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1. A pokéball grinder to crush that bud easy-peasy. "I choose you, indica!" —Your friend, probably.
2. A tiny, beloved Harry Pothead stash jar, because it's their go-to movie, so why can't it house the ganja?
3. A set of marijuana leaf cookie cutters so they can make weed-themed brownies with or without the THC.
4. A vape pen with three different temperature settings to inhale their daily dose of relaxation on the go.
5. A pack of 24K (magic) gold rolling papers, because your stoner friend is nothing but decadent.
6. An airtight stash jar to keep all your uncrushed herb in one place until it's time to blaze up.
7. A personal air filter, because they love to blaze in their apartment knowing damn well they live in a smoke-free building.
8. A cone loader so all of their joints can be packed to the rim with that reefer with little to no effort. Their depth perception is gonna be a little off, anyway.
9. A pack of smell-proof bags to keep all of their crushed bud in when they're on the way to that party.
10. A microfiber blanket they can get all cozy with after they eat a whole pack of Oreos. Those munchies, man.
11. A bread loaf pillow to cuddle while they have the best weed-induced nap of their life.
12. A pair of polarized sunnies, because their eyes are always soooo bloodshot.
13. A champagne bong so they can get high all through the new year.
14. A magical pyramid ashtray that'll probably be the source of all their weird ganja conspiracy theories.
15. A lava lamp they can stare at for minutes at a time while they're puff-puff-passing.
16. A debowler ashtray to clean their messy-ass bowl out, because it's been weeks and hits are supposed to be smooth, damnit!
17. A good ol' Snuggie so their arms are free to hit the blunt while staying nice and comfy.
18. An ankle bracelet pipe because they're absolutely gonna love sneaking weed into places they really shouldn't.
19. A bottle of ~hemp~ seed oil lotion to keep their dry hands moisturized after rolling the doobie.
20. A pair of leafy socks so their feet can be warm while smoking a blunt.
21. A rolling tray bundle to perfect their joints, because you've been teaching them how to roll for a while but they never learn.
22. A Mary Jane necklace so they can elegantly proclaim their adoration for their favorite substance. People probably won't even notice it's in the shape of a leaf, anyway.
23. A set of "best buds" keychains to show them that you are going to best friends forever like Cheech and Chong or Harold and Kumar.
24. A super-expensive Dr. Dabber Switch, a life-changing vaporizer that is compatible with BOTH oils and traditional flowers. They'll be blazing all day and all night with this one, and so will you because this will be a splurge everyone can enjoy.
25. And a box of gourmet cupcakes, because that's the only thing that'll satisfy their stoner appetite.
"I'm gonna get you high today 'cause..."
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