you're just getting your feet wet, this would be perfect!

    Promising review: "The silicone surface is soft, non-irritating to my sensitive skin, easy to clean, and fast to dry. The size allows for a good balance of power vs. discretion. I also found that it wasn't particularly demanding in terms of lubrication; it didn't require a thick lube to make it comfortable to use, which was nice for me. I liked the diversity of vibration settings, which range from a low whir through an intense buzz and then from low- to high-intensity pulses. I particularly appreciated the way the sensations from the dual-motor design responded to manual variations in pressure; squeezing the two ears made a noticeable difference in the intensity of the vibration, effectively doubling the sensation possibilities. The ears are designed for clitoral stimulation, and I found that they performed admirably for that. If your clit gets over-sensitized (or under-sensitized) from multiple orgasms or repeated stimulation, the versatility of gripping and touching patterns will be very helpful; it's one of the selling points of the toy, and it didn't disappoint. It was like clitoral surround sound, which is, frankly, baller." —April

    Get it from Babeland for $59.

    9. A hand dildo. You'd use your own, but it gets tired sometimes and this right here is sturdy silicone.

    Promising review: "Wow. If you're looking for something different you've found it! This product is perfect; it's not to big, but not small either. I love the suction cup base. It has a realistic feel, especially the stiffness. It's extremely well made." —Aspeirs93

    Get it from Amazon for $17.99.

    10. A "butterfly kiss" massager to gently but consistently press upon your sensitive bits until you say stop.

    Promising review: "This is a keeper. It's perfect for stimulating simultaneous orgasms and didn't even need the highest speed." —laura long

    Get it from Jet for $9.47 or Amazon for $17.99.

    11. A truly touch-free clit stimulator with super-cool vacuum technology for an intense end to your ~private time~. Who needs oral when you have this, baby?

    Are your toes curling yet?

    Promising review: "This is, by far, the best clitoral stimulator I have ever had the chance to try. Ladies, I would recommend this for any of you who prefer clitoral stimulation. It has plenty of settings, but even the first setting is enough for me to have an orgasm almost immediately. It's completely waterproof and very easy to clean!" —C.G.

    Get it from Amazon for $37.95.

    12. A whole-ass love doll you can ride all night long or until your body has actually had enough of your freaky antics.

    It includes an eight-inch dildo that is yours...all yours.

    Promising review: "It is the best thing I spent money on in a long time; I use it every chance I get. I just wish it had a face, that would make even better." —John C.

    Get it from Amazon for $183.95.

    13. A purple vibrator with amazing G-spot stimulation and dual motors so you can see stars.

    Promising review: "This was seriously better than 90% of the times I've gotten laid. I don't know if that is a reflection on how awesome this product is or a reflection on how crappy my sex life has been." —Riley

    Get it from Amazon for $16.91. Available in three colors.

    14. A penis head vibrator that might look like your junk is about to get electrocuted, but trust me it'll feel good in a minute. People with penises deserve love, too.

    Promising review: "Very powerful. The level of control is wonderful; one of the more intense experiences to be had." —Kyle Edwards

    Get it from Amazon for $17.31.

    15. An oral sex stimulator, because it isn't just foreplay, you heathens, it's the main event. Multiple orgasms are just a vibration away!

    Includes 10 vibrating modes and is totally waterproof!

    Promising review: "I love this toy; it doesn't look like a toy. You can lay it out and because of the shape of it no one knows what exactly it is unless they have one. Every time I use it I have a fantastic orgasm." —Wendy

    Get it from Lelo for $189 or Amazon for $189. Available in three colors.

    16. An iconic, waterproof rabbit vibrator for vaginal insertion and some glorious clitoral stimulation for the orgasm to end all orgasms.

    Promising review: "The best personal toy ever! It does the job and then some! Perfect for beginners since it gives you hours of fun and excitement." —Laura

    Get it from Amazon for $25.92 or Jet for $18.62. Available in four colors.

    17. A fingertip vibrator you can fit in your pocket or purse just in case you're up for a little exhibitionist action, like Janet Jackson in "Any time, Any place."

    "I don't wanna stop just because people walking by are watching us." We see you, Janet!

    Promising review: "This little thing will fit right into your purse and works like a charm." —Kat

    Get it from Spencer's for $19.99.

    18. A pack of the cutest tenga eggs to assist you in, well...beating your meat every which way.

    Includes six different patterns because variety is the spice of life.

    Promising review: "My boyfriend loves the different textures, and we both love that we can easily spice up a sex session by using this toy." —Danalynn

    Get them from Amazon for $30.73.

    19. A beginners strap-on you and your partner can enjoy... together. It even has a flared base for a little backdoor action.

    And who doesn't like a tossed salad?

    Promising review: "My girlfriend and I love this product. It makes it easier for our sexual pleasures and fantasies; especially while role-playing." —Alyssa

    Get it from Amazon for $19.

    20. A five-inch pineapple vibrator, because you like your sex toys with a little personality, dammit.

    Promising review: "This is my first toy and wow. It works so well. Every time I use it I have a mind-shattering orgasm, just wow!" —gay memelord

    Get it from Spencer's for $14.99.

    21. A kinky handcuff and blindfold set for when you wanna get your 50 Shades of Grey on in real time.

    Because in the corny words of Christian Grey himself, "I don't make love, I fuck. Hard." Bye!

    Promising review: "They have a very soft fabric and the ties are strong." —Robert Woodward

    Get them from Amazon for $11.99.

    22. A fucking Fleshlight to jack into till the crows come home because it's the magnum opus to penis owners everywhere.

    Promising review: "It's not exactly like the real thing, but it's probably as close as it can get. It feels tight and gets the job done every time! It's easy to clean, and once you put the cap on it's pretty discreet." —skytrooper173

    Get it from Amazon for $64.95 or Jet for $59.95. Also available in super tight.

    23. An anal plug set so you can start to stretch your bootyhole in all the right ways.®-Medical-Silicone-Sensuality-Dolls/dp/B01CU5ACOG/

    Includes small, medium, large, and extra large anal plugs along with lube and an enema bottle to clean yourself out before you roll deep into ~ecstasy~.

    Promising review: "They're so silky to the touch, which will make insertion easy. Bonus points since it comes with its own lube and enema bottle." —Amazon Customer

    Get it from Amazon for $15.99.

    24. A ~pleasure enhancer~ to softly blow cool air on your sensitive parts so you can fall over the edge again, and again...and again.

    Promising review: "If you have patience, you can easily crank out one to ten orgasms in a half hour, and they'll all be very different. I love experimenting with this thing. You can use it dry or with a little lube around the cup." —LH

    Get it from Amazon for $84.99.

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