1. “Think Pieces.”
2. Second leases on life.
3. Tara Reid’s dulcet tones.
4. Next season of The Real World.
5. How To Survive a Sharknado, New York Times bestseller.
6. 32 oz of freedom.
8. Tara Reid’s audition for the next Evil Dead.
9. The latest volume of Zagat.
10. The next great Syfy hit.
12. Sharknado 2: The Feminine Mystique.
14. THE BEST MARVEL POST CREDIT SEQUENCE!!!!!
15. A search for a missing hand.
16. An Oscar-worthy film.
- Three people were killed in what officials are calling a terror attack after a car drove into pedestrians near Parliament in London. A suspect was killed by police.
- Donald Trump said he feels "somewhat" vindicated after the Republican intelligence chairman in the House claimed Trump's team was surveilled.
- Documents about ties between fired Trump adviser Michael Flynn and Russia need to be turned over to House investigators, say oversight chairmen.
- As if it wasn't easy enough to buy someone coffee, you'll now be able to send Starbucks gift cards via text on Apple's iMessage ☕️📲