So you finally graduated.
But now it's time to get a grown-up job.
And it's like, really hard.
"So what are you doing for work these days?"- Everyone
*Silently leaves room*-You
So you send out like A MILLION resumes.
APPLY TO ALL THE JOBS!
And you don't hear back after fifteen minutes, so you're like...
OMG. They hate me.
In the meantime, you are spending A LOT of time on the internet.
Fifteen minutes of Career Builder = Fifteen hours of Pinterest time.
And you see that yet another friend is engaged.
"No, seriously! I'm so happy for you."
Meaning you have to sit through another engagement/bridal/kitchen/lingerie/baby shower.
And potentially buy another fugly dress.
And people start asking you when you're going to "settle down."
Because right now half of your weekends are like...
Is vodka a carb?
And the other half are like....
(Actual postgrads are wishing they even had a desk to cry under.)
Plus your love life is like...
"Yay new text! Oh... low bank account balance alert....."
But despite your flaws, someone eventually hires you!
Bye-bye ramen. Hello Cup of Noodles!
And you finally get your groove back.
You go Glen CoCo!