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13 Schools That Would've Literally Killed You

School sucks...but these school suck more.

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1. Sunnydale High School, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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A student legit died every single day. If you weren't murdered by a demon, possessed student, vampire, hellhound or rogue slayer, you could always die at graduation when the school literally blows up.

3. Jedi Academy, Star Wars

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If any of the 89789 bounty hunters, evil senators, Sith Lords or droids you're not looking for didn't get you...Sith dickhead, Anakin Skywalker, would make sure to chop you up with his lightsaber even if you're an adorable little baby Jedi youngling.

6. Hogwarts, Harry Potter

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If you didn't get lost or fall off the moving staircase, then you could've had the treat of being killed by Voldemort, a werewolf, a teacher, a giant spider, a three-headed giant dog or a tree that punches.

9. Camp Half-Blood, Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief

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If one of your parents is a god, they might try to kill you. If you go to Camp half-Blood, one of your friends might try to kill you. If you're friends with Percy Jackson, then everyone is trying to kill you.

10. Smallville High School, Smallville

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There's a very big chance Clark Kent will save your life...however, there's also a very big chance an evil version of Clark Kent will do the opposite.

12. Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters, X-Men

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Humans, fellow students, former super-villains pretending to be reformed so they can take over the school, robots, aliens, and The Phoenix, oh my!

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