1. "Think Pieces."
24 hours from now, you'll be swimming in Sharknado 2 thinkpieces. Enjoy your life 'til then.
2. Second leases on life.
@PerezHilton gave his life so Jared from Subway could live. He is a real American hero. #Sharknado2TheSecondOne
3. Tara Reid's dulcet tones.
BRB, changing my ringtone to Tara Reid crying. #Sharknado2
4. Next season of The Real World.
Andy Dick! Downtown Julie Brown! Billy Ray Cyrus! OMG #Sharknado2 is like the modern day Love Boat.
5. How To Survive a Sharknado, New York Times bestseller.
The most unrealistic thing about #Sharknado2 is Tara Reid writing a book.
6. 32 oz of freedom.
Ian Ziering is being given dangerous weapons outlawed in NYC to fight off sharks. So when will he be given a 32 oz Big Gulp? #Sharknado2
7. #UrbanLegend2k14
The other way to get rid of a sharknado is to make it say its name backwards. #Sharknado2
8. Tara Reid's audition for the next Evil Dead.
I thought @TaraReid couldn't get any more perfect... Then they put a circular saw on her hand. #FlawFree #InternationalBadass #sharknado2
9. The latest volume of Zagat.
Whoever wrote #Sharknado2 must have heard about New York from a three TV commercials and a meth addict who visited once.
10. The next great Syfy hit.
.@SyfyTV, okay what about Barknado with adorable blood thirsty puppies?
11. People to unfollow.
Unfollowing everyone who wasn't in Sharknado 2
12. Sharknado 2: The Feminine Mystique.
#Sharknado2 passes the Bechdel test because ladies are talking to each other about sharks. And then being eaten by sharks.
13. The ability to let it go.
Sharknado 2 was better than Frozen
14. THE BEST MARVEL POST CREDIT SEQUENCE!!!!!
Spoiler Alert: At the end of Sharknado 2, Samuel L Jackson asks Tara Reid to join The Avengers.
15. A search for a missing hand.
I hope they find Tara Reid's hand @SharknadoSyfy
16. An Oscar-worthy film.
Well, #Sharknado2... due to the most technical definition... you were a movie.
