5.A refreshing pack of eye patches made of gold and snail extract to sloowly firm the skin around your under eyes, making them less puffy and pronounced.
6.A set of motion sensor closet lights that'll illuminate the pathway to your perfect outfit day after day.
7.A kitchen caddy so your sponges won't get all gross and mildewy from just sitting in the sink and soaking up dirty dishwater.
8.A microfiber hair towel made with lisse crepe fabric to prevent frizzy hair and flyaways whenever you wash your precious locks.
9.A set of moisture-wicking wool socks that'll keep those toes toasty without the smell of sweat, because that's just gross.
10.A handy fountain with three water flow settings for all of your kitties who are just so... ~particular~ about what they drink out of!
11.A bottle of long-lasting silicone lube to keep things super slick and sexy, because chafing down below isn't ideal.
12.A stainless steel pant hanger that'll free up some much-needed space in your already crowded closet by allowing you to hold multiple pairs of jeans on one hanger without creasing. GENIUS!
13.A couple of easy-grip mixing bowls to get your wrists whipping while you're making some stir fry or a large wedding cake — whatever moves you!
14.A pair of removable ice cleats you can fold up and pack in your bag so you won't have to slip and slide over black ice while you're walking the dog.
15.An electric pet nail grinder that'll safely give your pup or kitty a much-needed manicure without the risk of clipping them too short so they can stop accidentally scratching your leg (or your furniture).
16.A soothing body wash with eucalyptus and peppermint oil to calm, nourish, and hydrate dry skin, leaving you squeaky clean!
17.A personalized pet tag so your doggo and kitty cat will be able to let everyone know they're yours and hopefully kind humans will return them back home if they ever get lost.
18.A transparent cosmetic organizer to keep your abundance of makeup all in one place, because looking through a makeup bag was so last year.
19.An adorable copy of Rocket Science for Babies so all the geeky parents can read to their tiny tots and hopefully gift them with a bit of genius.
20.A trendy pair of leggings with cool mesh panels to look like Sporty Spice while you finish off that last mile.
21.A pack of super cute mochi animals ready for you to poke and prod at their squishy stomachs. It'll help with all that stress you've been having lately.
22.A satin pajama set for serving soft and sensual looks before knocking out and dreaming of food.
23.A draped cardigan that'll keep you warm when the office decides to slowly freeze you in the worst way possible.
24.A box of chickpea pasta to serve as a tasty alternative to the wheat stuff you used to know, especially if you're gluten-free!
25.A pair of touchscreen gloves so you can stay in constant communication with bae, furthering your addiction to texting even in ice cold weather.
26.A set of plush microfiber makeup remover cloths to gently wipe off your full face after a long day of being completely gorgeous.
27.A pack of dry erase markers that'll increase all of your artistic abilities, especially since you can wipe away your mistakes.
28.A waterproof eyeshadow stick with a built-in smudger to easily give you a really unique look every fucking time.