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1. A magical toilet wand with disposable brushes, making it so much easier to clean those nasty toilet stains you keep on creating. There's only two of you in the house and they know you did it.
Promising review: "This was unbelievably effective and easy to use. This product has removed all the dread that I normally feel for toilet cleaning as it is easy, effective, and most importantly, very sanitary!" —Allyson L.
Price: $8.88
2. A styling station that'll store your hot curling iron and blowdryer so your boo isn't driving themselves up the wall looking for counter space to brush their fucking teeth. Be a little considerate, maybe?
Price: $19.23
3. A bottle of poop spray, because your poop sure DOES stink, and even if your girlfriend loves you, she doesn't want to smell the leftovers while she's getting ready for work.
Spare her the pain, dude.
Promising review: "You will never need to use a vent fan if you spritz the bowl before you go. Works great as we tested it during the holidays and nothing to smell but lavender! LOVE IT!" —BargainHunterMom
Price: $11.46 (for a pack of 2)
4. An all natural odor-eliminating bag with activated charcoal you can use for two whole years to fight nasty-ass smells before they actually get a chance to drive you up the wall.
Humans have a smell. Unfortunately, that smell is pretty fucking disgusting.
Promising review: "We just moved into the home of a heavy smoker. Despite cleaning extensively, we could still smell the smoke. I bought several of these and placed them throughout the house and there is not a trace of smoke odor anywhere! I also have two dogs and my house doesn't smell like them either! They are well worth every penny." —Candance
Price: $18.95
5. A pop-on outlet shelf that'll totally house your clippers or various razors so the tiny hairs aren't falling on the counter to the utter annoyance of your significant other.
Price: $11.78
6. A useful pumice stone for the disgusting toilet bowl rings that just won't go away. You've asked them to scrub them so many times.
7. And a pack of automatic Lysol Click Gel toilet bowl cleaners so that cesspool can actually stay clean (since they hate cleaning the bathroom so much...).
It cleans your toilet after every flush for a fresh smell and look for up to two weeks!
Promising review: "I love using these click gels in my commodes. They just stick onto the inside of the commode and keep it smelling nice for about a month. If you haven't tried these, you're missing out." —Joyce
Price: $20.94 (for a pack of 20)
8. A magical TubShroom to catch stray hairs, saving both you and your soulmate the drama of a clogged tub. You may be destined, but even that has its limits.
Promising review: "The TubShroom catches the hair (and anything else that would have gone down the drain). You will want to clean it with a tissue because it catches the soap scum, etc., that would have washed down the drain, but it does an excellent job." —SueKB777
Price: $12.95
Check out our full review on the TubShroom!
9. A handy bath mat with a textured surface so you won't slip and slide because someone forgot to rinse the conditioner from the shower floor...again.
Promising review: "This was a surprisingly excellent purchase. It stays put, it's easy to pull up and put down, it covers practically the whole tub, but most importantly, it keeps the baby from sliding all over the tub. Now we can both have stress-free bath time without worrying about slipping and hitting his head against the tub." —CL21
Price: $7.96 (available in two colors)
10. A clear cosmetic storage box that'll organize your foundation, eyeshadow, eyeliner, and whatever else you use to glam up your face. It'll all be in one place so someone can find the damn soap dish.
11. A mildew-resistant shower liner convenient for you and your boo because both of you hate cleaning the bathroom and especially changing the curtains.
12. A grout cleaning brush so you and your lover don't die from the really intense mold that'll build up if y'all don't clean the inside of your shower every so often.
13. Or a heavy duty drill brush attachment kit that'll literally make any and every surface in the tiny bathroom you share spotless within minutes, which means more time for kisses and quality time.
Price: $10.57 (available in four colors)
14. A handy shower handle so you can have steamy shower sex without dying from a concussion. It's always a risk, but this can make it a hundred times safer.
Promising review: "I bought two of the grips. I put one on the counter near the toilet and one on the bathtub. The grips hold very strong and have made getting around the bathroom so much easier and safer. They do need a flat, smooth surface so don't expect them to work over tile that is not smooth." —FishIngBetterThanWork
Price: $7.89
15. A toilet shelf to keep all of your extra shit where it belongs so no one has to stub their toe when dropping a deuce.
16. A canister of Clorox wipes will make it even easier to clean up your shavings or makeup stains, so no one else will have to!
Promising review: "Awesome product and best comparison price! I clean all my TVs, monitors, touch screen electronics. Blow them dry and no streaking or residue! I have my entire family and friends using them. Great for anyone sick in the house to disinfect faucets, doorknobs or anything touched frequently, quick and easy." —JackyS
Price: $12.98 (for a pack of four)
17. A corner shower caddy so you won't trip over all your S.O.'s stray shampoo bottles on the side of the tub and break your neck.
18. A hamper to keep all of your dirty, stinky clothes off of the floor so that they never soak up the extra moisture down there and become mildewy. That was your sweetheart's favorite sweater!
19. A flexible drain snake that'll scoop up all the build-up of multiple hair washes, so you won't be ankle deep in water when there's shower sex with bae to have.
Promising review: "It slipped past the drain pop-up without having to remove it. It came back out with a large supply of black disgusting stuff and completely cleared the drain. It's only good for one use as it would be nearly impossible to clean it but at the price that's fine. I ordered several more to be ready for the next problem." —Sarah
Price: $6.90
20. A rubber broom can get all your hair off the floor so the person you're loving doesn't have your locks stuck to the bottom of their feet.
21. Or a handy cordless vacuum if you really don't have the time to get all the stray hairs from your head off the floor.
22. An absolutely nonslip memory foam bath mat so you can stop leaving actual ponds on the floor for your darling to clean up.
23. A glorious poop stool to have the swiftest, most comfortable poop possible, cutting down the complaints of someone needing to use the bathroom, and "Can you please finish already?"
24. An overflow drain cover so you don't have to hear your boo complain about how the water just kept on leaking during their long and luxurious bath. Plus, once it's fixed you two can have ~sexy bath time~ if you know what I mean.
25. And a two-pack of Kaboom to get all the disgusting, dirty grime off your shower tiles without using all that elbow grease. You're still gonna complain to your S.O. though — who doesn't want a massage?
Yeah, once you clean the bathroom first!
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