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Hey ya'll! Satisfyer is having a last-minute sex toy sale on Amazon, and all of the items are up to 40% off until 12/23!! I'm talking vibes, lube, and anal plugs — everything to take your sexy times to the next level.
With that being said, here are our top picks:
1. A ~luxury~ air pulse vibe made of ultra-soft, liquid silicone that'll have you coming again and again with its 11 modes of intensity.
2. A Satisfyer Pro 3 with a combination of air-pulse and vibration technology for anyone who wants the best of both worlds.
3. A dependable Satisfyer Pro 2, a touch-free clit stimulator with super-cool vacuum technology for an intense end to your ~private time~. Who needs oral when you have this, baby?
4. A waterproof penguin clit vibrator with 11 different modes to drive you crazy, because penguins mate for life and your private parts aren't excluded.
5. A charming yellow vibe made with intense g-spot stimulation that'll make you absolutely optimistic when it comes to obtaining multiple orgasms.
6. A Mr. Rabbit vibrator with g-spot and clitoral stimulation because everyone deserves double waves of pleasure.
7. A "flower power" g-spot vibrator made with fluttering petals to tingle all the good spots over and over again until you say stop. Groovy, man.
8. A purple pleasure vibe to discreetly get off when the urge hits you. And you will get off — this baby has 15 vibration settings and 10 rhythms to choose from.
9. A three-pack of anal plugs because yes, you'd really like to experiment with butt stuff in 2020. It's a New Year's resolution of sorts.
10. A petting hippo vibe with a voluminous head and flexible shaft for mind-blowing orgasms all around, especially those that involve your g-spot.
11. A super-quiet traveler vibe that'll be perfect for naughty vacation fun.
12. A magic bunny vibe with a super-wide shaft for those who prefer girth over length.
13. A really sleek and sexy vibe that has suction and pulsation technology so your clit can get the attention and adoration it deserves.
14. An extra-large vibe with super soft silicone for when you really want a stretch in your self-love stretch.
15. A Satisfyer Pro 2 Plus that has extra vibrations and pressure-wave technology that'll suck your privates until the cows come home (and maybe you'll come too).
Have fun and stay freaky, y'all.
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