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12 Signs You Should Probably Change Your Eating Habits

Being an adult means you can eat anything. Emphasis on "can." Tune in to the BuzzFeed Block for Silence of the Lambs this Saturday on IFC, starting at 8/7c and again at 11/10c.

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1. You've never eaten a sandwich that wasn't an ice cream sandwich.

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Come on, it says "sandwich" right there in the dang name.

2. Rare is still too overcooked for your taste.

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It goes: well done, medium, medium rare, rare, bloody, still moving, and juuuust right.

3. You know the pizza delivery guy on a first-name basis.

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And last-name basis.

OK, the pizza delivery guy was the best man at your wedding.

4. "Inedible" doesn't exist in your personal dictionary.

5. The only green things you eat are peanut M&Ms.

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And you only just found out that they don't count as vegetables.

6. This is your idea of a gourmet meal:

7. You don't drink with straws. You drink with Twizzlers.

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Or as you like to call them, "Flavor Enhancers."

8. You've eaten enough animal brains to prefer one kind over another.

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Your GrubHub history is a wonderland of forbidden delicacies.

9. "All You Can Eat" isn't a promotion. It's a personal challenge.

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Game on.

10. You only eat Sriracha. You only drink Sriracha.

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AND YOU'VE NEVER FELT BETTER.

11. There are enough crumbs in your bed to make a full meal.

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They technically count as leftovers, right?

12. When you ask if you can have someone for dinner, you, uh, really mean it.

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Don't miss Silence of the Lambs this Saturday on IFC, starting at 8/7c and again at 11/10c.