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1. A pokéball grinder to crush that bud easy-peasy. "I choose you, indica!" —Your friend, probably.
2. A tiny, beloved Harry Pothead stash jar, because it's their go-to movie, so why can't it house the ganja?
Get it from JMHbyCRaeAccesories on Etsy for $14.99.
3. A set of marijuana leaf cookie cutters so they can make weed-themed brownies with or without the THC.
4. A vape pen with three different temperature settings to inhale their daily dose of relaxation on the go.
5. A pack of 24K (magic) gold rolling papers, because your stoner friend is nothing but decadent.
Promising review: "Nice slow burn to them, and sexy gold coloring." —Amazon Custy
Get them from Amazon for $13.
6. An airtight stash jar to keep all your uncrushed herb in one place until it's time to blaze up.
Promising review: "Keeps my herbs fresh and that's what I got it for. It works great, so no complaints." —Ariel White
Get it from Amazon for $16.95 (available in four colors).
7. A personal air filter, because they love to blaze in their apartment knowing damn well they live in a smoke-free building.
Promising review: "It's like magic, the smoke and smell just disappear. I smoke in my room and my family has never mentioned any smell whatsoever!" —Amazon Customer
Get it from Amazon for $15.98.
8. A cone loader so all of their joints can be packed to the rim with that reefer with little to no effort. Their depth perception is gonna be a little off, anyway.
9. A pack of smell-proof bags to keep all of their crushed bud in when they're on the way to that party.
10. A microfiber blanket they can get all cozy with after they eat a whole pack of Oreos. Those munchies, man.
Get it from Amazon for $15.99+ (available in 20 colors and four sizes).
11. A bread loaf pillow to cuddle while they have the best weed-induced nap of their life.
Promising review: "Adorable plush! I bought it for a friend and she loved it!. It has a little band across the bottom of the plush. It can be used to hold small things. Can also be used as a bracelet, if you're into that kind of stuff." —Quillian H.
Get it from Amazon for $22.99.
12. A pair of polarized sunnies, because their eyes are always soooo bloodshot.
13. A champagne bong so they can get high all through the new year.
Get it from Daily High Club for $49.99.
14. A magical pyramid ashtray that'll probably be the source of all their weird ganja conspiracy theories.
Get it from Amazon for $29.
15. A lava lamp they can stare at for minutes at a time while they're puff-puff-passing.
Promising review: "It is perfection. I am going to purchase a second so I will have a matching set of silver glitter lamps. I like the fact it is by the original lava lamp makers, and the shape is classic. These are so beautiful and relaxing. I am a very pleased customer." —kd
Get it from Amazon for $33.38 (available in two colors and two sizes).
16. A debowler ashtray to clean their messy-ass bowl out, because it's been weeks and hits are supposed to be smooth, damnit!
17. A good ol' Snuggie so their arms are free to hit the blunt while staying nice and comfy.
Promising review: "Pockets! It's got pockets! And it's warm and snuggle. Tank, the little dog, immediately fell in love with it too." —Amazon Customer
Get it from Amazon for $24.99.
18. An ankle bracelet pipe because they're absolutely gonna love sneaking weed into places they really shouldn't.
Get it from Daily High Club for $8.99 (available in three colors).
19. A bottle of ~hemp~ seed oil lotion to keep their dry hands moisturized after rolling the doobie.
Promising review: "I have been buying Hempz for years and absolutely love it. My skin can be dry since I have gotten older, so I use lotion every day. My feet and hands used to crack, but when I use Hempz I don't have any dry skin problems." —Frostie Sue
Get it from Amazon for $9.99.
20. A pair of leafy socks so their feet can be warm while smoking a blunt.
Promising review: "These are perfect. I wore a pair in the Seattle airport and got compliments all through TSA lol. Easy to see pattern, comfy, fits well, decent quality. Very happy with this purchase." —Chelsea Taylor
Get a five-pack from Amazon for $13.56.
21. A rolling tray bundle to perfect their joints, because you've been teaching them how to roll for a while but they never learn.
Includes a rolling tray, an eco-plastic roller, and king-sized rolling papers.
Promising review: "It comes to no surprise that Raw has created the perfect beginner setup for rolling papers. It's appropriately sized, is made of quality material, and has an authentic look to it. Simply said, this is great for the newbies and veterans alike." —Zavage
Get it from Amazon for $10.99.
22. A Mary Jane necklace so they can elegantly proclaim their adoration for their favorite substance. People probably won't even notice it's in the shape of a leaf, anyway.
23. A set of "best buds" keychains to show them that you are going to best friends forever like Cheech and Chong or Harold and Kumar.
Promising review: "It's super cute and durable. I can't wait to give the other half to my bff." —Chealsea Smith
Get them from Amazon for $8.85 (available in two colors)
24. A super-expensive Dr. Dabber Switch, a life-changing vaporizer that is compatible with BOTH oils and traditional flowers. They'll be blazing all day and all night with this one, and so will you because this will be a splurge everyone can enjoy.
Promising review: "The switch is perfection, you can even train it so you can take massive rips. I hope you guys make different glass in the future since the possibilities are endless. Dr. Dabber has brought me into a new level of medicating and I appreciate it so much. For those who are having a hard time with your switch, read the manual and pay attention to the instructions and you’ll be fine." —Jesus
Get it from Dr. Dabber for $399.95.
25. And a box of gourmet cupcakes, because that's the only thing that'll satisfy their stoner appetite.
They'll receive a package of a dozen cupcakes with flavors like apple crumb, fudgy white rosette, chocolate crumb, cookie dough, peanut butter cup, red velvet, carrot, confetti, coconut cream, vanilla cream, strawberry cream, and chocolate cream.
Get it from Bake Me A Wish for $39.95 a box.
"I'm gonna get you high today 'cause..."
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