23 Ladies Who Would’ve Killed It As Vampire Slayers

These ladies would’ve slayed in more ways than one.

1. Tina Belcher

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What Would’ve Happened: Tina’s erotic friend fiction about her, Spike, and a zombie would’ve rivaled anything you’d find on the internet (not that I’ve, uh, read any of it).

Slayage Level: Buffy saying how Angel and Spike should wrestle and “…there could be oil of some kind involved.”

2. River Tam

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Slayage Level: Buffy fighting the Knights of Byzantium on top of the moving RV.

3. Alice

What Would’ve Happened: The Umbrella Company would’ve taken over Sunnydale even though Alice murdered everything.

Slayage Level: Buffy slaying an Ubervamp with the Slayer Scythe while other slayers do flips in the background.

4. Donna Noble

What Would’ve Happened: Spike’s not mating with her, sunshine!

Slayage Level: Buffy getting her Class Protector award.

5. Ilana and Abbi

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What Would’ve Happened: Vapelife and vampire-slaying life just MAKE SENSE TOGETHER.

Slayage Level: Faith saying, “Good thing we’re hot chicks with superpowers.”

6. Storm

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What Would’ve Happened: You know what would’ve helped fight the demons that plagued Sunnydale? A mutant goddess with control of the weather.

Slayage Level: Buffy running in slow motion in that blue jacket.

7. Sidney Prescott

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What Would’ve Happened: Angelus would’ve been old news to her.

Slayage Level: Buffy telling Angel to close his eyes before stabbing him and sending him into a hell dimension.

8. Wonder Woman

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What Would’ve Happened: Does the Lasso of Truth work on vampires?

Slayage Level: Kendra saying, “That’s me favorite shirt. That’s me only shirt!”

9. Michonne

What Would’ve Happened: The Master, Drusilla, and Angelus all would’ve been kept as defanged pets.

Slayage Level: Everything Buffy does in Hush.

10. Donna Meagle

What Would’ve Happened: Closing the Hellmouth would’ve been live-tweeted.

Slayage Level: Buffy side-eyeing Spike for using kittens as currency.

11. Lana Winters

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What Would’ve Happened: She would’ve gotten her story on Briarcliff Manor a lot sooner…and probably would have blown the place up.

Slayage Level: Buffy walking toward Sunnydale High in her prom dress, on her way to kill The Master.

12. Veronica Mars

What Would’ve Happened: Veronica is hired to find out why a nurse named Ben keeps showing up late to work in full drag.

Slayage Level: Buffy saying she’s cookie dough.

13. The Bride

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What Would’ve Happened: We’d find out if the Hattori Hanzō sword cut through a hell god.

Slayage Level: Buffy pulling the Slayer Scythe out of that rock.

14. Leslie Knope

What Would’ve Happened: She would’ve been the mayor that Sunnydale wanted and needed.

Slayage Level: Faith eating Buffy’s french fries.

15. Ellen Ripley

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What Would’ve Happened: “Get away from her, you bitch,” Ripley would’ve screamed from her Caterpillar P-5000 Powered Work Loader as she pulverized Glory and saved Dawn.

Slayage Level: Buffy fighting the Queller Demon.

16. Liz Lemon

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What Would’ve Happened: Jenna would’ve turned evil the moment she found out Liz was trying to take the spotlight off of her by being the slayer.

Slayage Level: Every encounter Buffy has with Harmony.

17. Katniss Everdeen

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What Would’ve Happened: Sunnydale and Panem probably have the same mortality rate.

Slayage Level: Buffy diving into the portal at the end of The Gift.

18. Mindy Lahiri

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What Would’ve Happened: “I get it, you’re evil, relax,” Mindy says before slaying Angelus in the middle of the mall.

Slayage Level: Buffy picking out her outfits in the first episode.

19. Xena

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What Would’ve Happened: She and Willow would’ve never passed the “doing spells as a metaphor for sex” phase in their relationship.

Slayage Level: The First Slayer.

20. Sophia Burset

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What Would’ve Happened: She would’ve educated all the other slayers on vaginas AND fighting evil.

Slayage Level: Buffy and Faith fighting before graduation day.

21. All of the Clones From Orphan Black


Slayage Level: The entire slayer army at the end of Chosen.

22. Black Widow

What Would’ve Happened: She would’ve found out about The Initiative before Riley ever locked eyes with her.

Slayage Level: Buffy pushing Doc off the metal ledge on her way to save Dawn.

23. Lisa Simpson

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What Would’ve Happened: The first female vampire slayer to ever be elected president.

Slayage Level: Buffy deciding to give all the potential slayers her power.

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