Brody Jenner and Girlfriend Jayde Busting Out of Bikini in Hawaii

Brody posted on his site a picture of him with his girlfriend [P-boy bunny] Jayde in Hawaii. The two were spotted by paparazzi getting cozy, and Brody wanted to let everyone know the difference between affection that is tasteful versus vulgar: You may have caught the photos of me and Jayde on the beach during our recent trip to Hawaii following a shoot for The Hills. Some say we were lovin’ it up a bit too much, but hey, no one else was around and we didn’t know there were cameras shooting us! I say that doesn’t count as PDA. This got me thinking about public displays of affection and when they go too far… Here’s a list of couple behavior dos and don’ts: DON’T: Excessively grab or handle your significant other’s booty or put your hand in their back pants pocket. DO: Limit your back-side appreciation to a subtle and quick caress just below the waist line. DON’T: French kiss to the point where everyone can see your tongues hanging out for an extended period of time. DO: Smooch a little here and there, saving the more passionate fare for when you two are alone. DON’T: Dry hump (ha!) DO: Hold hands Thanks, Brody. So what you’re trying to tell us is that Jayde’s boobs are not hanging out of her bikini and her long hair is hiding your right hand grabbing on to “something.”

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