1. Schmidt is an unoriginal, overrated character.

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2. And he and Cece have zero chemistry.

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3. Coach is nothing but shy.

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4. Nick just isn't relatable.

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5. And he's a flat character...

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6. ...who hasn't developed at all.

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7. And Winston...

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8. Well, Winston's really boring.

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9. SHUT UP ALREADY, WINSTON!!!

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10. Cece is nothing but a pretty face.

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11. I mean a dumb model? So stereotypical.

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12. And then there's Jess.

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13. That cold-hearted Slytherin.

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14. Jess is mean and rude and evil.

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15. Collectively, the group isn't very close anyway.

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16. And the show's got no excitement.

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That's Nick and Jess meeting Prince.
17. And absolutely zero drama.

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18. And zero fun.

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19. And zero one-liners.

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20. Honestly, there's nothing good about New Girl.

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21. So don't watch it.

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22. That way, there's more for me.

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