John Stamos’ Underage Blackmail Trial

Uncle Jesse’s blackmail trial has provided a number of amusing revelations involving coke, strippers, and a starstruck 17-year-old girl.

Also sad: John Stamos is only worth $700K, blackmail-wise.

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