Is This A Small Town Or A Sex Term?

Want to take a swim in Crotch Lake? Why not hit the sack in Sackville? Take the quiz, then pleasure yourself by watching the new comedy How to Plan an Orgy in a Small Town, available now on iTunes.

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  1. Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's a small town.

    O’Leary is home to the largest quilt shop in Eastern Canada, turning any bed into a whole new experience.

    It's a small town.
  2. Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's a sex term.

    This is slang for a male with very large genitalia. "I can’t believe she finally saw the fabled bison log."

    It's a sex term.
  3. Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's a small town.

    Don’t let Plum Coulee’s small size fool you. While the town has a population of just 850, projected land developments will ensure rapid and substantial growth.

    It's a small town.
  4. Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's a small town.

    "Nestled in the heart of Central Newfoundland, Badger is the gateway to Newfoundland’s deep interior," according to the town’s site.

    It's a small town.
  5. Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's a sex term.

    When a man lays his genitals upon his partner's shoulders. "Again with the eagle perch? Dude, what's with you and shoulders?"

    It's a sex term.
  6. Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's a small town.

    This small community is located at the tip of Nova Scotia’s Cape Breton Island. According to locals, the smell of fish is in the air.

    It's a small town.
  7. Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's a sex term.

    The male equivalent of a "camel toe," when a man's pants are so tight that his genitals look like a bear's claw. "These pants are a no-go. I've got a serious bear claw going on."

    It's a sex term.
  8. Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's a small town.

    Rimouski Airport caters to both general and cargo aircrafts, making it capable of handling very large loads.

    It's a small town.
  9. Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's a sex term.

    Slang for the perineum, the bridge of skin between the genitals and anus. “He was getting all up in my grundle."

    It's a sex term.
  10. Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's a small town.

    White silt from Alberta’s Badlands washes into the town’s river, making it both thick and milky. The river drains south.

    It's a small town.
  11. Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's a small town.

    If you’re headed to Smuts, you’ll likely go to church. This ghost town is all but abandoned, save for one chapel.

    It's a small town.
  12. Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's a sex term.

    A woman’s pubic area. “Take an oral tour of my mappa tassie."

    It's a sex term.

Is This A Small Town Or A Sex Term?

Yikes! You really don't know your smut from your Smuts.

Good thing the new comedy How to Plan an Orgy in a Small Town is available now on iTunes. Give it a watch and um…learn a thing or two. ;)

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CONGRATS, you ol' Badger you!

You got a perfect score! Time to get out of that mappa tassie and into an orgy — How to Plan an Orgy in a Small Town, available now on iTunes.

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Now that you've taken the full tour, it's time go a little deeper. Check out How to Plan an Orgy in a Small Town, available now on iTunes.