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19 Tweets That Will Make Single People Laugh, Then Cry

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There are so many couples around you, that sometimes you just wanna ask...

Am I not enough??!?! Panget ba ako??!!?!
My Ex and Why's / Via MB Life

Am I not enough??!?! Panget ba ako??!!?!

1. The cold, hard truth.

ken_samic / Via Twitter

Physical appearances aside, though, you're still a ~*kakaibabe*~

2. I mean, really.

perks of dating me: 1. panget ako kaya wala kang kaagaw 2. 3. 4. 5.

venicenievaa / Via Twitter

I mean, my face may not be as symmetrical as Liza Soberano's, but I'm still a keeper.

3. Say no more.

gusto ko ng sparks and kaforever say no more

scannermaersk / Via Twitter

*cues Jadine* naniniwala na ako sa forever...

4. Sariling sikap.

Crush: Uy, baka naman may kilala kang handa akong mahalin at kaya akong tanggapin ng buong buo Me:

SiBenPibti / Via Twitter

Crush, I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE.

5. ABORT MISSION.

me: *trying to move on kay crush* crush: "Hi" me:

johnxnoeh / Via Twitter

"Wala na akong feelings for her, du--hi, kamusta ka na?"

6. Get a room, guys!

When your friends make landi in front of you and you know na walang forever.

TheSuperEven / Via Twitter

I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that, you know!

7. When you wish you had known better.

yung naniwala ka sa lahat ng sinabi niya...

jayexrgnd / Via Twitter

Yun pala, kasing dami ng sapatos sa Marikina yung pinagsasabihan niya nun. Tragic.

8. STEAL!!!

yung nalaman mo na break na yung crush mo at jowa nya me: OY OYYYY!!!!! STEAL!!!!

skehehdanfd_14 / Via Twitter

*vigorously presses the red button and turns the chair around* I. WANT. YOU.

9. You don't find time, you make it.

"kahit gaano pa ka busy ang isang tao, kung mahal ka nyan, hindi yan mawawalan ng oras para sayo."

JPatSb / Via Twitter

Like this Shakey's employee finding the right work life-love life balance.

10. Who says math can't be used outside of school?

crush: "gusto ko sa jowa alam difference ng "nang" at "ng"" me: Nang - ng ----------------- Na

RizalNaWalangL / Via Twitter

Well, she isn't wrong.

11. 1+1=2???

Alam mo crush ganito lang kasi yan. Magiging crush ka din ng crush mo kung ako ang crush mo. Basic grabe.

GabbyUmagaa / Via Twitter

Oo nga naman.

12. Hard same.

idekjia / Via Twitter

Who knew you could relate to rice on such a spiritual level?

13. Okay lang ako, I swear.

maxxerodriguez / Via Twitter

I'm used to it na, bimb.

14. TBH, dinaig pa ako ng diaper.

me: pabili pong diaper tindera: pampers? me: hindi po, hindi ako pampers, lagi po akong pam-second HAHAHAHAHAHAYAWQNAHAHAHAHAH

gorgkary / Via Twitter

Brb, walking myself to the diaper aisle para maranasan ko maging pers.

15. Buti pa gas, nagmamahal.

SHET NAGMAMAHAL NA ANG PRESYO NG GASOLINA!!!!!!!!!11111

KeithManaloto_ / Via Twitter

Does this make it my LOVE from the STAR (oil)?

16. So, what are you into?

grabe fetish ko talaga yung constant communication and assurance

MillennialOfMNL / Via Twitter

Well, what can I say? I love my kinks.

17. Sweet good morning messages.

Texts most people receive: "Good morning babe!" "I miss you!" "I wanna see you today." Texts I receive:

angeldei_ / Via Twitter

Thanks to my telecom carrier.

18. Sayang tulog ko, dude.

naaalala ko yung mga late night conversations natin wala lang, sayang lang sana pala natulog na lang ako nun kulang tuloy tulog ko ngayon

polamagsino / Via Twitter

For the record, sleep > you.

19. But at the end of it all,

Pls don't feel sorry for me whenever I eat alone or go to places by myself because my alone time gives me so much life and energy

dnsgbrllmrqz / Via Twitter

Being single isn't always as bad as people make it seem.

I mean, after all...

Maybelline / Via Tumblr

Isn't it better to be happy alone than to be miserable with someone else?

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