8 Quarterbacks The Cleveland Browns Would Be Better Off With

The Cleveland Browns are in a world of hurt with their current quarterback situation. These eight potential candidates may, or may not, be able to help out the #FactoryOfSadness.

8. Jeff Garcia

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This has to be some kind of sick joke, but the 43-year-old former Browns quarterback recently said he's "open to the opportunity" of getting under center in Cleveland again. I mean, why not? How much worse could the 4-time Pro Bowler be than when he won 3 games for the Browns in 2004?

7. Anthony Calvillo

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He's professional football's all-time passing yards leader with close to 80,000 yards. Calvillo is arguably the greatest quarterback ever. He's 41 years old and only got a limited shot at the NFL, but that doesn't mean he wouldn't thrive in the Cleveland huddle. They're used to putting old men under the center by now.

Bonus: He sports one hell of a mustache.

6. Brett Favre

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Seriously...we all know he'd love to get the call from Cleveland and have a chance to resurrect another failing franchise.

5. Anyone who responds to this Craigslist ad

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Fans took it on themselves to find the franchise a new quarterback. The ad went as far as stating "We'll take ANYONE."

4. Summer Rae

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Besides dancing in Fandango's corner, Summer Rae played for the Chicago Bliss in the Lingerie Football League from 2008-2011 and was also the team captain. I don't see why she isn't a viable option. She has more experience on Monday nights than any current, or former, Browns quarterback.

3. Vince Young

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Vince Young doesn't even understand why he isn't an NFL quarterback anymore. The two-time bowler has an career record of 31-19 and would definitely be an asset to Cleveland. We all know he already looks fantastic in orange, too.

2. Tim Tebow

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Just kidding...Not even Cleveland fans want to see Tebow join the list of failures that have plagued the ole brown and orange.

1. Lebron James

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No, Lebron probably wouldn't quarterback the team if this fantasy-turned-possible-reality ever happened, but it sure would spark a demoralized city that has been the laughing stock of the league in recent years. A city can dream, right?

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In short, the Cleveland Browns need to figure something out, because this is not acceptable.