1.
That late-night work email can wait until the morning.
2.
You certainly don't have to wake up unless someone makes you.
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Especially because everything gets worse once you get out of bed.
4.
What's so great downstairs, anyway?
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You can even eat while lying down.
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You don't really need to go outside.
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Showering is for suckers.
8.
Whatever's already on TV is good enough.
10.
So we're just going to go back to bed.
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11.
Someone else can totally do it.
12.
You might do it totally wrong.
13.
You can't just make your taxes disappear, ya dope.
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