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    28 Adorably Geeky Products You'll Want To Buy ASAP

    Nothing is as cute as baby Groot, but some things come close.

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    1. A baby Groot USB car charger who dances when you plug him in!

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    I hope you have some cool tunes for baby Groot to groove to!

    Get it from ThinkGeek for $39.99.

    2. Go ahead and dance with dragons with this Daenerys and Drogon figurine.

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    No one can tame a dragon, but a Targaryen can ride one.

    Get it from Amazon for $23.95.

    3. A Schrödinger's Cat plush. She's cute even when she's *technically* deceased.

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    Hug her, she's dead. Oh wait, she's alive!

    Get it from ThinkGeek for $18.99.

    4. Gems may not want to eat.... but you sure do. Use this Steven Universe lunchbox.

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    Don't be like Amethyst and EAT the actual lunchbox.

    Get it from Amazon for $14.99.

    5. Pokémon Snorlax slippers that actually snore when you walk in them.

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    At least he looks peaceful.

    Get them from ThinkGeek for $29.99.

    6. Cheeseburger backpack! Cheeseburger backpack!

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    I don't have a clue if a raft can fit inside, but you sure can try!

    Get it from Amazon for $39.99.

    7. A dancing gremlin plush. Avoid water and don't feed it after midnight.

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    We all know what happens if you don't. There's a whole movie about it.

    Get it from ThinkGeek for $29.99.

    8. This Batman surf's up figure that literally has swim trunks on. I didn't know Bruce Wayne had it in him.

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    He's ready for a good time.

    Get it from BoxLunch for $10.90 or Amazon for $8.42.

    9. A Spock plush monkey. I've never seen a Vulcan so sweet.

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    Kind of makes you wish that Starfleet was an actual thing.

    Get it from ThinkGeek for $14.99.

    10. A Pokémon Munchlax lunch bag. He looks so happy to hold your food—that SMILE!

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    He'll keep your food safe, but I have no idea if he'll also eat it.

    Get it from ThinkGeek for $19.99.

    11. This crochet Harry doll who will defeat Voldemort with his hair and Gryffindor scarf!

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    Truly worthy of the legend.

    Get it from YumYarnShop on Etsy for $22.04.

    12. A BB-8 desktop lamp because BB-8 can do anything.

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    The cutest rebel I have ever known.

    Get it from ThinkGeek for $49.99.

    13. Sometimes you just gotta eat some pizza and this Pusheen kitty keychain will do it with you.

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    No one should have to eat pizza alone.

    Get it from BoxLunch for $12.50.

    14. A Garnet keychain because she's stronger than you.

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    She's literally made of love y'all.

    Get it from Amazon for $4.97.

    15. A Bob's Burgers Louise hat—anyone who's anyone will want one.

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    I mean you'll never be Louise because she's the one and only, but the hat is adorable.

    Get it from BoxLunch for $15.92.

    16. Light-up dragon slippers—the lights are like her fire, so don't let it die out!

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    How can she look so fierce, yet so lovable?!

    Get them from ThinkGeek for $39.99.

    17. A campfire-style Harry Potter mug for anyone who wants to remember the boy that lived.

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    Kind of makes you want some butterbeer, to be honest.

    Get it from emyddesign on Etsy for $14.

    18. Cookie cat! He's a pet for your tummy! Cookie Cat! He's super duper yummy!

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    Don't you wanna carry him everywhere? He's a refugee from an interstellar war.

    Get it from Amazon for $9.99.

    19. Conspiracy theories are entertaining—grab a Gravity Falls Bill Cipher plush.

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    Looks like something from the illuminati.

    Get it from Amazon for $16.99.

    20. A Star Wars Chewbacca pillow buddy because he's just as fluffy as the real one.

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    He seems ready for a hug.

    Get it from Amazon for $19.98.

    21. Lion from Steven Universe! He loves you, he does.

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    He might take a nap in the middle of the day but who hasn't? Who hasn't?

    Get it from Amazon for $10.99.

    22. A Spongebob mug for nostalgia.

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    "F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me..."

    Get it from Amazon for $14.70.

    23. A Mr. Potatohead "spud" trooper who may be holding a laser potato masher? I'm not totally sure.

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    Mr. Potatohead would be a part of the First Order. Mrs. Potatohead would be ashamed.

    Get it from Amazon for $10.10.

    24. A barfing gnome wallet that's cute and disgusting at the same damn time.

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    Barfing happiness.

    Get it from Amazon for $14.99.

    25. A Steven Universe Star T-Shirt that'll make you want to go to the beach and play ukulele.

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    "We are the crystal gems, we'll always save the day...."

    Get it from Amazon for $12.50.

    26. A R2-D2 pet costume because who doesn't want their pup looking like a robot?

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    What's the word for a dog cyborg? Pupborg?

    Get it from Amazon for $17.98.

    27. Spock socks (WITH EARS)! I mean come on!

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    A true vulcan, those ears are important.

    Get them from Amazon for $8.85.

    28. And a delightful book that'll have you looking at Darth Vader in a new light.

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    Being the leader of the First Order is hard, being a dad is harder.

    Get it from Amazon for $8.89.

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