Republican Presidential Candidates Are Basically Disney's Villains.

Dear Disney, we are sorry, but it's not our fault if your villains are identical to the 2016 Republican presidential candidates. We didn't sketch them. We didn't invent them. We didn't animate them. Did we?!?

Look at Ted Cruz and tell us he is not the Wicked Stepmother.

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How did you know back in 1950 that baby Teddy Cruz would grow up to be identical to Lady Tremaine ?

Donal Trump is Cruella de Vil. You are not fooling us, Disney.

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Same hair, same face, same posture. Identical. Period.

It's basically impossible to accurately tell apart Marco Rubio from Ed, one of the hyenas from The Lion King.

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Those eyes? Those ears?

Unable. To. Tell. Apart.

Look at Jeb's grin and tell us he isn't Maleficent.

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(Just kidding, Angelina! Love ya.)

Chris' tentacles totally gave it away. He is Ursula.

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Those tentacles are made for governing.

Ben Carson is the Evil Queen.

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We don't want to know what's inside that box, Ben. Thank you very much.

Fine. Fine! Carly Fiorina does not have a mustache.

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Jafar walks among us.

So, Disney. Sorry, but we are not sorry.

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Next debate. Popcorn, please.