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Which Mindy Lahiri Quote Perfectly Describes Your Love Life?

You’re seeing someone but haven’t had the “what are we?” talk yet, so there seem to be more questions than answers. “Are you my boyfriend?” “Can I post this photo?” “Are labels really such a bad thing?”

“I want you to love me in the way that I can show on Instagram.”

You are looking for “the one” and not going to apologize for wanting to leave your carefree single days behind and settle down. The clock is ticking, and those apples aren’t going to pick themselves!

"People seem to be having these awesome sex lives, and I'm just trying to find a life partner to go apple-picking with. What's wrong with me?"

You enjoy the excitement of playing the field and meeting someone new even if sometimes your whirlwind romances are short lived.

“Please let this date be good. May he have the wealth of Mayor Bloomberg. The personality of Jon Stewart. The face of Michael Fassbender. The penis of Michael Fassbender.”

You know exactly what you want, and you’re not willing to settle — or even waste precious time on serial dating just to see what’s out there. Ain’t nobody got time for that.

“I’m not picky; I just have high standards.”

After one too many bad dates, you find yourself slowly giving up on your happily ever after and entertaining the idea of making alternative life plans that may or may not involve adopting a four-legged friend.

“Maybe I won't get married, you know? Maybe I'll do one of those Eat, Pray, Love things. Ugh, no, I don't want to pray. Forget it; I'll just die alone.”

You’ve had your fair share of heartbreak and are taking some time out of the dating game to give yourself some much-needed TLC. Treat yourself!

“My apartment is the only place I feel safe right now. I have food. I have alcohol. I have 600 channels. And none of them want to hurt me.”

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