1. “Think Pieces.”
2. Second leases on life.
3. Tara Reid’s dulcet tones.
4. Next season of The Real World.
5. How To Survive a Sharknado, New York Times bestseller.
6. 32 oz of freedom.
8. Tara Reid’s audition for the next Evil Dead.
9. The latest volume of Zagat.
10. The next great Syfy hit.
12. Sharknado 2: The Feminine Mystique.
14. THE BEST MARVEL POST CREDIT SEQUENCE!!!!!
15. A search for a missing hand.
16. An Oscar-worthy film.
- The Obama administration, which has been notoriously secretive about its drone policy, said drone strikes have killed up to 116 civilians.
- Nearly 70,000 people convicted of felonies but now on probation or parole are suing Louisiana for the right to vote.
- Attorney General Loretta Lynch said she'll accept FBI recommendations in the investigation of Hillary Clinton's private email servers.