"...we'll be right back after this commercial break."
Make sure your notes are in order
Now do synchronized paper tapping.
Point to yourself as the voice over says your name.
Still have two minutes left of commercials.
That's enough time for patty cake!
Double check. Do you still look good for the camera?
Now get that dirt off your shoulder, because heaven knows those clowns over at the other station aren't having this much fun.
Thirty more seconds of commercials!
But wait, who's going to introduce the next segment?
K, whatever, you can do it.
WTF are you guys doing? You're live in ten!
(Good thing no one at home saw any of this.)
