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23 Ladies Who Would've Killed It As Vampire Slayers

These ladies would've slayed in more ways than one.

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1. Tina Belcher

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What Would've Happened: Tina's erotic friend fiction about her, Spike, and a zombie would've rivaled anything you'd find on the internet (not that I've, uh, read any of it).

Slayage Level: Buffy saying how Angel and Spike should wrestle and "...there could be oil of some kind involved."

3. Alice

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What Would've Happened: The Umbrella Company would've taken over Sunnydale even though Alice murdered everything.

Slayage Level: Buffy slaying an Ubervamp with the Slayer Scythe while other slayers do flips in the background.


6. Storm

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What Would've Happened: You know what would've helped fight the demons that plagued Sunnydale? A mutant goddess with control of the weather.

Slayage Level: Buffy running in slow motion in that blue jacket.


11. Lana Winters

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What Would've Happened: She would've gotten her story on Briarcliff Manor a lot sooner...and probably would have blown the place up.

Slayage Level: Buffy walking toward Sunnydale High in her prom dress, on her way to kill The Master.


15. Ellen Ripley

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What Would've Happened: "Get away from her, you bitch," Ripley would've screamed from her Caterpillar P-5000 Powered Work Loader as she pulverized Glory and saved Dawn.

Slayage Level: Buffy fighting the Queller Demon.

16. Liz Lemon

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What Would've Happened: Jenna would've turned evil the moment she found out Liz was trying to take the spotlight off of her by being the slayer.

Slayage Level: Every encounter Buffy has with Harmony.