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1. A pair of kitten over-the-knee socks that'll give a bit of feline flair to all of your preppy outfits.
2. A fluffy brown bear phone case for enveloping your iPhone in a safe hug for as long as it dares.
3. A pack of ghost face masks, because you'd like to protect yourself from dust, dirt, and pollution while being spoopy AF.
4. A teddy bear night light that'll be a constant companion for your kiddo who's kinda sorta afraid of the dark.
5. An emoji pillow, because you need something to cuddle with that actually expresses your current mood.
6. A scented owl stress toy to release all your frustrations and anxieties into until you're saying "stress hoo?"
7. A set of unicorn slippers for magically gliding around your house whenever you're in need of something mystical to save you from a boring-ass weekend.
8. A set of juicy, fruit-themed cup covers for keeping your drink nice and warm in the purest, most joyful way possible.
9. A heartwarming salt and pepper mouse pad to guide your mouse around your screen with love and adoration.
10. A huge, fuzzy slipper that'll be able to warm your cold-ass feet from the frosty AC when you're on your latest Netflix marathon.
11. A llama plush toy, because who wouldn't want that peaceful, smiling face on their bed whenever they come home each night?
12. Or a massive (and incredibly soft) sheep ottoman for resting your weary limbs after a long hard day of adulthood.
13. A wireless panda mouse, because slowly scrolling the realms of Twitter with one of the most chill animals ever seems like a good thing to do.
14. An owl case to hold your most valuable possession in its wise, loving wings.
15. An amazing shark pet bed your best furry friend will love to lounge around in during a lazy-ass Saturday at home.
16. A monkey mug (which can be customized with your initials) that'll house all of your hot and cold beverages until they're all gone!
17. A portable doggy Bluetooth speaker for blasting your jams while you're getting ready in the morning, because who are you without your music? This guy can't wait to be your best friend.
18. A set of fishy stemless wine glasses so you can get sloshed while watching Finding Nemo and thinking Dory was the best animated character of all time.
19. A panda hoodie for rocking the most iconique (and fuzzy) animal in the forest whenever you're feeling a little chilly.
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