16 Gifts "Sharknado 2" Gave The World

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1. "Think Pieces."

24 hours from now, you'll be swimming in Sharknado 2 thinkpieces. Enjoy your life 'til then.

Slade Sohmer@SladeHV

24 hours from now, you'll be swimming in Sharknado 2 thinkpieces. Enjoy your life 'til then.

8:16 AM - 30 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

2. Second leases on life.

@PerezHilton gave his life so Jared from Subway could live. He is a real American hero. #Sharknado2TheSecondOne

Aoife M@Aoiferocksitout

@PerezHilton gave his life so Jared from Subway could live. He is a real American hero. #Sharknado2TheSecondOne

9:50 PM - 30 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

3. Tara Reid's dulcet tones.

BRB, changing my ringtone to Tara Reid crying. #Sharknado2

Nolan Feeney@NolanFeeney

BRB, changing my ringtone to Tara Reid crying. #Sharknado2

9:10 PM - 30 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

4. Next season of The Real World.

Andy Dick! Downtown Julie Brown! Billy Ray Cyrus! OMG #Sharknado2 is like the modern day Love Boat.

Pandora Boxx@ThePandoraBoxx

Andy Dick! Downtown Julie Brown! Billy Ray Cyrus! OMG #Sharknado2 is like the modern day Love Boat.

12:20 AM - 31 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

5. How To Survive a Sharknado, New York Times bestseller.

The most unrealistic thing about #Sharknado2 is Tara Reid writing a book.

Joe Quesarito@HoJoLego

The most unrealistic thing about #Sharknado2 is Tara Reid writing a book.

11:05 PM - 30 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

6. 32 oz of freedom.

Ian Ziering is being given dangerous weapons outlawed in NYC to fight off sharks. So when will he be given a 32 oz Big Gulp? #Sharknado2

Not Bill Walton@NotBillWalton

Ian Ziering is being given dangerous weapons outlawed in NYC to fight off sharks. So when will he be given a 32 oz Big Gulp? #Sharknado2

10:53 PM - 30 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

7. #UrbanLegend2k14

The other way to get rid of a sharknado is to make it say its name backwards. #Sharknado2

Wil Wheaton@wilw

The other way to get rid of a sharknado is to make it say its name backwards. #Sharknado2

10:53 PM - 30 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

8. Tara Reid's audition for the next Evil Dead.

I thought @TaraReid couldn't get any more perfect... Then they put a circular saw on her hand. #FlawFree #InternationalBadass #sharknado2

Stevie@StevieNYC

I thought @TaraReid couldn't get any more perfect... Then they put a circular saw on her hand. #FlawFree #InternationalBadass #sharknado2

10:49 PM - 30 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

9. The latest volume of Zagat.

Whoever wrote #Sharknado2 must have heard about New York from a three TV commercials and a meth addict who visited once.

Dan Wilbur@DanWilbur

Whoever wrote #Sharknado2 must have heard about New York from a three TV commercials and a meth addict who visited once.

10:01 PM - 30 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

10. The next great Syfy hit.

.@SyfyTV, okay what about Barknado with adorable blood thirsty puppies?

Patrick McLellan@pmclellan

.@SyfyTV, okay what about Barknado with adorable blood thirsty puppies?

10:16 AM - 31 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

11. People to unfollow.

Unfollowing everyone who wasn't in Sharknado 2

Eli Braden@EliBraden

Unfollowing everyone who wasn't in Sharknado 2

1:56 AM - 31 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

12. Sharknado 2: The Feminine Mystique.

#Sharknado2 passes the Bechdel test because ladies are talking to each other about sharks. And then being eaten by sharks.

Ashley Clements@TheAshleyClem

#Sharknado2 passes the Bechdel test because ladies are talking to each other about sharks. And then being eaten by sharks.

9:45 PM - 30 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

13. The ability to let it go.

14. THE BEST MARVEL POST CREDIT SEQUENCE!!!!!

Spoiler Alert: At the end of Sharknado 2, Samuel L Jackson asks Tara Reid to join The Avengers.

Don Nichols@TheDairylandDon

Spoiler Alert: At the end of Sharknado 2, Samuel L Jackson asks Tara Reid to join The Avengers.

10:50 PM - 30 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

15. A search for a missing hand.

I hope they find Tara Reid's hand @SharknadoSyfy

John Roberts@JohnRobertsFun

I hope they find Tara Reid's hand @SharknadoSyfy

12:17 AM - 31 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

16. An Oscar-worthy film.

Well, #Sharknado2... due to the most technical definition... you were a movie.

Alan Sizzler Kistler@SizzlerKistler

Well, #Sharknado2... due to the most technical definition... you were a movie.

2:03 AM - 31 Jul 14ReplyRetweetFavorite