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You Can't Call Yourself An American Unless You Know These Commercials

These jingles can get stuck in your head for DAYS.

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  1. Let's start of easy... who's this dapper man?

    Bob
    Kenneth
    Dick
    Ty
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Bob from Bob's Furniture!

  2. Correct!
    Wrong!

    ... your home/carpet/certified cleaner!

    Call 1-800-Steemer, Stanley Steemer gets your home cleaner!

  3. Gastroschisis
    Bipolar Depression
    Sarcodosis
    Mesothelioma
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Mesothelioma!

    This line plays in my head at least ten times a day.

  4. And what brand does this man advertise?

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Old Spice!

    Smell like a man, man.

  5. What drink is this commercial for?

    Coca-Cola
    Gatorade
    Dasani
    Budweiser
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Budweiser!

    If you didn't cry during this then you're not human.

  6. What's this contraption?

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's a George Foreman Grill!

    If you haven't purchased one have you truly lived?

  7. Who's this friendly face?

    Bobby Flay
    Billy Mays
    Fabio
    Steve Romeo
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Billy Mays!

    Are you on the ball?

  8. What's in Shirley's soup?

    Animal Crackers
    Goldfish
    Saltines
    Oyster Crackers
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Animal crackers!

    Animal crackers in my soup, monkeys and rabbits, loop da loop

  9. For a great low rate you can get online, where should you go to save some time?

    The Colonel
    The General
    The Captain
    The Major
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    The General!

    FOR A GREAT LOW RATE YOU CAN GET ON TIME, GO TO THE GENERAL AND SAVE SOME TIME

  10. Who's on your side?

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Nationwide

    Nationwide is on your side!

  11. What will give your child a head start?

    Pennies
    Nickles
    Dimes
    Dollars
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Pennies

    Just pennies a day!

  12. Who's this guy?

    Chaos
    Matthew
    Mayhem
    Xavier
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Mayhem!

    "Get Allstate. You can save money and be better protected from mayhem like me."

You Can't Call Yourself An American Unless You Know These Commercials

Definitely not American
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Maybe American?

You did pretty rough, so either you're not from American or you're living under a rock /:

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American-ish

Ok, you can call yourself an American! But then again, this quiz was pretty easy, so maybe you're from Canada.

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True patriot!

You know these commercials like the back of your hand. Props to you!

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