Community·Updated on Sep 1, 2022Here's My Official Ranking Of Middle Earth Men By AttractivenessYou heard me...get your sc out, ladies ;Xby iamreaganCommunity ContributorApproved and edited by BuzzFeed Community TeamFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 7. Merry New Line Cinema Okay so...he's kind of cute, though. Definitely my personal favorite underrated cabbage-stealer. He's got the sparkly wide eyes for sure. And that curly hair has definitely charmed a few she-hobbits of the shire. I can imagine he's a player, though. 6. Boromir New Line Cinema Here's the thing. He's hot in like a technical, Thor-son-of-Odin-Chris-Hemsworth kinda sense. But NGL, there's something about his face I just don't like. I don't know if it's that in some angles he reminds me of Billy Ray Cyrus, or if he just looks old, or if its just that he's mildly antagonistic in the movies. Whatever it is, I'm ranking him as a 6 on this list, only because I know there are some ladies who would be upset if I didn't. 5. Eomer New Line Cinema Unlike Boromir, I wouldn't say there's something magical or special about Eomer, but I really like his face for some reason. Yeah, he looks like a parrot with that helmet he wears sometimes, and he's got a redneck 'stache and perpetually flared nostrils, but I like his face. He's not hard to look at. Maybe it's his eyes. Solid 5, 4. Aragorn New Line Cinema The older I get, the more attractive Aragorn is to me. There's something really unexplainably alluring about his unique facial structure. And Viggo has this natural charm on top of it. Plus his personality is so kingly, sacrificial, and also...mysterious!! Aragorn is just a stud, that's all I can say. 3. Legolas New Line Cinema Now this one is a real baffler. He's a pasty elf with long white hair. How does he make it work? He look's like an anime prince or something. I'll admit...he was more attractive to me when I was 11 and that youthful glow filter they have on him enchanted me. Now in some light I think he looks a little bit like a girl. He just has such sparkly blue eyes and my loyalty to my 11-year-old-self has to rank him higher than Aragorn. Plus he's kinda badass. 2. Kili New Line Cinema I have absolutely no clue how I didn't notice this background character until recently but uhh, yeah ladies, back off, he can have my children. Oh my goodness just look him up. There are no bad angles. He is. so. fine. His smile glows, his eyes are so mysterious, his personality is pretty gold in the movie, and uhh, maybe he's a little short but if I were a hobbit, I wouldn't care. Heck, I'm not a hobbit and I don't care. He's gorgeous. 1. Gandalf New Line Cinema Embodiment of GOAT. The whole incentive for the series, in my opinion. For an old man, this dude pulls. Galadriel has it made.