19 Sheets That Are So Much Better Than Whatever You Have On Your Bed Right Now
If you have to change your dirty-ass sheets, why not replace them with something cool?

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1. Playful pineapple sheets to decorate your bed with a super sweet, tropical fruit of vacations past.

Get them from Pottery Barn for $99. Sizes: full.
2. Light and majestic whale sheets that will keep you cool during some steamy summer nights.
Promising Review: "I love these sheets. Soft and comfortable." —Kristin
Get them from Wayfair for $22.99. Sizes: twin, full, queen, and king.
3. Sickly-sweet cupcake sheets to show everyone just how much you adore baked goods. You even dream about them, don't you?

4. Cheetah sheets that hopefully won't make your mind run when it's time to catch some good Z's.
5. Old school-style embroidered sheets to make you seem fancier than you really are.

Get them from Anthropologie for $68+. Sizes: twin, full, queen, king, and california king. Available in blue or black.
6. Cool and collected shark sheets perfect to watch re-runs of Sharknado while avoiding all other responsibilities.

7. Hypoallergenic sheets for everyone who has sensitive skin, because you guys need something to sleep on too, goddammit!

Promising Review: "These sheets are as soft and silky as butter! Love them." –Amazon Customer
Get them from Amazon for $22.99. Sizes: twin, twin XL, full, queen, king, and California king. Available in red, yellow, and other colors.
8. Hipster arrow sheets your friends will probably make fun of you for, but you won't really care because they're uncultured swine.

Their opinion doesn't matter; it's not like they're sleeping on it, anyway.
Get them from Wayfair for $59.99. Sizes: twin or queen.
9. Classic floral sheets to look super pretty like the rest of your bedroom.
Get them from Anthropologie for $158+. Sizes: full, queen, and king-size.
10. Tan sheets made of Egyptian cotton that'll match the rest of the decor in your room.

Promising Review: "Wow! These sheets are soft! They washed nicely, and are wonderful on the skin. The pillow cases have a tucking flap to close over the pillow, so no exposed pillow and no flapping excess lengths of the case!" –Jillian Barrett
Get them from Amazon for $39. Sizes: queen.
11. Some key sheets to unlock the true secret of actually going to bed when you're supposed to.

12. Amazingly feminine paisley sheets that just happen to be millennial pink.

13. Microfiber sheets strong enough to endure your doggo's nails scraping against your bed, but soft enough that you won't want to get out in the morning.
Promising Review: "I'm impressed with the quality of these sheets. I purchased them as a back up set for my 5-year-old, and as soon as I opened the package, I was instantly excited! These sheets are way softer than the ones I have on my bed. Unfair." –Amazon Customer
Get them from Amazon for $13.99+. Sizes: twin, twin XL, full, queen, king, and California king.
14. Super chill sheets that will get you to lie down and relax as soon as your head hits the pillow.
Promising Review: "I've been admiring these sheets for a while, so when they went on sale I snapped them up, and they did not disappoint!! The quality is amazing; they're soft, crisp, and so pretty." –ElleFlorida
Get them from Anthropologie for $158+. Sizes: twin, full, queen, and king-size.
15. Stain-resistant sheets so you won't be afraid to eat on your bed anymore. What is a table? I don't know her (and neither do you).

16. Silky soft linen sheets to keep you cool if you get really hot in the middle of the night and don't know why.

Promising Review: "Really happy with the quality and softness of these sheets. I was worried that our mattress was very deep and the fitted sheet wouldn't fit, but there was plenty of depth!" –Amazon Customer
Get them from Amazon for $34.99. Sizes: twin, twin XL, full, queen, and king. Available in blue, black, green and other colors.
17. 600-thread-count sheets that basically feel like you're sleeping on a fucking cloud they're so soft!

Promising Review: "This is an excellent sheet set, maybe one of the softest full cotton sheets I've used. It has a nice gentle sheen which gives a luxurious feel to the bedding. The weight is pretty good; I think this is going to last for a long time." –sandeep
Get them from Amazon for $57.99. Sizes: queen or king.
18. A comfy linen sheet set that will definitely let you breathe just in case you run hot.

Promising Review: "I look forward to climbing into bed every night because of these sheets. They're great, luxurious, have a soft texture and a beautiful blush color. I tend to sleep hot, and get sweaty at night (gross, I know), but haven't had that issue since purchasing these." –Sarah S.
Get them from Parachute for $169+. Sizes: full, queen, king, and California king. Available in toast, blush, and other colors.
19. And nautical anchor sheets to showcase how much you love the sea — so much so that you dream about it every night. How Hemingway of you.

Same Homer, same.
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