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26 Things To Make You Go "What In The World Even Is This?"

Mind-boggling products you'll be absolutely repulsed and intrigued by.

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1. An absolutely useful toilet mug so you can sip on your daily bullshit before getting down to business.

2. A can of dehydrated water that'll definitely come in handy if you're ever in the middle of the desert and close to death.

3. A doughnut-warming mug because of course you'd want your fried dough to be nice and toasty when you're drinking a cup of joe.

4. A pair of claw-shaped pot holders that'll be great for NOT burning yourself when you're making that lobster ravioli.

5. A baby shark tail to dress your little bundle of joy in so they'll always remember their true calling as the king of the seven seas.

6. A glorious meme of a necklace, because you'd also order none pizza with left beef if you had anything to say about it.

7. A pair of zombie slippers so you can slowly transition into being a part of the undead — hopefully they like to eat things other than human flesh, since you're vegetarian.

8. A handy plant-like toilet brush because why not confuse your guests (and yourself) about why a whole leaf is near your toilet bowl.

9. An old lady mural to keep by your bedside as a reminder to brush your damn teeth— you don't want your dentures to run away from you.

10. A pair of Arizona Iced Tea boxer briefs, because you're an absolute SNACK and your underwear should reflect that.

11. An avant-guarde pillow hat to wear outside in the company of humans, because you're living in motherfucking 3018 — everyone else is behind!

12. An action-filled shower curtain that'll show everyone who walks into your bathroom that unicorns are actually fucking jerks who need to be eliminated immediately.

13. A poop pen, because everything you say is (and will always be) full of shit.

14. A batch of bloody feet bath bombs to live out your (not so secret) dreams of being a mortician.

15. A pair of handerpants so you can keep your palms nice, warm, and supported during these trying times.

16. An anti-stress ball to pound out all the crazy shit you've been dealing with, and even better, the ball is totally there with you emotionally.

17. A T-rex notepad that'll let you and all of your short-armed friends air their grievances about not being able to grab the takeout from the McDonalds drive-through.

18. A truly touching cat scratcher to put in your mouth so you can, essentially, lick your cat and bond with him like a mama does a kitten.

19. A hairy Barbie you can shave if you want since you've been itching for some hair removal.

20. A sexy-ass peacock thong that'll decorate your gonads in a colorful way just in time for that Magic Mike striptease you've got in store for the bae at home.

21. A pair of unique sunglasses that'll open up your third eye so you can continue to be woke AF. You're on another plane of existence.

22. A pair of duck feet to pop onto your fingers for waddling around all the work you gotta do.

23. A miniature brain for decorating your coffee table. If anyone asks about it, say they're next.

24. A one pound replica of human body fat to remind yourself that yes, you are indeed a bag of flesh and bones.

25. A lovely book of images that shouldn't make your nether regions tingle, but then again, I don't know your life.

26. And a bottle of knowing hand sanitizer to use after you've given up trying not to scratch the itch. Your libido won and those pictures really did turn you on.

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