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    16 Gifts "Sharknado 2" Gave The World

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    1. "Think Pieces."

    24 hours from now, you'll be swimming in Sharknado 2 thinkpieces. Enjoy your life 'til then.

    Slade Sohmer@SladeHV

    24 hours from now, you'll be swimming in Sharknado 2 thinkpieces. Enjoy your life 'til then.

    8:16 AM - 30 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    2. Second leases on life.

    @PerezHilton gave his life so Jared from Subway could live. He is a real American hero. #Sharknado2TheSecondOne

    Aoife M@Aoiferocksitout

    @PerezHilton gave his life so Jared from Subway could live. He is a real American hero. #Sharknado2TheSecondOne

    9:50 PM - 30 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    3. Tara Reid's dulcet tones.

    BRB, changing my ringtone to Tara Reid crying. #Sharknado2

    Nolan Feeney@NolanFeeney

    BRB, changing my ringtone to Tara Reid crying. #Sharknado2

    9:10 PM - 30 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    4. Next season of The Real World.

    Andy Dick! Downtown Julie Brown! Billy Ray Cyrus! OMG #Sharknado2 is like the modern day Love Boat.

    Pandora Boxx@ThePandoraBoxx

    Andy Dick! Downtown Julie Brown! Billy Ray Cyrus! OMG #Sharknado2 is like the modern day Love Boat.

    12:20 AM - 31 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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    5. How To Survive a Sharknado, New York Times bestseller.

    The most unrealistic thing about #Sharknado2 is Tara Reid writing a book.

    Joe Quesarito@HoJoLego

    The most unrealistic thing about #Sharknado2 is Tara Reid writing a book.

    11:05 PM - 30 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    6. 32 oz of freedom.

    Ian Ziering is being given dangerous weapons outlawed in NYC to fight off sharks. So when will he be given a 32 oz Big Gulp? #Sharknado2

    Not Bill Walton@NotBillWalton

    Ian Ziering is being given dangerous weapons outlawed in NYC to fight off sharks. So when will he be given a 32 oz Big Gulp? #Sharknado2

    10:53 PM - 30 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    7. #UrbanLegend2k14

    The other way to get rid of a sharknado is to make it say its name backwards. #Sharknado2

    Wil Wheaton@wilw

    The other way to get rid of a sharknado is to make it say its name backwards. #Sharknado2

    10:53 PM - 30 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    8. Tara Reid's audition for the next Evil Dead.

    I thought @TaraReid couldn't get any more perfect... Then they put a circular saw on her hand. #FlawFree #InternationalBadass #sharknado2

    Stevie@StevieNYC

    I thought @TaraReid couldn't get any more perfect... Then they put a circular saw on her hand. #FlawFree #InternationalBadass #sharknado2

    10:49 PM - 30 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    9. The latest volume of Zagat.

    Whoever wrote #Sharknado2 must have heard about New York from a three TV commercials and a meth addict who visited once.

    Dan Wilbur@DanWilbur

    Whoever wrote #Sharknado2 must have heard about New York from a three TV commercials and a meth addict who visited once.

    10:01 PM - 30 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    10. The next great Syfy hit.

    .@SyfyTV, okay what about Barknado with adorable blood thirsty puppies?

    Patrick McLellan@pmclellan

    .@SyfyTV, okay what about Barknado with adorable blood thirsty puppies?

    10:16 AM - 31 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    11. People to unfollow.

    Unfollowing everyone who wasn't in Sharknado 2

    Eli Braden@EliBraden

    Unfollowing everyone who wasn't in Sharknado 2

    1:56 AM - 31 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    12. Sharknado 2: The Feminine Mystique.

    #Sharknado2 passes the Bechdel test because ladies are talking to each other about sharks. And then being eaten by sharks.

    Ashley Clements@TheAshleyClem

    #Sharknado2 passes the Bechdel test because ladies are talking to each other about sharks. And then being eaten by sharks.

    9:45 PM - 30 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    13. The ability to let it go.

    14. THE BEST MARVEL POST CREDIT SEQUENCE!!!!!

    Spoiler Alert: At the end of Sharknado 2, Samuel L Jackson asks Tara Reid to join The Avengers.

    Don Nichols@TheDairylandDon

    Spoiler Alert: At the end of Sharknado 2, Samuel L Jackson asks Tara Reid to join The Avengers.

    10:50 PM - 30 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    15. A search for a missing hand.

    I hope they find Tara Reid's hand @SharknadoSyfy

    John Roberts@JohnRobertsFun

    I hope they find Tara Reid's hand @SharknadoSyfy

    12:17 AM - 31 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    16. An Oscar-worthy film.

    Well, #Sharknado2... due to the most technical definition... you were a movie.

    Alan Sizzler Kistler@SizzlerKistler

    Well, #Sharknado2... due to the most technical definition... you were a movie.

    2:03 AM - 31 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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