Hope You're Horny, Because Satisfyer Products Are Up To 40% Off
Shoutout to multiple orgasms all through 2020.
We hope you love the products we recommend! All of them were independently selected by our editors. Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales or other compensation from the links on this page if you decide to shop from them. Oh, and FYI — prices are accurate and items in stock as of time of publication.
With that being said, here are our top picks:
1. A ~luxury~ air pulse vibe made of ultra-soft, liquid silicone that'll have you coming again and again with its 11 modes of intensity.
2. A Satisfyer Pro 3 with a combination of air-pulse and vibration technology for anyone who wants the best of both worlds.
3. A dependable Satisfyer Pro 2, a touch-free clit stimulator with super-cool vacuum technology for an intense end to your ~private time~. Who needs oral when you have this, baby?
4. A waterproof penguin clit vibrator with 11 different modes to drive you crazy, because penguins mate for life and your private parts aren't excluded.
5. A charming yellow vibe made with intense g-spot stimulation that'll make you absolutely optimistic when it comes to obtaining multiple orgasms.
6. A Mr. Rabbit vibrator with g-spot and clitoral stimulation because everyone deserves double waves of pleasure.
7. A "flower power" g-spot vibrator made with fluttering petals to tingle all the good spots over and over again until you say stop. Groovy, man.
8. A purple pleasure vibe to discreetly get off when the urge hits you. And you will get off — this baby has 15 vibration settings and 10 rhythms to choose from.
9. A three-pack of anal plugs because yes, you'd really like to experiment with butt stuff in 2020. It's a New Year's resolution of sorts.
10. A petting hippo vibe with a voluminous head and flexible shaft for mind-blowing orgasms all around, especially those that involve your g-spot.
13. A really sleek and sexy vibe that has suction and pulsation technology so your clit can get the attention and adoration it deserves.
14. An extra-large vibe with super soft silicone for when you really want a stretch in your self-love stretch.
15. A Satisfyer Pro 2 Plus that has extra vibrations and pressure-wave technology that'll suck your privates until the cows come home (and maybe you'll come too).
Have fun and stay freaky, y'all.
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