1. Tina Belcher
What Would’ve Happened: Tina’s erotic friend fiction about her, Spike, and a zombie would’ve rivaled anything you’d find on the internet (not that I’ve, uh, read any of it).
Slayage Level: Buffy saying how Angel and Spike should wrestle and “…there could be oil of some kind involved.”
What Would’ve Happened: The Umbrella Company would’ve taken over Sunnydale even though Alice murdered everything.
Slayage Level: Buffy slaying an Ubervamp with the Slayer Scythe while other slayers do flips in the background.
15. Ellen Ripley
What Would’ve Happened: “Get away from her, you bitch,” Ripley would’ve screamed from her Caterpillar P-5000 Powered Work Loader as she pulverized Glory and saved Dawn.
Slayage Level: Buffy fighting the Queller Demon.
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