1. “Think Pieces.”
2. Second leases on life.
3. Tara Reid’s dulcet tones.
4. Next season of The Real World.
5. How To Survive a Sharknado, New York Times bestseller.
6. 32 oz of freedom.
8. Tara Reid’s audition for the next Evil Dead.
9. The latest volume of Zagat.
10. The next great Syfy hit.
12. Sharknado 2: The Feminine Mystique.
14. THE BEST MARVEL POST CREDIT SEQUENCE!!!!!
15. A search for a missing hand.
16. An Oscar-worthy film.
- Sean Spicer today said "his intention is never to lie" as White House press secretary, a pledge that came after making false claims this weekend about Trump's inauguration.
- President Trump signed an anti-abortion executive order that reinstates the so-called global gag rule, barring foreign organizations taking US money from providing abortions.
- The new Trump Hotel in Washington, DC, has lost more than $1 million and is in violation of Donald Trump's lease with the government, say Democratic lawmakers.
- The all-day breakfast boom at McDonald's is over as sales once again continued to fall for the fast food giant 🍳 📉