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    Hope You're Horny, Because Satisfyer Products Are Up To 40% Off

    Shoutout to multiple orgasms all through 2020.

    We hope you love the products we recommend! All of them were independently selected by our editors. Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales or other compensation from the links on this page if you decide to shop from them. Oh, and FYI — prices are accurate and items in stock as of time of publication.

    Hey ya'll! Satisfyer is having a last-minute sex toy sale on Amazon, and all of the items are up to 40% off until 12/23!! I'm talking vibes, lube, and anal plugs — everything to take your sexy times to the next level.

    With that being said, here are our top picks:

    1. A ~luxury~ air pulse vibe made of ultra-soft, liquid silicone that'll have you coming again and again with its 11 modes of intensity.

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    It's also waterproof and rechargeable!

    Price: $89.95 (originally $149.95)

    2. A Satisfyer Pro 3 with a combination of air-pulse and vibration technology for anyone who wants the best of both worlds.

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    Promising review: "It gives the option of using both pulsation and vibration or just using each one by itself. It works great and I am a huge fan now. It will get you there quick and strong. I usually need stronger vibration and pressure for myself, but this thing works perfectly without much work. Easy to charge with the USB cord and magnetic base. Simple to clean since it's waterproof. Feels soft and looks way more expensive than the other toys that actually are." —lh09

    Price: $44.95 (originally $59.95)

    3. A dependable Satisfyer Pro 2, a touch-free clit stimulator with super-cool vacuum technology for an intense end to your ~private time~. Who needs oral when you have this, baby?

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    Promising review: "So I decided to get this because I really wanted the womanizer after seeing it on BuzzFeed, but after seeing the price tag I decided to look for other options. When I came across this tough thought it would be worth a shot. Let me tell you I am a squirter but only after two or three orgasms with a powerful vibrator. I tried this on level five and in under five minutes I squirted!" —Joyous Howze

    Price: $34.95 (originally $49.95)

    4. A waterproof penguin clit vibrator with 11 different modes to drive you crazy, because penguins mate for life and your private parts aren't excluded.

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    Promising review: "My new husband arrived. When I say he wore his finest just to make me come all over him. Y'all. I realize that I have never squirted before him. I thought I did, but nah. So, my first orgasm with Tux (we already have pet names for each other, but haters will say I'm lying) happened after only 30 seconds. I'm not a screamer but HE made me scream. I couldn't even control my body. I damn-near slid onto the floor. I called out my own damn name it was so good." —Queen-Goddess

    Price: $34.95 (originally $49.95)

    5. A charming yellow vibe made with intense g-spot stimulation that'll make you absolutely optimistic when it comes to obtaining multiple orgasms.

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    Promising review: "Great girth, plenty of power. I'm in love." —CRB

    Price: $39.93 (originally $49.95)

    6. A Mr. Rabbit vibrator with g-spot and clitoral stimulation because everyone deserves double waves of pleasure.

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    Promising review: "So easy to use and great fun for a newbie. Love the variety of settings. Highly recommend." —Kyra

    Price: $39.95 (originally $49.95)

    7. A "flower power" g-spot vibrator made with fluttering petals to tingle all the good spots over and over again until you say stop. Groovy, man.

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    Promising review: "One of the most enjoyable toys I own! Immediately went to the top of my list!" —RNMom

    Price: $34.94 (originally $49.95)

    8. A purple pleasure vibe to discreetly get off when the urge hits you. And you will get off — this baby has 15 vibration settings and 10 rhythms to choose from.

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    Promising review: "Love how small yet powerful it is. I don't use all of the settings but there are a lot of options for everyone out there. Great by yourself or with a friend." —Heather

    Price: $23.95 (originally $29.95)

    9. A three-pack of anal plugs because yes, you'd really like to experiment with butt stuff in 2020. It's a New Year's resolution of sorts.

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    These plugs are flexible and perfect for beginners!

    Promising review: "This product is perfect for those beginning to experiment and play. Three separate sizes and shapes really helped us ease into the process. Great product for an affordable price. Can't go wrong buying this product and I highly recommend these plugs to be added to your toy box." —Scotty

    Price: $11.95 (originally $14.95)

    10. A petting hippo vibe with a voluminous head and flexible shaft for mind-blowing orgasms all around, especially those that involve your g-spot.

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    It also has 12 vibration programs and six rhythms so you can choose the intensity.

    Promising review: "Great toy with a magnetic charger. The angle of the hippo's head is just right." —Amazon Customer

    Price: $39.95 (originally $49.95)

    11. A super-quiet traveler vibe that'll be perfect for naughty vacation fun.

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    Promising review: "Holy crap!! I have a lot of vibrators and miscellaneous toys, and this one may take the cake in terms of immediate and intense orgasm! I was really skeptical at first, and it took a couple tries to figure out how to position it effectively, but then it blew my mind. And it’s compact and discreet and waterproof and rechargeable?!?! I’ve hit the jackpot." —Annalisa

    Price: $23.93 (originally $39.95, available in two colors)

    12. A magic bunny vibe with a super-wide shaft for those who prefer girth over length.

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    Was that too much? I don't think it was.

    Price: $39.95 (originally $49.95)

    13. A really sleek and sexy vibe that has suction and pulsation technology so your clit can get the attention and adoration it deserves.

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    Price: $77.95 (originally $129.95)

    14. An extra-large vibe with super soft silicone for when you really want a stretch in your self-love stretch.

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    You can also use this bad boy in the bath since it's waterproof!

    Promising review: "It is very nice and pretty quiet. The product does state it is large which I agree so lube is a must." —Darling Nikki

    Price: $39.95 (originally $49.95)

    15. A Satisfyer Pro 2 Plus that has extra vibrations and pressure-wave technology that'll suck your privates until the cows come home (and maybe you'll come too).

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    Promising review: "I got the Satisfier because my clit has been a bit desensitized and it's been hard for me to orgasm lately because of the antidepressants I'm on. It was VERY frustrating, but the Satisfier is miracles! The first time I used it, I incrementally cranked it to level four or five (out of 10) and came in UNDER A MINUTE! That NEVER happens to me. Since then, I've learned to put on the brakes and last longer." —Anna O

    Price: $44.95 (originally $59.95)

    Whew, these are enough options to keep you ~satisfied~ for a good while! Just remember to take advantage of the 40% off until 12/23!

    Have fun and stay freaky, y'all.

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