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Are You A Psychopath?

A brief yet definitive and scientifically proven method to determine if you or your friends are psychotic.

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  1. When do you go to the gym?

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    I go in the morning. Not because I feel better throughout the day, but because I know there's no way I'll go after I'm done with my day.
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    I go in the morning. Not because I feel better throughout the day, but because I know there's no way I'll go after I'm done with my day.
    I go at night, because I feel less guilty with this form of procrastination.
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    I go at night, because I feel less guilty with this form of procrastination.
    I go as often as I can whenever I can fit it into my day!
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    I go as often as I can whenever I can fit it into my day!
    You won't find me in or even near the gym...
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    You won't find me in or even near the gym...
  2. What is the order of operations with which you brush your teeth?

    Do you put water on the bristles? Before or after the toothpaste? Think about it... this is important.
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    Do you put water on the bristles? Before or after the toothpaste? Think about it... this is important.

    I put the toothpaste on first, followed by a brief rinse with water. This way I soften the bristles up, AND soften the paste to avoid any unnecessary clumping of the toothpaste in my mouth.
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    I put the toothpaste on first, followed by a brief rinse with water. This way I soften the bristles up, AND soften the paste to avoid any unnecessary clumping of the toothpaste in my mouth.
    I wet the bristles first, then apply the toothpaste. I don't mind the challenge of a little toothpaste clumping, besides it looks prettier.
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    I wet the bristles first, then apply the toothpaste. I don't mind the challenge of a little toothpaste clumping, besides it looks prettier.
    I do both... I wet the toothbrush, then put on the toothpaste, and then wet it again. It's because I'm thorough and I never cut corners.
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    I do both... I wet the toothbrush, then put on the toothpaste, and then wet it again. It's because I'm thorough and I never cut corners.
    Water? I don't use water when I brush my teeth. I just slap on the toothpaste and go to town.
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    Water? I don't use water when I brush my teeth. I just slap on the toothpaste and go to town.
  3. Which item of clothing could you tolerate wearing two days in a row?

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    Socks! I'll put on shoes so it's not like anybody will notice.
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    Socks! I'll put on shoes so it's not like anybody will notice.
    I don't know about you, but I'm not that dirty down there...
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    I don't know about you, but I'm not that dirty down there...
    I just won't do it. It's clean clothes or I'm going naked.
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    I just won't do it. It's clean clothes or I'm going naked.
    Pants. As long as I didn't spill mustard on them or something there's not harm done.
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    Pants. As long as I didn't spill mustard on them or something there's not harm done.
  4. What is your favorite doritos flavor?

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    Original Nacho Cheese obviously. They got it right the first time around.
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    Original Nacho Cheese obviously. They got it right the first time around.
    Cool ranch, because I'm cool. And the blue blag is way more trendy.
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    Cool ranch, because I'm cool. And the blue blag is way more trendy.
    Doritos JACKED japapeno pepper jack! Sometimes you've just got spice things up a bit!
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    Doritos JACKED japapeno pepper jack! Sometimes you've just got spice things up a bit!
    I don't like doritos.
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    I don't like doritos.
  5. What is your favorite movie genre?

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    Horror! I don't want to fall asleep during the movie... or after.
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    Horror! I don't want to fall asleep during the movie... or after.
    Musicals are the best! I want to be humming the movie the rest of the week.
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    Musicals are the best! I want to be humming the movie the rest of the week.
    Action adventure films are the best movies. You get a little bit of everything. Plus the effects are epic.
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    Action adventure films are the best movies. You get a little bit of everything. Plus the effects are epic.
    Science fiction is the best. I want to stretch the limits of my imagination!
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    Science fiction is the best. I want to stretch the limits of my imagination!
  6. Which super villain do you most identify with?

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    Magneto! He's just fighting all humans in order to secure freedoms and power for mutants. He's basically just looking out for his own people. A classic example of differing points of view...
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    Magneto! He's just fighting all humans in order to secure freedoms and power for mutants. He's basically just looking out for his own people. A classic example of differing points of view...
    Galactus destroyer of worlds! He devours planets as a source of energy. But realistically he's just misunderstood, everyone gets a little crazy when they're hungry...
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    Galactus destroyer of worlds! He devours planets as a source of energy. But realistically he's just misunderstood, everyone gets a little crazy when they're hungry...
    The red skull. He's super creepy, and a nazi, but he's powerful and he gets to fight captain america!
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    The red skull. He's super creepy, and a nazi, but he's powerful and he gets to fight captain america!
    Harley Quinn, because she's a total badass. She's in love with the Joker... but nobody's perfect
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    Harley Quinn, because she's a total badass. She's in love with the Joker... but nobody's perfect
  7. Which of these iphone games would you most like to play?

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    2048. There's nothing I like more than good old fashioned addition.
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    2048. There's nothing I like more than good old fashioned addition.
    Temple Run! In my day I could run slide and jump better than anyone else on my bus!
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    Temple Run! In my day I could run slide and jump better than anyone else on my bus!
    Phone games are bad for your brain and distract from the important things in life! NO THANKS!
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    Phone games are bad for your brain and distract from the important things in life! NO THANKS!
    Clash of Clans! It's the only game where you really get inside the action!
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    Clash of Clans! It's the only game where you really get inside the action!

Are You A Psychopath?

You got: You are THE zodiac killer...

This is the top of the heap as far as psychopaths are concerned.... It has become abundantly clear to those around you, that humanity is better off not knowing the inner workings of your brain. For all that is good in this world, DO NOT attempt to coerce anyone into following your bizarre habits.

You are THE zodiac killer...
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You got: Psychopath

As they say... "the first step is admitting you have a problem." So hopefully somewhere along the way you realize that your unorthodox methods of living are entirely misaligned with the rest of human existence. Creativity is fun, but in your case... start thinking more inside the box.

Psychopath
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You got: You're just a weirdo.

I guess there's nothing completely wrong with you, but all of your friends would probably pause to think when asked if you were completely sane. Consider holding back some of your strange tendencies in order to rejoin society as a normal functioning human being.

You're just a weirdo.
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You got: You are normal

Shocker... you're actually normal. Congrats! Take pride in pointing and laughing at anyone who doesn't come up with this result. Then again... tread lightly... because they're psychos.

You are normal
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