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Is This A Small Town Or A Sex Term?

Want to take a swim in Crotch Lake? Why not hit the sack in Sackville? Take the quiz, then pleasure yourself by watching the new comedy How to Plan an Orgy in a Small Town, available now on iTunes.

  1. Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    It's a small town.

    O’Leary is home to the largest quilt shop in Eastern Canada, turning any bed into a whole new experience.

  2. Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    It's a sex term.

    This is slang for a male with very large genitalia. "I can’t believe she finally saw the fabled bison log."

  3. Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    It's a small town.

    Don’t let Plum Coulee’s small size fool you. While the town has a population of just 850, projected land developments will ensure rapid and substantial growth.

  4. Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    It's a small town.

    "Nestled in the heart of Central Newfoundland, Badger is the gateway to Newfoundland’s deep interior," according to the town’s site.

  5. Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    It's a sex term.

    When a man lays his genitals upon his partner's shoulders. "Again with the eagle perch? Dude, what's with you and shoulders?"

  6. Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    It's a small town.

    This small community is located at the tip of Nova Scotia’s Cape Breton Island. According to locals, the smell of fish is in the air.

  7. Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    It's a sex term.

    The male equivalent of a "camel toe," when a man's pants are so tight that his genitals look like a bear's claw. "These pants are a no-go. I've got a serious bear claw going on."

  8. Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    It's a small town.

    Rimouski Airport caters to both general and cargo aircrafts, making it capable of handling very large loads.

  9. Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    It's a sex term.

    Slang for the perineum, the bridge of skin between the genitals and anus. “He was getting all up in my grundle."

  10. Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    It's a small town.

    White silt from Alberta’s Badlands washes into the town’s river, making it both thick and milky. The river drains south.

  11. Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    It's a small town.

    If you’re headed to Smuts, you’ll likely go to church. This ghost town is all but abandoned, save for one chapel.

  12. Correct! 
    Wrong! 

    It's a sex term.

    A woman’s pubic area. “Take an oral tour of my mappa tassie."

All images courtesy of How To Plan An Orgy In A Small Town.

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