19 People From "Some E-Cards" We May Have Seen Before
We all know those eCards that “the kids” like to post on “The Facebook” all the live-long day. I may have posted one or 2,429 myself. After a while I started to notice that some of these people looked a little familiar to me and, well, since I am “sans life” I decided to let you know who I’ve found. This is like “Where’s Waldo” except not at all. 18 More Here at IBBB
Fun With Lohan's New Mugshot
Well, there you have it. Lohan’s mugshot. I think the orange jumpsuit really brings out her eyes and hides the freckle farm too. Yawn. Lohan should have asked for some alternative mugshot backgrounds that would really send a message to the public that she’s ok, having fun, and being easy, breezy, beautiful. Here are some of my favorite options for Linds Lo:
Things That Are Taller Than Snooki
People always ask me how tall is Snooki and you know what I tell them? Google it. That’s what I say. Google it. However, this really got me to thinking, how in the Guidette hell tall is Snooki from Jersey Shore? After that thought, I then thought, “I wonder how many other random things are taller than Snooki” and, sadly, this is what I came up with.
American Idol Hits Boston. You Aah So Retaahded!
Sully! Aahh ya kiddin’ me? Stahtin’ American Idol off in Boston (baby!) is so retahhded I can’t even stand it. Had I known, I woulda gone ‘cuz I sing wicked pissah in the showah. I can belt out “Smooth Opahratah” by Sade like nobodies business. My muthah always says it to me.
SNL Tackles "Snooki" from "Jersey Shore
You knew it was only a matter of time before a skit about Snooki from Jersey Shore was to make its way onto Saturday Night Live Weekend Update. And who better to play Snooki than Bobby Moynihan?! We even get a guest apparence by Mike “The Situation” and his abs that seem to cover his entire body. What a treat for 11:55 at night.
"Oregon Trail" Helps Decide the Fate of the Tiger Woods Mistress Scandal
If you’re like me and sick of hearing about Tiger Woods and his alleged mistresses, let’s have our favorite 80’s Apple IIc computer game, Oregon Trail, decide the fate of this scandal. I mean, this is what I do to make major decisions in my life, so it only makes sense that Tiger do the same. Boarding the covered wagon and heading to the Oregon Trail is Tiger Woods, his wife Elin Nordegren-Woods, and some of his most famous mistresses, Rachel Uchitel, Jamie Grubbs, and Jamie Jungers. Let’s see how this turns out and have Tiger narrate his journey.
Breaking Snooki Punch News: MTV Decides to Pull Snooki Punch Scene from Episode of Jersey Shore
MTV has decided to pull the footage of Snooki getting socked in the face, allegedly, by gym teacher, Brad Ferro after receiving a ton of negative feedback from viewers, sponsors, Santa Christ, Jesus Claus, and Elian Gonzalez. Check out their statement....
Jersey Shore Recap: Snooki Licks Pickles While Angelina Breaks Up With Her Married Boyfriend, All Before the BBQ Grill Catches Fire. Yup, Just Another Day at the Jersey Shore.
Fistpump is the new cowbell and there is plenty-o-fistpump worthy scenes in the latest crapisode of Jersey Shore. From sucking pickles to same sex douche-bag-stew make out sessions in the frialator/hot-tub, wax off your eyebrows and buckle up because it’s time for another Jersey Shore recap!
Is Kelly Cutrone On a Meth Binge!?!
A wonderful candid video fo Kelly Cutrone during London Fashion Week where she discusses: Disney stealing you at age 2, The Virgin Mary getting pregnant and never able to get F'd, how girls should be taught to use anal probes, and more! Sadly, I'm not making any of this up. Ole!
10 Ways to Save "The Hills"
As you know, The Hills has been hitting tilt on the “shit-0-meter” as of recent and by “recent” I mean “since season 2.” As much as I want to give Kristin Cavallari the spanking of her life and send her to my her room, she’s just not cutting it and the show is sliding down hill. However, I’m not just one to talk crap (although, I really am) and not do anything about it. Therefore, I crashed through the floor of “tool status” and have fallen to “absolute loser status” and have come up with 10 ways to Save “The Hills.”