1. Schmidt is an unoriginal, overrated character.
2. And he and Cece have zero chemistry.
3. Coach is nothing but shy.
4. Nick just isn't relatable.
5. And he's a flat character...
6. ...who hasn't developed at all.
7. And Winston...
8. Well, Winston's really boring.
9. SHUT UP ALREADY, WINSTON!!!
10. Cece is nothing but a pretty face.
11. I mean a dumb model? So stereotypical.
12. And then there's Jess.
13. That cold-hearted Slytherin.
14. Jess is mean and rude and evil.
15. Collectively, the group isn't very close anyway.
16. And the show's got no excitement.
17. And absolutely zero drama.
18. And zero fun.
19. And zero one-liners.
20. Honestly, there's nothing good about New Girl.
21. So don't watch it.
22. That way, there's more for me.
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