1. Schmidt is an unoriginal, overrated character.
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2. And he and Cece have zero chemistry.
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3. Coach is nothing but shy.
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4. Nick just isn't relatable.
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5. And he's a flat character...
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6. ...who hasn't developed at all.
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7. And Winston...
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8. Well, Winston's really boring.
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9. SHUT UP ALREADY, WINSTON!!!
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10. Cece is nothing but a pretty face.
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11. I mean a dumb model? So stereotypical.
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12. And then there's Jess.
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13. That cold-hearted Slytherin.
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14. Jess is mean and rude and evil.
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15. Collectively, the group isn't very close anyway.
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16. And the show's got no excitement.
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That's Nick and Jess meeting Prince.
17. And absolutely zero drama.
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18. And zero fun.
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19. And zero one-liners.
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20. Honestly, there's nothing good about New Girl.
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21. So don't watch it.
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22. That way, there's more for me.
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