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16 Reasons You'd Probably Die At Hogwarts

You should actually be glad you never got that letter from Hogwarts.

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1. The Grand Staircase

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Reason: How would you have ever gotten anywhere using these steps? Also, if you get motion sick, I'd imagine you'd spend a lot of time puking...and maybe falling to your death.

Chances of death: Lavender Brown


15. The Staff

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Reason: Maybe Snape is just doing it to protect you, but Dolores Umbridge definitely wants to scar you for life, and most of the Defense Against the Dark Arts professors definitely want you dead.

Chances of Death: Severus Snape

16. Your Wand

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Reason: Mastubration jokes aside... YOUR WAND IS LIKE A GUN. "Here you go, small child who is new to magic, have this thing that can kill everyone... just, you know, be careful or whatever."

Chances of Death: Pandora Lovegood